Iraq gets a new constitution.....

the new-faces of Iraq

The Iraqi parliament has just agreed on the new constitution.

Now  , the division is set along the lines of faith

along the lines of sect and along the ethnic lines.

There are now :

three ethnic-Iraqs

and 2 sectarian-Iraq

and five regional-Iraqs

and 7 recognised minorities.

Thank you George Bush , thank you Wolfowitz and Richard Perle !!

Mission accomplished .....indeed .

We have had once one Iraq.....and now there are three !!

I remember the previous constitution

that never did mentioned the ethnic identities

nor was the religious belonging a matter of relevance... ..

The President was a secular-Sunni

with a Christian-vice- president

and a Shiaa-second- vice-President

not because of their religion but because of their talents....

There was one Party , which has had some Short-comings,

but this party was modern,secular and republican.....

Don't you remember it ??............. it was there until 2003...

and the Iraqi President was an ex-revolutionary,

anti-imperialist who build Churches and protected the Synagogues.

Funny !!

today that same parliament includes :

- war lords

- religious scholars (fanatic or not)

- tribal lords

- Mafiosos

- CIA stooges

- smugglers and common criminals, seeking immunity

- run-away-bankers

- mercenary-captains

The previous Parliament has not perfect ,

but at least those , above figures, were excluded.

If you ask me ,

I would say that George Bush fooled us

and that President Saddam is a dead Hero !!!

As they say in old western-cowboys- movies :

"They hanged the wrong man "

Sherlock Hommos

a Nostalgic-realist

How many ??????

Plato, was lucky

he never had to read this...

How many US politicians can place Sudan

on an African map ?? (without borders and names.)

How many Arab politicians could place Darfour

inside a Sudanese map ??

How many of us do know the difference between

a Darfourian and a Nubean ??

How many countries shall cooperate with the US

and soon , invade Sudan ??

How many regimes once believed Bush and Blair

and did also invade Iraq ??

How many countries and regimes boycotted Hamas

after that only democratic and fair Election ??

How many regimes sold weapons to Saddam

and then came back later to destroy them ??

How many anti-semitic- societies and nations

always support the State of Israel ,

to be sure that Jews will not come back to them ??

Raja Chemayel

"Pilot Accomplished"

George showing his Brains

We all remember this photograph,
it was taken on an Air-carrier-ship
after we all saw a plane landing on it
in which supposedly President Bush
would have been the Pilot.

I dare anyone of you if he or she can
remember if ever they showed us George Bush
stepping out of that same plane......

All footage , to my recollection ,
showed us the plane landing and later
George standing with his uniform
and shaking hands with other Marines...etc..etc..

That was the famous day with that famous sign :
"Mission Accomplished "

Funny !! ,
because all during the Vietnam War
George did not even fly any plane ,
so why would he do it now ???

I guess George never flew that plane.
I guess there were never " Weapons of Mass Anything "
I guess that Mission was never accomplished.
I guess Democracy was never meant for Iraq .
I guess George is not more a pilot, than I am.


Sherlock Hommos
Not a Pilot nor a liar....and surly not accomplished

Bill , George and the rest......

Some would like to believe that
any new president in the USA
might change anything in the USA's policies.

No Sir !!

May I remind those who do have that illusion
that Bill Clinton starved Iraq 8 years long,
and George Bush bombed it for 5 years.

Bill Clinton completely isolated and ignored Iran
while George Bush would like to bomb it !!

Bill Clinton took Arafat to Camp David
and sent him back empty handed
and then claimed that Arafat refused "a good deal"
which nobody told us what it were ??
George Bush left Arafat locked in a cellar
for 2 years ......
and then did not even attend to his funerals .


Otherwise ,we still find only slight differences :
Bill Clinton smoked a cigar with Monika Lewinsky
and George Bush did not smoke at all ,
because of Condolisa Rice........ .


Otherwise not much differences !!
the continuity of the Anglo-Saxon- hegemony. ......... .


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Presidential- comparative- credential- expert
PS :
Obama shall never succeed ,
he has the wrong colour and was born with the wrong religion
from a father called Hussein.
The FBI shall assasinate him next June and blame it to Al Qua'eeda.

Opium,Opportunism and Opinions

Prof. Bollinger

If and when a Westerner has five girlfriends
three of them he drops out
and the two others he makes them pregnant ,
and marries the sixth girlfriend only to divorce her later
he is called a Playboy !

When an Arab has more than one Girlfriend
he is called unfaithful ,

macho or male-chauvinist, if not a sex-maniac.

When Saddam Hussein reoccupies his own Kuwait
he was called invader, dictator and "threat to Peace"
When George Bush bombs the whole of Baghdad
he is called "Democracy-distribu tor"

When the Talibans forbid the Opium trade
in Afghanistan and also forbid its exports to the West,
they were called backwards,evil and a potential threat.
When the NATO-forces looks to the other way , to the growing
the exports of Opium to the West.......itself,
nobody has had found any name to describe this.

