Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Logic , the victim and the crime

A professor in Logicology







The logic says
that in the case of non-existence of any victim
there ,consequently, could not be any crime.


Or simpler said :
a crime which does not produce any victims
is practically not a crime .

Or more concretely :
any deed which produces a victim (or victims)
must be considered as a crime....
(unless it were unintentional or accidental.)

I hope that we agree so far.

Now ,
let us suppose ,only for the sake of my argument,
that the State of Israel were founded by "angels"
for those :
"harmless Zionists who were full of good-intentions ".
Also that Israel were the solution to eradicate "anti-semitism"
and to create a safer place for the Jews.

First ,
we noticed that Israel is the most unsafe place on earth
for any Jew , to live there.

Second ,
we noticed that the State of Israel is the largest
source of anti-semitism , nowadays.

Thirdly
and most significantly and most indisputably
we see 3 million exiled refugees
and 3 million occupied population........the victim !!


Which is not only a crime ,which proves my point,
but also a genocide and an-going-barbarism.


Therefore ,
Israel may buy all the world's Media
bribe all the Senate and blackmail all the Congress,
brainwash all politicians in Europe ,
cheat on all reporters and all historians...........
re-write the dictionaries,
re-print and modify the Bible ,
re-sell Blair and Berlusconi
re-sell Hollywood and buy Bollywood.
It will remain (for history) a crime.
written.......C R I M E !!


And to prove my point ,
you see all along the way , that Israel
is denying the NAKBA
and physically disposing of the Palestinian-people
thinking that while hiding the victims
one could hide the crime


Which brings you back to the theory ,
I have mentioned , in the start of this text :
if there is no victim , there is no crime .
or
if there is a victim then there must be crime !!



Raja Chemayel



المنطق... الضحية والجريمة

المنطق يقول
في حال انعدام وجود ضحية
بالتالي... ينعدم وجود جريمة

أو ببساطة أكثر فأن
الجريمة التي لا تنتج ضحية
فهي بالفعل ليست جريمة

وفعلياً
أي عمل ينتج عنه ضحية (أو ضحايا
يجب اعتباره جريمة
(اللهم... إذا لم يكن متعمداً أو بالصدفة)
آمل بأننا متفقون حتى هذا المدى

والآن
لنفترض ، فقط جدلاً
بأن الملائكة هم من أسس دولة إسرائيل
لأجل هؤلاء
"الصهاينة المأموني الجانب أصحاب النوايا الحسنة
ولأن إسرائيل كانت الحل لاقتلاع "اللاسامية" وخلق مكان أكثر أمناً لليهود


أولاً
نلاحظ بأن إسرائيل هي المكان الأقل أمناً في العالم
للأي يهودي مقيم فيها
ثانياً
ويلاحظ أن دولة إسرائيل أكبر مسبب
ل الاسامية... في يومنا هذا

ثالثاً
الأكثر أهمية والأقل موجب للجدل
هناك ما بين أربعة أو خمسة ملايين لاجئ... منفي
وخمسة ملايين مقيم تحت الاحتلال... .... الضحايا
وهذا ليس فقط جريمة، مما يبرهن على صحة أطروحاتي
وعلاوة على ذلك فهي عملية اقتلاع بشر وهوية... وهي بربرية مستمرة

وعلى هذا الأساس... بإمكان إسرائيل شراء كل الإعلام العالمي
رشوة مجلس الشيوخ... وابتزاز كل أعضاء الكونجرس
وغسل أدمغة كل الساسة الأوروبيين... (ويعني بذلك تلويث... المترجم)
خداع كل المراسلين الصحفيين وكذلك المؤرخين
إعادة كتابة القوامي!!! ((مثل ما يحاولون الآن إعادة كتابة موسوعة يوكيبيديا
تعديل وإعادة طبع التوراة
إعادة بيع برليسكوني وبلير... (المترجم: من يشتري الورد الدبلان مني؟؟؟)
إعادة بيع هوليوود وبوليوود!!!! (بوليوود: هوليوود الهندية)
فإنها ستبقى (بالنسبة للتاريخ) جريمة
تكتب... جريمة

وللبرهنة على رأيي
نحن نرى بأن إسرائيل على طول المدى
تنكر النكبة
وعلى الأرض... وفعلية... تريد التخلص من الشعب العربي الفلسطيني
معتقدةً بأنها بينما تحاول إخفاء الضحية
بالإمكان إخفاء الجريمة


الشيء الذي يعيدك ويعيدنا للنظرية
السابق ذكرها... في بداية هذا النص
بأنه في حال إنعدام وجود الضحية... ينتفي وجود الجريمة
أو
بأنه في حال وجود الضحية يستتبع وجود الجريمة
رجا الشميل (الأكثر فلسطينية من المترجم)
24 أيار/نوار 2008
ترجمة: أديب قعوار

Friday, May 23, 2008

It is merely a mean of transportation

a converted
F16-Jet-Bomber-Pilot


A bomb, any bomb , should explode
not in your own ware house ,
but on the head of your enemy.


You need not to be a genius
to figure that one out .

How to transport that bomb from your warehouse
to anywhere near (or above) your enemy ,
is the relevant question .


The rich-and-powerful have a lot of Air-planes ,
Rockets ,Tanks , Missiles , Ships , Artillery ,
Sub-marines and even the Valise-Diplomatic. ....
as a mean of transportation for their bombs .



But supposing you have none of those
transportation- equipments,
what would you do ??
or what can you do ??


Well obviously you carry it , by yourself.
You carry the bomb from your warehouse
to your enemy,
a kind of personal-delivery....
or a door-to-door- delivery.


