The Oscar for Political-Satyre.....goes to ....

The Oscar of this year
for
"Political-Satire"
goes to.....

Sherlock Hommos !!

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(Here is the acceptance speech of

Dr. Sherlock Hommos , Phd)

Sherlock Hommos....... in disguise





Thank  you ....thank you !!

I am honoured and flattered...
but in all honesty I must admit that
political-satire, nowadays,
 is the easiest job   I can ever think off
especially now that :

Iraq got its second fake-elections
when the first fake one, was never confirmed.

Palestinie which was stolen and or occupied
is now stolen,occupied and devided

Iran that does not have even an Oil refinery
for its fuel.....
is now accused of planning for a nuclear-fuel-plant.

Afghanistan which was never controled
in all its history by anyone ,  but the Afghans themselves
is being now controlled by the
uncontrolable-corrupted-opportunists.

Syria which was accused of
all the crimes to be found in a CIA-dictionary
has had a new US-Ambassador appointed in Damascus.

Hezbollah , the only arab-entity, fighting Israel
is being asked to dissarm.

And last but not least,
Israel that is the easiest part,
has never done anything right,
nor correct nor humane nor legal....
ever since its existence....


Finally I thank,
my dear wife
who never reads my articles
my daughter
who never laughs at them
my son
who thinks that I could do........ better ones !!

Sherlock Hommos , PhD
who finds himself funny....(even without the Oscar)

"C" like Carter or "C" like Chemayel ??

President Jimmy Carter

has written a book

(which I did not read)

but I have heard positive critics about :

" Israel :

Peace or Apartheid ?? "

I intend to write another book ,

(with my brother-in-law)

Sherlock Hommos , PhD ,

which shall  be titled:

 " Israel:

Peace or Israel  ?? "

this future book ,

shall be more practical

and more realistic, of course .

Although Carter has a better name and fame...

but I shall sell it as a better discount !!

Raja Chemayel

Ghost-writer for Sherlock Hommos

One Christian , too much !!

 a Palestinian-traitor who became a Christian

(uninvited !! and not welcome )

Mossab Hassan Yousef has admitted

that he worked for the Israelis Shin-Bet

which is the equivalent of the FBI.

He declared that he did it :

 " to avoid that the Shin-Bet arrests

or kills the wrong  Palestinian-suspect." .....unquote

Which reminds me of Judas who betrayed Jesus

in order that the Romans do not crucify Peter nor Paul

nor Simon nor Mathew nor Philip ,

instead of Jesus , himself....

Great Job !!

God and history shall judge him ,

very soon !! .......Inchallah  !!!

But what I disliked

is that this traitor has converted into christianism !!

and I wonder if traitors and Judases

are welcome in my religion ?????

Why did he not go and joined Judaism .....?

just in case that Zionism would serve Judaism !!

We Christians praise all our Matyrs ,

and most of the first-christians ended up as martyres ,

including our Jesus .

Anyhow ,

now that Mossab Hassan Yousef

is no more a Muslim , then he finally has done

a favour to Islam ,............ by getting out !!!

But once again ,

I would have liked that this Mossab would

have not converted into Christianity

because after all the Christianity

is a not a refuge for the traitors

(nor a refuge for the Zionists !!)

Raja Chemayel