When an Israeli Pilot bombs the electricity- central-plant
of Beirut he is called "Hero"
When a Palestinian takes a trip on an Israeli bus ,
full of illegal-settlers and of military personnel on their way
to an assignment.. ...he is called Terrorist !!

When President Ahmadinejad does not stop

a fully-legal execution of a convicted-criminal in Tehran...... .....

while President George Bush never gave any amnesty
nor even any postponements to his prisoners on the Death-row.
And then Prof Lee Bollinger calls President Ahmadinejad
"Petty-dictator" ............ .

When President Ahmadinejad has proposed to wipe out
an illegitimate- illegal-aggresso r-State called Israel from the map,
he was called Tyrant and anti-Semite.
What shall we then call President Bush for factually
and practically wiping out Iraq from the map ??

When Bollinger complains about the "innocent" prisoners
in Tehran...... ......
what shall we call the prisoners of Guantanamo Bay ????

When a blue-eyed-Russian , who is not even a Semite ,
let alone being a Jew or not , comes to Palestine ,
it is called "law of return".
When all the Palestinians are either occupied or exiled
they have no name.......
so let us call them "the children of a lesser God"
Raja Chemayel
hoping that Prof Bollinger would smoke Afghan-Opium and ends up in Bush's prison
and will have President Ahmadinejad as his lawyer....

I was often asked .....

I was often asked why I do keep on attacking,
discrediting, undermining and criticising George W. Bush
and his USA , in general ??

My answer is : "because it is the easiest thing to do"
especially knowing that since their bombing of the Reichstag
in Mai 1945 until today , nothing was done correctly ,
nor ethically nor even morally-acceptable.

Like even invading Grenada which is hard to find on any map !!!

Thus the USA is not only the easiest target ,for me,
but rather also the biggest target where you cannot miss it .

It is like shooting at a mature elephant
from 2 metres distance , in broad day light.


Besides that Finland,Canada and Brazil

never did me any wrong ,
while Israel without the USA wont survive until next Friday.....


Take away the USA and Israel will follow it soon
but taking away Israel...... ..and then , the USA shall become
just another dull-Super-power.


Raja Chemayel

not necessarily a fighter....

28 Sept.2007

PS :

Save the USA from Israel.........

and then save the World from this USA !!

Fottball and Politics

Often George said repeatedly and endlessly
that "12 million Iraqis went to vote"
but he forgot to mention, to us ,that they voted for the
separatists, sectarians, theocracy- followers and feudalism.
Not to forget the collaborators and thieves..... ..

I remember well that when President Saddam Hussein
was still in power 14.458.885 Iraqis voted
(which is more than 12 millions) and the result was for
non-separatist, non-sectarian , secular and rather modern
candidates who have won , then , before that " US -Democracy ".

You may have you own opinion here,
different than mine but the fact remains that
14 millions are more than 12 millions and that
secularism and non-feudalism are much better
than any US-Imported- Imposed-Democracy. .....

And before George W.Bush again opens his mouth
and steals the truth, once more:
I inform you that Iraq has won the Football-Cup for Asia
and this has nothing to do with
"Democracies dropped out of a B52 bombers"


Iraqis have won from the Saudi Arabian Team
and that is a triumph too , knowing that the Saudi Team
is made out of one only sect and the Iraqi was multi-sectarian,

Which is a double contradiction with the US polities which
stands behind Saudi Arabian own brand
of a peculiar socio-political- pattern
and an absolute-monarchism

This time (and again) George has better shut-up..... .

Sherlock Hommos
Football expert

After-retirement Jobs

From: raja chemayel
To: retirement@jobcenter.uk

After retiring as Prime Minister , Tony Blair becomes a
Peace-envoy and Peace-Negotiator for the Middle East........

This grotesque absurdity has nonetheless inspired me
to try to figure out what other jobs could other persons do
after their retirement , while following that same logic.

Dr. Henry Kissinger :
President of the relief-association for the victims of Agent-Orange.

Bill Clinton :
general Secretary for the league of defence against sexual harassment's.

Shimon Peres:
Director of the association of the friends of Yasser Arafat .

Ralph Nader :
President of the Board of Directors of General Motors inc.

Mahmoud Abbas :
Treasurer and banker for the Hamas-supporters-club.

Salman Rushdie:
Vice-President of the anti-blasphemy-associations

Miles Davis :
President of the association for the conservation of Barock-music.

Ehud Olmert:
Curator of the Chatila and Sabra Memorial Museum

George Bush :
General secretary of The Ben-Ladin-Demolition-Club's-Veterans.

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
almost-retired-hypocritologue
29.06.07


PS :
even Raja Chemayel could retire as the new Propaganda-Minister for Israel