OK !!
now we all know , how it reaches the enemy
in the case of the poor delivering it to the rich.....
or to the richer-enemy .


But ,
why is it so that when the Rich uses a B52-bomber
or an F16 jet-bomber it is called "war"
and when the poor-person carries it ,by himself ,
it is called "Terrorism " ???
or "suicide-bomber" ?


Next time we are again bombed in Beirut,
Kabul, Belfast , Baghdad, Basrah or Gaza ,
by whoever usually does it to us,
I shall demand that the Pilots of those F16-jets
would carry their bombs, personally , to deliver them...
face to face....like a man !!



Finally
I wounder whom can we call "coward"
the Pilot up there ? or the man-walking. .....??


Raja Chemayel
give me a loaded B52.....and I shall bomb the terrorists !!
23.May.2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Thre is still 22% of Palestine



The world is still expecting any progress on the
Palestine-Israeli- negotiation- front .

I am afraid everybody will be disappointed
because very soon ,
Olmert will be charged and convicted for bribery
Bush will be charged with lying about everything he did
Abbas will be caught for buying 5 Mercedes-Benz
with the EU-subsidies.
Tony Blair will be voted as the lair of the Century
Ismail Hanniyah will die from hunger
Husny Moubarak will die from obesity
Arab-Kings will all die ,simply, from old-age ,
because tyranny and corruption
are not punishable by local-laws.

Benjamin Nathaniahu will be back
and he shall negotiate with Colonel Qaddafi
whether to return the Spanish Sahara
to Spain or to Algeria .


Anyhow ,
there is still 22% of Palestine not yet stolen
(although fully occupied)
so the Zionists have not finished their work yet.


In the meantime ,
we shall all follow that Olympic Torch closely
or see who will win the Cannes-Festival- best-film
or assist at the European Fooball Cup.


By the end ,
they will leave us a five-square- inch piece of Land
where we shall plant the Palestinian Flag ,
and call it " the Two-States-Solution ."



Raja Chemayel
21st of May 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

opposition talking...





Lately, in the Sharm el Scheikh Resort ,
(the only safe place for Husni Moubarak and for George Bush)

The President of the United States of America
has given a speech after meeting with a lot of docile
and well-fed-local Leaders from the Middle East.
It was at the World Economic Forum , meeting.


That speech would amount to a farewell-speech
given that George cannot be be-elected like all
of the others present in that audience can ......
some even were never elected
and yet they became leaders...
(like the King of Jordan who has a British-grand-father
and married a Palestinian-Beauty to compensate that.)

Never mind that detail ,
let us concentrate on that speech
which theoretically could and should be
considered as "historic"

99% of that speech was all George Bush's wisdom ,
(which we all do know)....but one advice caught my attention
which George gave to those leaders , he said :
"..... do not mistreat your local opposition forces
and throw them into prisons......"
unquote


To my personal and my practical knowledge,
from Morroco to Iran and also Pakistan,
there is not one opposition who would like
George Bush nor the USA
(with the exceptions of the Iranian-opposition and the Syrian too )


Therefore, when the opposition goes to prisons
in those countries.....
the jailers are all pro-Bush and pro-USA
the judges are also pro-Bush and pro-USA
and the US-Ambassadors decide who comes out.....

Funny !! to me , it sounded like :
Bill Gates asking us not to use a Microsoft
or
Mac-Donald asking us not to eat Big-Mac's
anymore.....

Since when does George care for any opposition,
in the third world ?? or even in the States !!



Sherlock Hommos

the opposit and the opposition

opposition talking...




Lately, in the Sharm el Scheikh Resort ,
(the only safe place for Husni Moubarak and for George Bush)

The President of the United States of America
has given a speech after meeting with a lot of docile
and well-fed-local Leaders from the Middle East.
It was at the World Economic Forum , meeting.


That speech would amount to a farewell-speech
given that George cannot be be-elected like all
of the others present in that audience can ......
some even were never elected
and yet they became leaders...
(like the King of Jordan who has a British-grand-father
and married a Palestinian-Beauty to compensate that.)

Never mind that detail ,
let us concentrate on that speech
which theoretically could and should be
considered as "historic"

99% of that speech was all George Bush's wisdom ,
(which we all do know)....but one advice caught my attention
which George gave to those leaders , he said :
"..... do not mistreat your local opposition forces
and throw them into prisons,,,,.."
unquote


To my personal and my practical knowledge,
from Morroco to Iran and also Pakistan,
there is not one opposition who would like
George Bush nor the USA
(with the exceptions of the Iranian-opposition
and the Syrian too )


Therefore, when the opposition goes to prisons
in those countries.....
the jailers are all pro-Bush and pro-USA
the judges are also pro-Bush and pro-USA
and the US-Ambassadors decide who comes out.....

Funny !! to me , it sounded like :
Bill Gates asking us not to use a Microsoft
or
Mac-Donald asking us not to eat Big-Mac's
anymore.....

Since when does George care for any opposition,
in the third world ?? or even in the States !!



Sherlock Hommos

Monday, May 19, 2008

........a bad name.






Prostitution gives to Love a bad name

Capitalism gives to Democracy a bad name

Profiteering gives to Trade a bad name

Slavery gives to Labour a bad name

Extremism gives to any Religion a bad name

Nazism gave (once) to Germany a bad name

Lebanese-Forces gave to the Lebanon a bad name

Franco gave (once) to Spain a bad name

USA gave to Liberty a bad name

Zionism gives to Judaism a bad name

Zionism gave to Apartheid and Colonialism
a worse name...

Zionism gave to the "Jewish-home "and to the Palestinians...
the worse solution.



Raja Chemayel