Sunday, June 6, 2010

THE PRINCE OF THE FAITHFUL
Amir el Mo'meneen
 
 
I am not a Muslim
but those who read my writings could find out
how close I am to Islam.
 
 
Historically ,
my people have lived under Islam
since the seventh-century
and we managed together very well.
 
 
We have even fought against the Crusaders
in the eleventh-century , even though were were Christians.
The Christian-Arabs , we are !!!
 
 
Today ,
I take the liberty to request from my Muslim-brothers
to appoint Rejab Ordogan , the Turkish Prime Minister,
as being : "Amir el Mo'meneen "
(The prince of the Faithful)
 
 
This title was given the the best leader among the Muslim nation(s)
to be the chosen-commander- in-chief.
 
 
Being an Arab-Christian- Lebanese , it was always so
that the "Amir el No'meneen" was also my leader , as well.
And that started since the dawn of Islam , (651)
until 1920 when France took over my Lebanon .
 
Thus,  I have no problem having a non-Arab-leader
as long as he would be a pro-Arab........pro- justice-for Arabs
 
Many of our other Arab-leaders ,
are Arabs not not pro-Arab !!!
Those Arab leaders are pro-own-dynasty
and pro-own-interests. .....
 
Give me Ordogan , or Ahmadinejad. ...
and keep the rest !!!
 
The Amir el No'meneen does not have to be an Arab
as long as he would be a good Muslim.
 
How many Arab-leaders are worthless and useless !!
 
Hugo Chavez alone ,
would be worth more than half of my 21 Arab leaders !!
 
 
No Sir !!
 
Islam is not a race !!
Islam is not a Nationality  !!
therefore a Good-Muslim. ......... .is worth a thousand bad-Arabs !!
 
 
Raja Chemayel
a christian in Islam
 
 

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

For whom is the Charta of the NATO ???

http://www.tejwebworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nato2.gif

The NATO
"is to protect the values of Liberty "





The NATO alliance is actually and practically  :
a defence-pact between its members

to say it.......... .... very shortly.

Turkey being a member...... ........ and Israel is not .


When the Israeli soldiers attacked the Turkish-registered- vessel
it amounted to an attack on Turkey itself  ,
by a non-NATO-country.



Let us now see  , what NATO shall do ???



I remember recently ,
when "Afghanistan" allegedly attacked New-York (September 11Th. 2001)
this arguments was used to drag Holland-Belgium, Canada,France, Italy and Spain
into invading Afghanistan , under the umbrella and the charta of the NATO.


Unless ,
there is a NATO , for some
and another NATO........ .for  the others
those same countries must now defend Turkey
and eventually invade and punish Israel.



Sherlock Hommos
International- Law-promoter
 

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I had a Pirate on my phone .....today

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my newly acquired customers ,
from Somalia......all applying for a Job in Israel




My phone ran..... !!

Hello yes , I said.

The man on the other end....... said :
is that you ??


I replied :
of course it is me ,

who else did you expect, when you call me  ??
and who is talking ?? please

My name is irrelevant
but my profession is very much so ,
said the other deep voice......

What profession would that be ??, I asked.
I hope you are not a tax-collector , or a Dentist  !!


No at all !! ,
I am a Pirate from Somalia
and I need your help , knowing that you have a way with
your sarcasm and  with your political-satyrs.

How did you find out about me ,
and what brings you here ????  I enquired firmly.
are you reading in my Blog ??


The Pirate said :
I need you to help me to draw a comparison
with our piracy- activities and the operations Israel does
on the international-waters......
and to focus on the immunity and impunity on the Israeli side.
How do they succeed ??
and we ,  the Somalians , end up in prisons each time ???


You have to pay me for that advice , I am not cheap,
and I usually charge to the terrorist-organisations for my PR services
can you afford me ??

I shall give you 25% of my next robbery.....
unless it is a ship with toxic-waist
coming to unload on our shores......
answered that Pirate.

Never mind , I said ,
I shall help you this time for free
provided you let pass my next shipment of  enriched uranium
destined for Iran .....ok ??


It is a deal !!
tell us now what to say...... and what to do ??
to get immunity and impunity for us, the Somalian-pirates,
as if we were the Israelis......
replied joyfully that deep voice.


Well , it is not that complicated  ,
it is just a bit of mystisism and cheap-naiivety :
You must declare that you, the Pirates of Somalia,
are the 13Th. Lost Tribe of Israel
and that you need to steal those ships only to finance
your return to the promised land , by Air ,
first-class tickets with Egypt-Air, via Zurich first
to deposit the exxess of earned cash .

Wounderfull !!,
and do you think Israel would accept Pirates ??
asked me,  that increasenly happy voice.

My dear Pirates like you in Israel , are not an exception !!
it is rather the standart-rule......
So remember carefully :
you are the 13Th  Lost Tribe

and you are the cousins of those Ethiopian-Fallasha
and you firmly beleive in the Western-democracy´s values.
That will do !!


I hanged up.........
and called immediatly my office in Tehran
to coordinate our next shipment of enriched-uranium
which will be ready next 4th of July......

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Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
advisor to any and all evil.....