Friday, February 8, 2008

The Anti-War-Candidates





Most of the US presidential Candidates ,if not all of them ,
would like to stop the war in Iraq ,
until and unless all the Hummers are completely armoured,


Those candidates do not want to see
those murderers and invaders and torturers
and rapist and blunderers and robbers
being unprotected from
those heroic-freedom- fighters.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Hummers promotion team

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Shopping in Dimona






It is a unique situation in the history of capitalism
and consumerism. ....
because :
"exceptional circumstances require exceptional measures"


Egypt being so independent from the USA,
being so financially-non-reliant on the USA
and having it own say in its internal affairs
as well as its foreign-affairs. ......
Egypt has stopped the Gazzeans
from shopping .......from its side of the borders !!


I do not know know who is the Minister
of economy in Egypt......
but very soon the USA shall reward him
with a "Green-Card" .......
and Gazzeans will consequently have to go shopping
in Dimona , like they did very recently !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Dimona Shopping promotion Association.

Monday, February 4, 2008

The man who never shook hands with the Devil




I am writing soon the "who is who" book
of the Near-East-Theatre-of-bloody-drama's.....

Although it remains a matter of opinion
what adjectives are to be given to each person,
I would like to be short and clear on the late
Dr. George Habash. El Hakeem.....

Quote :


Dr. George Habash :
the man who never shook hands with the Devil ,
who never negotiated with the Devil
and who never recognised the Devil.

.......unquote


Sherlock Hommos. PhD
Dictionarist