Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Scandals of WikiLeaks

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One inherited-democrat and one elected-democrat.



Among the great scandals which Wikileaks
did expose........is the news that Silvio Berlusconi
was holding a lot of   " wild-hot-parties"

How come I was never invited ?? !!


Another scandal was that Saudi Arabia
does want to get rid of Iran.....

How come nobody ever suspected  it  , before ?? !!

And the worse was that Julian Asange, in Sweden,
has had problems with  his condoms....


At least this show that :
Julian Asange must be following the instructions of the Vatican !!



What conclusion do we make here ??:

If Berlusconi ever also used condoms and he would have invited
the King of Saudia to his wild-parties........there will be no scandals !!



Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
Scandaleologue

Friday, December 17, 2010

The Difference between........

http://www.uncoverage.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sarah-palin-with-giant-fish.jpg

A fish ,
 has caught Sarah






what is the difference between
Taliban and Al Qua´eeda ??


what is the difference between
The PLO and the PA ??

what is the difference between
Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood ??

what is the difference between
Occupied Palestine and the West Bank  ??

what is the difference between
Arabism and Islamism

what is the difference between
a Burka and a Hijab  ??

what is the difference between
Mr. Mubarack and Mr.Barrack  ??

what is the difference between
Dahran and Tehran  ??

what is the difference between
Arabian Gulf and the Persian Gulf  ??

what is the difference between
The Hashemite Kingdom and Zannusi Kingdom  ??

what is the difference between
an Arab and  a Muslem ??



If you can answer a least one correctly
then you may be elected to the US Congress

If you can answer two correctly
then you may become  US State Secretary

if you can answer three correctly
then you may be director at CBS or Fox or CNBC


if you have no correct answer at all
then you may be  Sarah Palin.



Sherlock Hommos
questionomist

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Please contact the nearest Israeli-Embassy for more informations

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How much of " terrorism " is needed
to burn a car ??



Guess what !!
again another miracle !!
God´s hand at work.....
or more probably :  Mossad´s hands at work !!



The Stockholm bomb ,most recently, has failed to blow up .....
again and again.............. like in New York ,Time Square
or in Boston or in England !!!


What a providential coincidence !!!
those Terrorists are getting more clumsy each time !!!
and this time the terrorist even died before the questioning !!



Conclusion :
To know where the next bomb shall fail to ignite ,
please call and ask  your local Israeli Embassy.




Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
coordinator for the planned failures

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Christmas-shopping in Stockholm

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The Vikings in Afghanistan





In Stockholm ,yesterday,
during the Christmas shopping
two bombs went off...................
........................... the "bomber" died
or must I say : only the bomber died !!


Allegedly this was a punishment to Sweden
because of its involvement in Afghanistan
also it were a punishment for another "caricatures"
offending Islam.


Sweden counts as relatively one of the highest tolerant countries
and consequently, I assume, it is now punished.


My question now , is  :
Is Sweden being punished
by the "extreme-Islam"
or
by the "extreme-anti-Islam "  ??

Why  did this bomber  not go directly to Afghanistan,instead ??
what strategic (or any logic) value
do innocent-Christmas-shoppers have ??



Sherlock Hommos




http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/22/swedishchef460.jpg
my favourite Swede........
also ,did not go to Afghanistan !!

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Swedish-bomber ..........and the bomb that did not ignite

http://ltz.se/polopoly_fs/1.1132174!image/337452271.jpg_gen/derivatives/468w/337452271.jpg
The Vikings in Afghanistan





In Stockholm ,yesterday,
during the Christmas shopping
two bombs went off...................
........................... the "bomber" died
or must I say : only the bomber died !!


Allegedly this was a punishment to Sweden
because of its involvement in Afghanistan
also it were a punishment for another "caricatures"
offending Islam.


Sweden counts as relatively one of the highest tolerant countries
and consequently, I assume, it is now punished.


My question now , is  :
Is Sweden being punished
by the "extreme-Islam"
or
by the "extreme-anti-Islam "  ??

Why  did this bomber  not go directly to Afghanistan,instead ??
what strategic (or any logic) value
do innocent-Christmas-shoppers have ??



Sherlock Hommos




http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/22/swedishchef460.jpg
my favourite Swede........
also ,did not go to Afghanistan !!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

One decade of my writing.....



a bit of narcissism might help...
(notice please,
my antic-barok-clock
and my Breiteling-watch)





10 years ago, somewhere in December 2000,
I started my writings in the Internet


It happened by pure coincidence
and also coming out of basic overdose
of my political-frustrations.

Later, 3 years ago ,
I decided to have also my own Blog
" Frustrated Arab Diary"
(initiated and coached by Fausto Guidice, and Tlaxcala )

In the mean time a lot has happened :
Arafat was poisoned
Saddam was hanged
Beirut was bombed
Ben Laden was invented
Gaza was strangled
Israel assasinated Hariri in order to hang El Assad
A Woman is leading Germany
Burka´s were forbidden (in the countries where they exist not)
Mubarak survived two fair elections
Bush was re-elected ( Blair too)
My readers started calling me as "poet"
and the 2 great poets died , Darwish and Kabbani
(forgive me for forgetting other events or persons)

I started writing in one list
and today I write in 32 different ones
I was kicked out of 4 other lists
while 2 lists kicked me out and later
decided to allow me back
and to grant me an amnesty.......a pardon.

One Lebanese list owner called me :
" boring and unimaginative "

One US-Palestinian list owner called me :
"Enemy of Palestine "

One Palestinian-American-Democrat  called me :
" the dog of Zahi Damuni "

One Lebanese architecht  called me "
" an anti-semite "

One Palestinian from Amman called me:
" comparable to Gibran"

One Israeli-stalinist called me :
"  a revolutionary-genious "

And finally ,
my own wife calls me :
" a fanatic-political-exhibitionist "

Therefore opinions, about me , do differ a lot.

I must ,at the end,
admit that a great deal of narcisism is involved
but after all , which writer is not a narcist ??
or an exhibitionist ?? as well.

My Blog
which is in English,French,Portuguese,Spanish and German
has had in total   88.658 readers  ( in 3 years)

I shall proceed with my writings
as being my (personal) form of resistance.

I thank my readers ,
also ,I thank my translaters:
Ellen , Annie , Christina,  Alexander and Yaotl
and my Coach Fausto Guidice........................

And finally,  
I must thank Zionism itself
for offering so many injustices  to write about.


Raja Ibrahim Khalil Chemayel
a Bhamdouni-Beiruti-Lebanese-Syrian-Arab-Homosapien
a christian-in-Islam and a socialist-in-a-democracy.