The first Israeli goes to Heaven.....

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The first Israel to go to Heaven



ال"إسرائيلي" الأول والوحيد في الجنة!!!...


مأت أسرائيلي...

وبالغلط ذهب إلى الجنة!!!

فوجدها... كذلك... تعج بغير اليهود الصهاينة...

لذا سأل من رآهم حوله: هل الجنة مكان عالمي...

لماذا يقولون إذن أن بني جلدتي يدعون :المختارون"؟؟؟

ولماذا يا ترى...

إذا كان هذا المكان ملتقى لجميع الصالحين من خلقه تعالى؟!!!

سأل مستغربا...
حتى وإن لم يكونوا من غير اليهود؟!!!

فطلب اليهودي مفابلة الله تعالى...

فقيل له بأنه مشغول... بامكانك مقابلة الناصري...

سأل يسوع الناصري:

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يا يسوع، لماذا لا يوجد في الجنة مكان خاص بنا ونحن "الشعب المختار"؟!!!

رد الناصري مستغربا: "أتريد أن تقول لي،

بأنه لا يزال هناك يهود صهابنة على الأرض؟!

وذهب هبوطي إليها، وشهادتي هباء منثوراً...

وبلا فائدة؟!

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شرلوك حمص

العالم اللاهوتي المتبحر

السابع من آذار/مارس 2009

ترجمة الناصري الذي أتى بعد الآول بأقل من الفي عام:

أ.ق.



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Sherlock, talking to the Devil.
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The 1st. “Israeli” to go to heaven!!!

When the first Israeli died
and (by mistake) he went to Heaven
and then he found it full of non-Jews.....also

So he asked if Heaven were a universal place
and why then his people were , at all, "chosen" ??
and what for ??
if at the end all good people meet in one place ?? !!
and all the bad-people go to another place ,
whether they are Jews or not !!


That Israeli asked to meet the Almighty
but only Jesus was available to speak to him .


He said :
Jesus, why not having a secluded-heaven for us ,
for us , the Jews only ??

Jesus replied :
for Jews ,only ??....... what for ??
do you mean that there are still Jews on Earth ??
so my coming and my martyrdom was for nothing ?? !!


Sherlock Hommos
theologist and theologe and theophile

Bad mixure !!

The Truth-tellers without guns and those with guns but no Truth to tell


What happens when you add some lies ,to the Truth ??
The truth is then temporarily weakened.


What happens when you add the Truth , to some lies ??
The lies are then exposed and eveventually beaten .


That is why, the Zionists always avoid to debate
with Pro-Palestine- persons.


The Zionists prefer to debate among each others ,
or with the uninformed-persons, only .



Sherlock Hommos ,PhD.
politologist- antropologist

The ICC , Harriri , Darfour and my parking-place

The ICC , International Criminal Court
is 3 block away from my office in the Hague.

And I think that I am the nearest person to it
among all my readers ( or all my deleters )

From the backyard of my office I could dig a tunnel
right under that ICC-Building , but the Dutch Secret Police
would not like it , at all .
( and they would never recruit me, later on )


Recently my illustrious- neighbours have started
a the Hariri-case and today the Bashir-Darfour-case.

I do not think that those judges , 3 blocks away ,
do care for my opinion..... ...
but if you insist on hearing it,
I would say :

A - The Harriri Case is politically motivated and has completely
ignored the plausible-theory of a missile sent from a gun-ship-helicopter
flying 30 miles away from the crime-scene .
It was much more convenient to suspect and accuse Syria
which has , in fact , protected and sponsored Harriri
for more than a decade.

B- Darfour and President Bashir is a classical case of a civil-war
where competing- tribes fight for the water-resources. .......
and where some tribes are pro-government ......and other tribes are
helped by some foreign-powers who are interested in more than the waters.


So if and when
an Israeli Helicopter assassinates another Arab Leader
and , if and when
a civil-war is financed and motivated by some foreign-powers
we shall consequently have new cases at the ICC ,
it will get crowded in my neighbourhood ,
and we shall have no places to park our cars ,
here in The Hague .


Raja Chemayel
a suspicious-neighbou r of the ICC
until all Criminals are judged.....

I am not a Banker nor a Muslim

I am not a banker and I am not a Muslim.
But I do trust Islam far more than all the banks.



Lately, the financial-world went up-side-down
and banks are now worth only their real-estate- values , almost.

