Thre is always a difference !

Both are liberators !!

The difference between George Bush
and Barrack Obama
is only "skin-deep".


The difference between Benjamin Nathaniahu
and Marshal Goering
is only, in the size of their belly's .


The difference between Mahmoud Abbas
and General Petain
is only that , one has a 2010 Mercedes model
and the other has had a 1939 Citroen model .


The difference between El Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah
and Ernesto Che Guevara
is that , the first has studied Theology
and the second studied Medicine .



Raja Chemayel
who not so different , from Sherlock Hommos.

Six years and sixty years.

Dr. O´bama , MD

About 30 million American citizens
shall now also be covered by a Health Insurance
as from now on.

That is as much people as the whole population
of Iraq and Palestine and it was delayed untill now
mainly for the financial-burdon.

But......!!

If there were  no invasion of Iraq
the USA could have afforded this health insurance
six years ago

And.....

If there were no State of Israel
the USA could have afforded  this total health insurance
sixty years ago.


Never mind my comparative- sarcasm.
I congratulate the American-government and Congress ,
because they both have just started resembling
to the human-goverments of Europe.

My Dutch-health- insurance pays even my Taxi
to and from my Doctor 
or pays even my parking-fees if I use my car.
It is because the Netherlands does not "export democracies"
and it has also stopped colonialism since 1975.(Suriname)


Sherlock Hommos

A doctor each day , keeps the revolutions away !!

Pissing on Peace prizes !!!

George did not get one !!!

Obama gets a Nobel Peace Prize
what for ??
he just has got in !! this is a premature-delivery !!!

Is this prize for his speech in Cairo
in front of a hand-picked-selected-audience
or just because...............he has the same sun-tan as Martin-Luther-King ??

Is this prize for admitting that Bush got in Iraq
what Saddam Hussein has promised us , long before the invasion .

Is this prize for offering medical-help-security
in the richest society on this planet ??

Is it for bombing civilians in Kandahar ??


I don't know !!

But I suspect that this prize is exclusively as a reward
for failing to stop even illegal-buildings....in Palestine .
For failing to reign in a wild-dog-Netanyahu ??

Why should I bother writing any satire....anymore
when even Henry Kissinger got the same prize
and Itzhak Rabin too.

Good night !!
I am going to bed early .



Sherlock Hommos
Pissing on Peace-prizes

The day after that speech.....until the next full-moon

many did not care for that speech....
they had some grocery-shopping to do.

How many Americans shared those new-views
of Obama´s ??

How many US-politicians ever agreed
with what he just promised us ??

How many even from White-House- staff ,
would call the Palestinian- cause ,
"undeniable "??

How many out of the Oval-office- inner-circle
do believe what their own boss has just said ??


In whose name did Obama speak ??


For someone like me ,
who has spend a quarter of a century
in Marketing and in Public-Relations ,
I can easily identify a PR-ploy ,
a sales-stunt , an image-brush- up
a face-lifting
or the launch of an advertisement- campaign.



If and when ,
Obama and the USA were to be honest:
a group of 100 observers should fly,
this week-end, and not later,
to Palestine and to report immediately and fairly
whether the new-settlements- building , will stop.

This is less than a minimum
of what should be done, as a start !!
if the validity of this speech
would want to survive
until the next full-moon.

Raja Chemayel

My reply to Obama's speech

Wanted....more Snipers in Cairo

Dear readers ,

I have read the full-text of the Obama's speech
which was written by Mr. Shlomo Goldberg
and translated by Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom.
Yesterday.

Nonetheless I still think that many questions remained
unanswered and even un-asked.
and I would like them to be addressed
and possibly solved :

1-
what makes Obama and the USA think that
if ever all Arab states would , by miracle, become Democratic,
that they would then accept that aggressor-state of Zion ??
What does Democracy has to do with restoring a stolen-country ??

2-
If Obama is convinced that the new-settlements are illegal,
why not the whole of the Land of Zion ??
what was the difference ??
both were stolen !!


3-
If and when the USA wanted to implement Democracy
in Iraq , how come it replaced the secular-modern-republic of Iraq
by a lot of Mullahs , a lot of War-Lords and a lot of Tribal-chiefs ??
and is the case of Afghanistan any success ??

