Bors cartoon .....says it all !!

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If you have time to loose

 

 

 

 

 

If you have time to loose

if you believe in UFO's

if you believe that Santa Klaus really exists

 that Elvis is still alive

and

that Oswald killed Kennedy...

 

I have news for you !!!

 

The peace-negotiations

are re-starting  !!

 

 

 

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The Piano , the Peace and the Prince

Dedicated to Mr. Saeb Oreikat
the chief-Negotiator of the PA
(Palestinian-Acrobacy)

Donkeys cannot play Piano,
nor guitar.

Once lived a very rich eccentric prince
and he has had practically everything he wished .


Came to him,one day, a Peace-Negotiator
and asked him if he would like to see one day ,
when his Donkey could learn how to play the piano....???


The Prince agreed to this challenge, with the Negotiator .
The later, shall teach to the Prince's Donkey,
how to play the Piano.


The Peace Negotiator accepted this huge challenge
but has asked the Prince for an allowance of 5.000 Dollars
per month , for his services , plus 1.000 Dollars
just to feed that Donkey , during the long and difficult
Piano lessons. The Prince agreed.

Time went by ,
and obviously this Donkey was still very far away
from Arthur Rubinstein's virtuosity .

A friend of the Peace-Negotiator came to visit,
one day, and asked him :
you do know that even after 25 years of education
this donkey would still not be able to play any piano !!! ???

The Peace Negotiator answered ,while smiling ,
and said:
" My dear friend , in 25 years , either the donkey shall die
or the prince shall die , or even I might die......... .
In the meantime I have 6.000 Dollars each month....."

There are two biological facts
that have already been proven :
1- Donkeys cannot play any Piano
and
2- Israelis cannot do Peace !!.

And I have not heard any Israeli complaining
that no Peace has come yet .........!!!

The question now,
remains about who shall die first ?
The Israelis ?? , the USA ?? or Saeb Oreikat ???


Raja Chemayel

War and Peace الحرب والسلام

War and Peace:

There are two kinds of Arabs :

1. Those who want War
in order to reach full liberation
and consequently Peace

and

2. Those who want Peace
just to avoid loosing another war,
or not to loose their "seats".

There are two kinds of Israelis :

1: Those who want War
in order to never having to reach any Peace
and consequently having to return
any of the stolen-lands

and

2. Those who want, only, endless-Peace-Negotiations
in order to never reaching the Peace .

Raja Chemayel
wanting the war for the sake of peace.

هناك نوعان من العرب
1 – هؤلاء الذين يريدون الحرب
لتحقيق التحرير الكامل
وبالتالي السلام
و...
2 – هؤلاء الذين يريدون السلام
فقط لتفادي خسارة حرب جديدة
أو كي لا يفقدوا "كراسيهم وعروشهم"

وهناك نوعان من الصهاينة:
1 - هؤلاء الذين يريدون الحرب
كي يتفادوا مطلقاً تحقيق السلام
وبالتالي إعادة الأراضي السليبة
و
2 - هؤلاء الذين يريدون محادثات سلام لا نهاية لها
كي لا يتحقق السلام مطلقا

رجا الشميل
يريدون الحرب لتحقيق السلام

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