Billions and Billions are pumped into a cadaver
called the stock-market or the world-of-finance.

Industries are not spared neither,
Jobs are lost and the future is dark.


One sleepless night,
I watched a TV documentary about
the "ethics of finances" and "banking-ethics"
which are applied in the Western-world.

One phrase by the commentator struck me,
when he said :
" ....such an occasional high moral standards in the West ,
is only normal and constant among the Islamic-banks. ....." unquote

Then I started cruising in my mind and in my memory,
looking for any recent or even old financial-scandals
among any Islamic-bank.
And I could not find any example , not remote nor recent.

There must be some magic formula
that Islamic-banks do apply constantly
that keeps them solid and irreprochable.

I do not know it precisely because
because , I am neither a Muslim nor a Banker.

Also , only yesterday ,
I was trying to explain to my children
how come Halal-food is healthier than my normal-christian- cooking.
But I could not convince them why and they decided to refer
rather to a Medical person , instead of me.

What I fear now ,
is that my children will ask me , very soon,
to explain how come Muslim Banks are more solid than others
and also why the Christian-financial -world is run by "non-Christiansm"
and never by the Muslims !! ( or by the Shariaa-laws )

I honestly do not know the correct answers,
therefore it is time ,maybe for me , that I become a banker,
or even better , I become a Muslim !!


Raja Chemayel

it is winter , in Gaza





Liberty today, uses a tunnel
and
Freedom has to crawl in it , too.


Baby-Milk comes via a tunnel
and
the hope for dignity , too.


Abbas has a private-jet
while
Hannyah goes only on his knees for God ,
and for the Tunnel , too.

Olmert has all the F 16 jet-fighters
Nathaniahu has even more
Hilary has a big Boeing 737
and Mashaal has the Tunnels,
and God and the people , too.


Mubarak and Barrack
will collect the donor's money
while
the Gazzeans suffocate in their Tunnels
instead of suffocating from the Israeli-sieges.


Why can't the tunnels see the light
is humanity forbidden ??



Why not building a tunnel
between the Truth and the Western-Media
why not building a tunnel
between the Truth and Zionism ??


There is a light at the end of each tunnel
while
there is no light in Zionism,
which is born out of darkness
and leading into a worse darkness.


Give me those tunnels ,
instead of the occupation
and I shall also kneel for them,
instead of kneeling for the occupiers...


Raja Chemayel

The Donor's of Gaza

The Pathetic Conference of Hypocrisy


A donor's conference for Gaza
will take place in Egypt, this week..

I remember in the 90's that so many donors
poured their money into Gaza only to see it
demolished later by the Israelis
and equally all the donors stopped their donations
after Hamas has won the elections... .

Who is fooling whom ??

Money comes to Gaza just to build life-size-targets
on which Israeli-planes and artillery will practise ,one day.

Money comes in Gaza just to build a fake-democracy
that ,some day, is supposed to kiss the bottom of the West ??


So when a clean-national- liberation- movement wins that election
this money stops and the Israelis come in with their tanks ??
because a clean-national- liberation
does not do what a donor, nor what an occupier ,wants.

What donations ??

and who are the donors , this time ??
Tony Blair and Hilary Clinton ??
....again !!


Today , and 40 days after the cease-fire ,
not one bag of cement has entered into Gaza !!
many reporters are also forbidden inside Gaza

You guess why !!


I suggest that the donors keep their money , this time
and allow us FREEDOM AND LIBERATION, instead .


Raja Chemayel

The endangered-species and the dangerous-species

those are the dangerous-endangered-species





In the south-west of France
at the foot of the Pyrenees mountains-chain
the French Farmers are complaining to the authorities
that Wolf are attacking their lambs.

Those Wolfs are declared as endangered-species
and are thus, protected by environment- laws .



In the Occupied Palestine ,
Palestinian Farmers are complaining to the world
that Israeli-Settlers are attacking their soil
and planting their new-settlements.

The French Wolfs are protected by an environment- law
but who, or what, is protecting the Israeli-settlers ??.


Wolfs should eat wolfs , and leave the Lamps alone and safe
Israeli Settlers should go and re-settle , in Warsaw ,
Kiev and in Vilnius .


Israelis, especially (and some of the Jews)
are not an endangered-species
but rather a dangerous-species.


Raja Chemayel