Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The "Terrorist" that forgot his match-box

http://images.theage.com.au/2010/05/02/1401465/svBOMBSCARE-420x0.jpg
Show-time !!!
in
Times-Square
, New-York.






The New York Times-square bomber
has prepared a very simple-amateur- home-made- bomb
made with normal consumer´s items
but,
he could not find his lighter, nor the matches
to set it on ...



Luckily,  he is arrested now
and the district-attorney of New York
shall,  probably, lend him his own lighter.

http://image.automotive.com/f/lookback/9796575+pheader/epcp_0803_01_z+zippo_lighter+side_view.jpg


Those CCTV cameras are extremely useful
when fixed on a most crowded-square. ..



Sherlock Hommos
Crowd-control- agent

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

To bomb or not to bomb !!

http://desertpeace.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/palestinians-in-maale-adumim.jpg

Three Palestinian-workers
building at the Israeli-settlements...




Do not drop any atomic bomb
anywhere in Israel !!
Because ,you will practically
kill more Arabs than Israelis !!

Look it up , in any demographic-map
and , please,  find another solution !!

Not even a dirty-Bomb will do ,
nor any chemical-Bomb

Even a home-made-simple-bomb
on a local bus
would kill as much Arabs
as ......Chosen-thieves  !!


No sir  !!,
if you do insist
and you have no other method
nor any other tool
try the settlements in the West-Bank.


but wait first until,
those building-workers
the gardeners , the housemaids,
the plumbers , the electricians
 and the street-sweepers
all go back home ,first.
(if those Palestinians still have ,  one home ).
Sherlock Hommos
hoping for the demographic-bomb

Monday, May 3, 2010

The Terroist called , a pianist

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Dm4sFu73cJo/SfnqbgYBRuI/AAAAAAAARSU/LCFtB_L-pEc/s400/Condi+at+piano.jpg
The evil-player of the macabre-sonatas.


A Pianist ,  plays the Piano
A Violinist,  caresses the Viole
A Rapist ,  rapes.....
while, 
a Terrorist does Terror.


You may terrorise,anyone and anywhere,
with a dynamite-belt around your waist
or
with a "B52" Bomber
carrying 132 tons of  bombs.



You may terrorise in the name
of national-liberation
when the others,
may terrorise in the name
of "Democratisation".


A pianist plays the piano
and
a terrorist can also play that same piano ,
when and if ........ he survives.



Raja Chemayel
I have more valid-reasons not to play that piano.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

S C U D

http://www.arabamericannews.com/news/images/articles/2008_04/887/u1_hezbollah.jpg
Hold on !!        they are coming....



The Western Governments are complaining
that Syria and Iran might have already supplied
some SCUD Rockets to Hezbollah.


We do not know for sure if this were correct
And if ever it were correct ,
I shall kiss their hands !!


What worries me ,
is that those same Governments
have told us , once , that President Saddam Hussein
has had Weapons of Mass Destruction.....
do you not remember ??


And after what has happened to Iraq ,
I do wish that there were indeed those, 
Weapons of Mass Destruction,
after all !!

Therefore ,
I wish and hope that, this time,
the Western-Governments are not lying.


Sherlock Hommos

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Pity the Nation..........(with added photos)

http://www.pureinsideout.com/image-files/gibran-potrait.jpg

Pity The Nation.
Pity the nation that is full of beliefs
and empty of religion.

http://www.forze-libanesi.com/images/Samir_Saad__Walid.jpg






Pity the nation that wears a cloth
it does not weave,

eats a bread it does not harvest,
and drinks a wine that flows
not from its own wine-press.


http://blog.luxuryproperty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/atlantis-exterior.jpg






Pity the nation that acclaims
the bull as hero,

and that deems the glittering conqueror
bountiful.

http://tmideast.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/040709-0724-mubarakinvi12.jpg





Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox,
whose philosopher is a juggler,
and whose art is the art
of patching and mimicking.

http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/photos/jordan.king.abdullah.jpg









Pity the nation whose sages
are dumb with years

and whose strong men
are yet in the cradle.

http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/thumb/f/f8/Begin,_Carter_and_Sadat_at_Camp_David_1978.jpg/300px-Begin,_Carter_and_Sadat_at_Camp_David_1978.jpg




Gibran Khalil Gibran
The garden of the Prophet (1934)





Raja has just added the relevant photos !
(Hoping that "cousin" Gibran shall not mind.)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uZTNVdbG1YE/SiZLmqo5XXI/AAAAAAAADDU/BQfaqQTtCO8/s200/Raja+Sherlock.jpg


First of May 2010
Labour´s Day !!