Tuesday, April 1, 2008

That State founded by Angels

the Israelis




Imagine ,
for the sake of my argument,
that the Sate of Israel were founded by Angels
with the most noble intentions and most humane plans
and was exclusively inhabited by Angels , as well.


First of all , those Angels have caused the exile
of 3 million refugees who are already waiting
60 years , for the chance to go back home.

Secondly , those same Angels are holding under their occupation
another 3 million souls , while they are building settlements
on their occupied-land and filling them with imported-settlers.
While building an Apartheid-Wall and filling the land
with 580 Check-points and 23 overfilled concentration-camps.....

Thirdly those Angels have done six wars of aggression
in their sixty years of existence ,whereby they have
always and repeatedly expanded their already stolen-land .
Until today, those Angels never declared where their borders are ?

The forth point would be , that those Angels have
disregarded all the United Nation Resolutions
and have broken almost each and all the International Laws,
and rules and International-norms .


My fifth argument is that those Angels have received more
international aid than all of Africa and Asia and South America,
together....while they are world's fifth exporter of Weapons,
second exporters of Diamonds
and the first producers-exporter of pornography.

The sixth point would be that those Angels ,
produce ( and sell) Atomic weapons and bombs
while having the longest military-service-system.

I could go on............. for another 50 points ,
but I would like to stop here, and to ask you :

If ever ,60 years ago , those Angels were real- angels ,
what would they have become now and today ???


Sherlock Hommos
Angelogist
first of April and this is no joke !!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

The Collective Punishment of 95 percent of the Muslems













Collective Punishment is illegal by the International Law
Hitler did it , but he never was the only one,
look at Gaza even today and look at Fallooga only yesterday.

If we agree so far ,
I would like now to refer to the recent publication
of that Film "Fitna" by G. Wilders
that controversial figure who is much in the line light .

In all his interviews he admitted and confirmed that :
""the fanatic-Moslem's worldwide do represent
only less than 5 per.cent of the total population ""
even inside ( his ) Netherlands.

Also , and simultaneously ,this same opinion , or evaluation
is shared by all the right-wing-commentators
and even by the neo-fascists in Europe.

Fine with me ,
because I find this percentage rather accurate
and very realistic.....


But ,
when we all agreed , that 95 per cent are not fanatic
nor fundamentalist , nor extremist , nor islamist......
and that 95 percent are rather moderate , secular or modernist
or even non-practising-Muslims
then comes the question of why condemning all of Islam
and all of the Muslims.....
why does Wilders-film claim that the ideology of Islam is evil
bad, brutal and backwards ??....even criminal !

Could it be that ,on this earth, we have 1,2 Billion humans
who do fit to the accusations of the Fitna-film ???


Did I ask to Geert Wilders what his own father
and Grand-Father and Great-Grand-father have done
120 years long in the Muslim-Indonesia ???
Didn't they not build churches there even without a building-license ??
did they ask for a permission to set up a christian-dutch-school ??
did they send Indonesians to die defending their Dutch colonies ?? against Japan .
did they pay any salary for the workers in their Plantations ?? ...and how much ??
did they behead Indonesians or they simply hanged them ??
did they integrate in the Indonesian society ??

The message of Wilders film is that "Islam is a criminal-ideology."
Must I remind you, and him , how many crimes
were done under the banner of Christianity ??????
or must I remind you that more Christians died by christian hands
and that when Muslims won over the Invading-Christian-Crusaders ,
they were pardoned and sent back home ,unharmed....!!
(even some were allowed to stay)

Saladin did not do collective -punishment
when re-entering to Jerusalem .Why Wilders does it ?


Must we now also fear the other 95 percent of the Muslims ??

Does western-democracy say that any idiot may talk ??

In some small city north of Amsterdam I saw a floating-barge
refurnished as a floating-brothel ....I asked why not in a solid house, on land ??
the answer was that it is much easier for all the licenses and permissions.
I guess that the Moslem's of Holland must start building there mosques
also on floating-barges , just to avoid Geert Wilder's hysteria !!


Raja Chemayel
Praying in my Church .....only until the day when G. Wilders
shall call my Jesus as a Paedophile who spent his life
with 12 boys....and only one woman !!

I have just seen his film !!






The only good thing in it was the Music
which was written by a non-Muslim.....of course !!

Briefly , this film , if we may call it a film ,
is a collage of banalities, superficiality
and simplicity's.

It is meant to make the dum , much dummer
and the hysteric , even more so........

As from now on , and after that film ,
the fanatic Muslim is more fanatic
and the xenophobe more isolated and scared.


Give me one afternoon and a small audio-video-studio ,
and I shall make you another defamatory film about anything
or anyone.......I could even make you hate all the vegetarians , for example.