4-
How could the entity that keeps Israel alive and healthy
become a broker between Israel and its victims ???


5-
Does President Obama wear a bullet-proof-jacket in Cairo
while it will be full of Israeli-agents with long-range-rifles ???


I wonder if any of you could forward those 5 questions
to Mr. Shlomo Goldberg so he may prepare the answers,
for thursday's show ....Thank you .



Sherlock Hommos
inquisitive-mind

Obama's speech in Cairo

President
Obama's speech
Cairo,

the eternal-capital
of
Mubarakstan.

I came to you with a message of Peace,
this Peace is for Israel, of course,
and not necessarily for the Arabs.
The Bible of Hegemony said so.

I came to you with the promise to end up the occupation
and indeed the Arabs-of-Israel may no more occupy
their own homes , and would have to move out....
The Bible of Hertzl said so.....

I came with the promise to terminate the settlements
on the West Bank ......
because we simply are going to annex it,
and call it also "Israel" .
The Bible of Ariel said so.


As for the Golan ,
it shall no more be an occupied-land
but a part of the Kingdom of Salomon .
The Bible of Benyamin said so.


The four Million Palestinian Refugees
do not exist anymore !!
and to mention them ,
or to mention their mysery,
shall be punishable by law .
The Bible of the Knesset said so.


Only the Holocaust took place
and nobody else , ever died !!

Changes are now implemented !!
Changes are now taking shape !!
Changes are hereby delivered !!

As for the inhabitants of the West Bank
they may choose to run-away and hide
under the boots of King Abdullah
or to go and die , once more , in Sabra and Chatila
or to be relocated in Kurdistan , for ever.
The Bible of Congress said so.


As for Gaza ,
it shall be evacuated, depopulated
and turned into a Nature-Reserve- Park
for the sub-tropical- Sea-Birds.
The Bible of ecology said so.


Changes are coming !! as you see....
and only my promises to the promised-lands will be kept.

Should you disagree or disobey me ,
I shall take my revenge on you ,
as follows :

1)
I shall maintain Hosny Mubarak and his Gestapo
ruling on both sides of the Nile .

2)
I shall maintain the Royal-Wahhabi' s-clan
guarding my oil-wells and your precious Qaaba .

3)
I shall maintain Iraq , unmaintainable

4)
I shall maintain Lebanon, ungovernable

5)
I shall maintain Syria , isolated and demonised



I am the ruler of the Earth
never mind if I was born a Muslim.....
Look around you, how many other Moslem's are
also your own tyrants !! ??


Never mind if I converted to Christianity
look around you, how many Christians
have committed genocides ,
injustices and colonialism ??


Do not mind any religion
it is all about power...
the power to shape the others ,
without ever changing one-self
the power of promising anything
and then doing nothing ......or everything.


My name is Barrack son of Hussein Obama
born on the USA-Colony-of- Honolulu
from an African Muslim father,
I am member of a Black-Church because
the whites would not let me in their's ........

I am black . but I serve the White-Ashkenazim
I once was a Muslim but now I serve the Christian-Zionists !!
They, after all , have made me the President.

No contradictions here ,
because my power justifies what I want to do ,
and my ultimate-power, justifies everything you will suffer .


Power justifies slavery, imperialism
and even Zionism.....
Power makes me change my colour
and my religion too....


I became White and American and Imperialist
the day when I entered the US politics
who can tell me now :
no !!.......... .... you are Black and Moslem.
I am now white...as white as Michael Jackson is
and as white as Tipzi Livni is a Semite ....


Look at me, here in Cairo , on the Nile
in the once capital of Arabism.....
and now you all are cheap-cheeps ,
are standing here an listening to anything I would say,
you believe me.........because you fear me !!
I can feed you ............ as much as I can rule you !!

Where is now El Raiiss ???......
who once made you free-men .

Would El Sayyed take his place ??
and kick me out of the Canal ??


You are now spectators of your own enslavement
You are now witnesses of your own submission

I am the Obama from Omaha and Nebraska
I am the Obama from Alabama and Louisiana

I am the Obama from Oklahoma and Alaska
I am the Obama from the empire of evil.......
and you are only my wet-Rats on the Nile !!

Shut up !! turn back !!
............ and go peacefuly back home !!!
and pick up your chains , on your way out !!