Geert Wilders has shot himself in the knee
and the only winners are those who
do not want Europe to understand Islam.



Raja Chemayel
a christian for Islam ....
30. March.2008

PS:
If you get a copy of the film or a DVD version you may delete everything
if you wish , but keep the Music !!

Friday, March 28, 2008

" 180 Soccer-Games........."


one Soccer-game in Basra



In a speech by President Bush , yesterday,
in some USAF Museum , he was emphasizing
on the success the Military surge in Iraq ,
would have booked until now.

Probably G.W.Bush forgot what is happening
in Basra even during his speech......

Never mind ,

G.W. Bush quoted one of his generals who
has declared that a year ago while flying in
his helicopter he could not see any soccer-game
being played in Baghdad..... .but !! and recently
this same general in his same helicopter over the same Baghdad,
he has counted 180 Soccer-games being played , (simultaneously)

We all knew that G.W. Bush is a liar,
but we did not suspect him to be a bad-liar.... .
after all he is a President of mighty country.

some questions , if I may :

1- How long must anyone fly up , to be able to find and to count
180 games of anything ??
2- How come this general counted 180 soccer-games,
had he nothing else to do ???
3- How come this general identified a soccer-game ?
how low was his Helicopter flying ??
4- Was the general flying over Baghdad or accidentally,
over Rio de Janeiro ???

5 - Does Baghdad have 180 soccer-stadiums ?
or did that general count only the players....?


I personally have nothing against soccer ,
which incidentally is called: football in Iraq and elsewhere.

Never mind the football , let us wait until the day comes
when the generals can pronounce correctly the word : Iraq
and not Ayyrak !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Footballophile
28.03.08

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Something which even the Knesset would not do ......ما لا يصنعه حتى الكنيسيت

Samir Geagea سمير جعجعة

Recently one Lebanese-leader was invited
by the Congress in the USA
This man has founded and lead a militia called
"Lebanese forces" as if the other forces in Lebanon
would be Italian or Chilean or Zimbabwean
and his forces are the (only) "Lebanese "

Besides being a puppet for Israel
he also has done most of its dirty work in Lebanon.

As example ,
we saw his own right-hand , Elie Hobeika ,
being the top executioner and coordinator with
Ariel Sharon in Sabra and Chattily.

The USA Congress invited Samir Geagea and probably shall
hear a speech by him that will end-up
with a US-Medal-Ceremony......fine with me!!
who am I to tell the Congress what to do ?
but the Congress should first hear what Geagea's own
fellow Lebanese have to say about this phenomena... .
or even better ,
what his own fellow-christian-Lebanese accuse him of....
and to be more accurate , I wish that
his own fellow-Maronite' s-Christians- Lebanese, have to say.


What ever I shall tell you about Samir Geagea
will sound as exaggerated and or blown-up....
but indeed it would be half of what this man has done :
unto the Muslims of Lebanon ,
unto the Palestinians of Lebanon
and last but not least ,
unto the Christians of Lebanon.

Finally even the Pope threatened, once ,
to excommunicate him ,
if he would not stop his last massacre....
against his own christian-community .


Do not ask me !! ask his own people !!!


The US-Congress hardly did have any of my respect
but to invite such a figure is something
which the Israeli-Knesset would not even do !!
The Knesset will even be ashamed and embarrassed
to receive him .

Conclusion ,
the Knesset has more common-sense
and better self respect ,
than the US Congress should have.


Sherlock Hommos
Congress-watcher


تلقى ولبى مؤخراً "زعيم لبناني" من الكونجرس (المجلس التشريعي الأمريكي) دعوة لزيارة الولايات المتحدة!!!
لقد قاد هذا الرجل ميليشيا أطلق عليها أسم "القوات اللبنانية"!!!
كما لو أن غيرها من القوى في لبنان غير لبنانية... أهي إيطالية أو شيليانية أو حتى زيمبابوية!!!
وقواته هي القوات اللبنانية الوحيدة!!!! ألبقية حسب اللهجة الكويتية "أيانب"؟؟؟

فبالإضافة إلى كونه لعبة إسرائيلية أو عميل إسرائيلي...
فانهه قام وبكل إخلاص بأعمالها القذرة في لبنان...

ومثل على ذلك:
رأينا يده اليمنى الأصلية (التي تدري ما صنعته اليسرى) والمعطوبة!!!
رأينا يده اليمنى بذاتها... إيلي حبيقة...
بما أنه الجلاد الرئيسي والمنسق مع...
مع شارون في صبرا وشاتيلا...
فقد دعا (عزم بالدارج) الكونجرس الأمريكي سمير جعجع لزيارة أمريكا العظمى...،
ومن الممكن أن نسمعه يلقي أمامه خطاباً (غير نارياً على غير عادته في عرينه)...
وقد ينتهي به الأمر وقد زين صدره بوسام في احتفال خاص...
... بالنسبة لي ماشي الحال...فمن أنا لأقول للكونجرس ماذا يفعل أو لا يفعل؟!