Thank you !! and God bless the USA.......

Original text by :
Shlomo Goldberg, speech-writer
Translation by :
Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom, double-agent
Copyright : Blue Star Publications Tel Aviv -Amman -Cairo

"Change" the Obama way.

President Obama has promised us
a "change"
so he could have ,for example,
changed the name of the
" Guantanamo-torture- centre "

but no,Sir !!

the name (Guantanamo) will not change ,
only the address shall ,
because the hostages-prisoners
will be ,now, relocated in the USA

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Relocation officer

The first 100 days......

Bonaparte retreating from Moscow.




Barack Obama is celebrating ,today
his first 100 days....
in office

Husny Mubarak will soon celebrate
his first 100 years !!
in office.

Mahmoud Abbas is celebrating
his 100st.
Peace-negotiations
in office


The UK , in Basrah , is celebration
its 100st.
retreat out , from an ex-colony

Sherlock Hommos
30.04.09

Obamalogy

Black is beautiful , while White is careful.

Let us suppose that Obama is black,
so what does a colour has to do with politics ??

Let us suppose that Obama is a Democrat,
so what does it help when Democrat
is written with a capital-D ??

Let us not rejoice that Obama was born-Muslim ,
so what does it help when see that Anwar El Saddat
was born also a Muslim ?? and the Shah too !!

Let us not forget that ,Obama is only half-black
and a Democrat with a big "D"
which is not necessarily a small "d".


So Obama would be now :
a " half-black-member- of-the-Democrati c-party"
who has won the elections thanks to 453 Million-Dollars
which he now has to pay back in "favours" to his donors ,
during the next 4 years....... .
That will be 30,75 Millions each year
which is, 85.417 Dollars each day
which are 3.560 each hour....
provided Obama does not sleep.
(otherwise ,it will be, 7.280 per hour)



It will be more relevant to us ,
to find out , who the donors were ??
what do they want for that money ??
and
what have they bought for 453 millions ??

Eng . Moustafa Roosenbloom
a Pessimist-Obamologue

The next sniper

When in Algeria the Muslim Salvation Front
has won the elections , the government declared it
void and non valid.

When in Palestine Hamas has won the first fair and honest
and democratic elections, it suffered the same consequences
as in Algeria.

When in Turkey the Muslim fundamentalist party
won the elections, the Supreme Court threatened to outlaw them.

In the USA , only yesterday ,
a Black-citizen, Muslim-born
and member of a Black-Protestant- Church
that does believe that the USA has no
"supreme-rights nor any God-given- goals"
has became the elected-president. ........now.

Will the Supreme Court shoot-down Obama ??
or otherwise , a well paid-sniper ?? as usual.

(Elections are good and useful ,
especially if you win them !! )

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Sniper-recruiter

The Good-news and the Bad-news

Beauty is not everything !!

The good news is that Obama was won
the bad news is that we shall no more see Sarah Palin

The good news is we have almost finished with George Bush
the bad news is that there was , at all, a George Bush

The good news is that most of the USA politicians
admit that the War in Iraq was a mistake
and the bad news is that there is no more Iraq,
as we knew it.

The good news is that Palestinian factions are going soon
to negotiate a reconciliation , in Cairo
and the bad news is that such a people
with such a misery and such suffering are even divided.

The good news is that all governments shall support and rescue
bankers and financial institutions
the bad news is that they are not ,at all, the victims
but rather the perpetrators.

The good news is that Obama is not from Ku Klux Clan,
and the bad news is that he is ,anyhow, an American .


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
having the best-bad-news. .....

Do not rejoice so soon

Within 3 weeks ,
Obama shall win from McCain
but there is no real reason to celebrate
because :

Mr.Obama is as "black" as Dr. Rice

Mr.Obama is "Muslim" only by birth

Mr. Obama is as "liberal" as Bill Clinton

Mr. Obama is as "anti-war"
as any US President ever was.

Mr. Obama is for a Palestinian - State
but only after he leaves the office.(2013)

Mr. Obama shall not try to invade Cuba
but the chances are that Michele Obama
might replace Jacqueline Kennedy...


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
recruiter of snipers who cannot shoot straight !

The Choice for US voters......

If you want Iran to get bombed,
vote for Mac Cain !!

If you want Pakistan to get bombed ,
vote for Obama !!