ولكن على الكونغرس أن يصن أذناه لما سيقوله مواطني سمير جعجع اللبنانيون!!!
ما سيقوله اللبنانيون عن هذه الظاهرة الفريدة (النادرة المثال)؟!)

أو الأحسن من ذلك...
ماذا سيقول مواطنوه المسيحيون اللبنانيون، وبماذا يتهموه...
ولنكن أكثر دقة، أتمنى أن أسمع...
ماذا سيقوله أبناء جلدته... المسيحيون الموارنة اللبنانيون!!!


مهما قلت لكم عن "الزعيم الكبير" سمير المجعجع... سيبدو مبالغ به...
ومهما كان الأمر سيكون أقل من نصف الذي قاله الرجل:
عن مسلمي لبنان...
عن فلسطينيي لبنان... وأخيراً وليس آخراً... عن مسحيي لبنان!!!

وفي النهاية حتى بابا دي روما، هدده في مناسبة معينة... بالحرم الكنسي!!!!!
إذا لم يتوقف عن اقتراف آخر مجازره...
بحق مواطنيه المسيحيين اللبنانيين...

لا تسألوني اسالوا مواطنيه فهم أعلم!!!
لم يحدث أن يكون الكونغرس قد نال لا إعجابي ولا إحترامي...
ولكن أن تدعى مثل هذه الشخصية فشيء أكثر من الكثير...
فحتى الكنيست الإسرائيلي يأنف بن يقوم بمثل هذا العمل!!!
وقد يشعر بالخجل والاحراج، الشيء النادر والعجيب، أن يشعر بذلك، إذا ما دعاه... *
الخلاصة:
الكنيست أكثر منطقية واحتراما للنفس...
طبعاً فقط من الكونغرس الأمريكي الذي أسلس لذلك اللوبي بأن يجره خلفه بالرسن القصير...

شرلوك حمص
المراقب العام للكونغرس
*
الترجمان المحلف: نأسف بأن يصحح قول المناضل شرلوك، ونلفت نظره إلى أن الكنيسيت سيرفع النطاسي البارع على الأصابع، ألم يصنع ذلك مع زميله العقائدي، أنطون لحد (لحد تعني بالعربية الفصحى قبر)، الصهاينة يستغلون عملائهم حتى إذا ما استنزفوا الفائدة منهم سيلقون بهم في كبارية يؤسسونها لهم للمزيد من التكريم والتبجيل اعترفاً لفضلهم وعظيم خدماتهم للحليف الصهيوني ألذي لا يعترف بالجميل حتى لحامي حماهم بوش وغيره من الرؤساء الأمريكيين!!!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Bill , George and the rest......


Some would like to believe that
any new president in the USA
might change anything in the USA's policies.

No Sir !!

May I remind those who do have that illusion
that Bill Clinton starved Iraq 8 years long,
and George Bush bombed it for 5 years.

Bill Clinton completely isolated and ignored Iran
while George Bush would like to bomb it !!

Bill Clinton took Arafat to Camp David
and sent him back empty handed
and then claimed that Arafat refused "a good deal"
which nobody told us what it were ??
George Bush left Arafat locked in a cellar
for 2 years ......
and then did not even attend to his funerals .


Otherwise ,we still find only slight differences :
Bill Clinton smoked a cigar with Monika Lewinsky
and George Bush did not smoke at all ,
because of Condolisa Rice........ .


Otherwise not much differences !!
the continuity of the Anglo-Saxon- hegemony. ......... .


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Presidential- comparative- credential- expert
PS :
Obama shall never succeed ,
he has the wrong colour and was born with the wrong religion
from a father called Hussein.
The FBI shall assasinate him next June and blame it to Al Qua'eeda.

Monday, March 24, 2008

One day after the Resurrection......













One the day after the Resurrection
the world is pretty much the same ,
China may keep the Tibet and the Olympic-games , too
Israel may keep Palestine and have the Peace, too
The USA may keep Baghdad and have its Oil

Otherwise not much......
The rich remain richer.....
and the poor..... do not pollute much the air.

Kosovo is now independent and Serbia has shrunken
the Taliban are reviving,winning and expanding
while the NATO forces get fresh reinforcement....

The Pope has converted one Muslim man
and a Parliamentarian in Holland ,
will teach us what is Islam.


One day after the Resurrection
Hilary might loose the election
and Dick Cheney visited Mahmoud Abbas
on his way to that huge Wall........


One day after the Resurrection
I wounder what-for he died ??
and how often must we also die ??



Raja Chemayel
one day after the ressurection in 2008