If you want New York to be bombed,
vote for the CIA and/or Oussama !!


If you want Gaza to starve to death,
it makes no difference !!
(anyone of them shall do it)



If you want Baghdad really liberated
take away those foreign-liberators !!

If you want Jerusalem liberated
take away those foreign-impostors !!



Give us back Palestine and Iraq
and we shall give you Peace
and then
you shall even not need
to bomb anybody !!

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
inventor of those Peace-Bombs
patent-pending !!

My Holidays in the Lebanon of Europe

The mountains of the Lebanon
and the Mediterranean sea,
near Geneva

Obama went to inspect Afghanistan' s new-Opiom- fields
and
Gordon Brown is visiting the liberated-Green- Zone-of-Iraq
and
Lebanon and Israel are exchanging corpses
while Israel has released the longest serving prisoner,
ever held ,worldwide.. ..... after 31 years !!!
and
My son is packing his luggage and his cameras
my wife and daughter too...
we are off to Switzerland , to visit
the Lebanon of Europe otherwise own as:
La Republique Helvetique Suisse.

For the next month you shall have the pleasure
of not having to read my nonsense anymore !!
and my translators ,God bless them all ,
will enjoy a better sarcasm ,
less repetition , less spelling mistakes
and a more refined humour
by anyone else.....


If you hear soon that Switzerland became no more
a neutral-country it would be because of me,
surely.....because neutrality is like impotence !!


After all Zionism was born in there in Basel !!


I wish you all of you ........ Happy Summer Holidays
a lot of health and patience
and that you would still want to read me ,
when I come back
or if I come back ........... Inchallah !!


Raja
Sherlock
Moustafa
22 July 2008

Obama's West-Bank-Story

the repentant American.... ..

Candidate Obama will visit
the "Only Occupier in the Middle East"
and that is nothing new......
each US-Senator gets a free-holidays there ,
courtesy of the Holocaust-survivors from Wall-Street.


What is new is that Obama has planned
to visit the West-Bank,as well,
which is most disturbing for any fact-finding- visit
because the West Bank is the real face of Israel
(which explains why they build that wall.....)
in other words :
discrimination , a Wall , apartheid ,land-grabbing,
illegal settlements and occupation
not to forget the 603 check-points
between 247 dried-water- wells.

It happened once to Jimmy Carter,
who visited the West Bank ,
and look what happened to him !!
Carter became an honest US politician.! !

Like Saul who went to Damascus and became Paul !!
he became an honest Jew, or otherwise known as a christian.
And who knows ??,
Obama might return to his Muslim roots, even.


But we should not worry about Obama......
first he must get to become the President
then he should make a war or two
and then to retire...... ....... and only then
he may become an honest person,
and write a book :
" Palestine , Peace not Apartheid, Part II"


Anyhow arrangements are being met
and his Israeli-body- guards shall blindfold him
until he reaches the Air-conditioned- offices
of Mahmoud Abbas , at which point in time the electricity
in Ramallah shall be switched on , temporally of course.

The humiliating and unnecessary check-points
will be camouflaged as Toll-stations.

Stay tuned ......!!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
West-Bank-Camouflag e-Committee- Coordinator

Bill , George and the rest......

Some would like to believe that
any new president in the USA
might change anything in the USA's policies.

No Sir !!

May I remind those who do have that illusion
that Bill Clinton starved Iraq 8 years long,
and George Bush bombed it for 5 years.

Bill Clinton completely isolated and ignored Iran
while George Bush would like to bomb it !!

Bill Clinton took Arafat to Camp David
and sent him back empty handed
and then claimed that Arafat refused "a good deal"
which nobody told us what it were ??
George Bush left Arafat locked in a cellar
for 2 years ......
and then did not even attend to his funerals .


Otherwise ,we still find only slight differences :
Bill Clinton smoked a cigar with Monika Lewinsky
and George Bush did not smoke at all ,
because of Condolisa Rice........ .


Otherwise not much differences !!
the continuity of the Anglo-Saxon- hegemony. ......... .


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Presidential- comparative- credential- expert
PS :
Obama shall never succeed ,
he has the wrong colour and was born with the wrong religion
from a father called Hussein.
The FBI shall assasinate him next June and blame it to Al Qua'eeda.