The Best Christian of his times أحسن مسيحيي زمانه

 

آخر غزاة القدس

دخلها ممتطياً الدبابات وعلى رأس الجيوش

في ذلك اليوم التعيس – عام 1967

ولكن عندما يأتي يوم الحساب

سيسألنا الله جميعاً

لماذا أسأنا استعمال اسمه؟!

 

ولماذا قرئنا جميعاً كتابه

كما أردناه أن يكتب أي ما نريده أن يعني... 

ولماذا كذلك جميعاً سرقنا

وليس إذا لم يكن المال

  فالحقيقة

 

ولماذا اقترفنا جريمة القتل/الاغتيال

وإذا لم يكن إنساناً

فذكرى لأي وعد!!!

 

عندها سيسألنا الله كذلك

وأيضاً جميعاً... لنقارن

جميع الغزاة... جميع اللصوص

جميع المعتدين

جميع الحكام... جميع المتطفلين

وحتى الزوار

الذين دخلوا بيت المقدس

من منكم احترم مدينة الله؟

أفضل من سيدنا عمر؟؟

الإسلام يعتبر أن السيد المسيح/عيسى

كان مسلماً وقبل الإسلام

أن سيدنا عمر كان...

كان أحسن مسيحيي زمانه

 

رجا الشميل

22/ 3/2010

 

ملاحظة

يسوع الناصري والخليفة عمر

كانا أول الفاتحين

الذين دخلوا القدس بسلام وسلمياً كذلك

المترجم الناصري:أديب قعوار

 

the last-conquerors of Jerusalem entered with Tanks and Armies, 1967 When the judgment-day shall come and God shall ask all of us why: we all have miss-used his name ?   And why ,we all have read his book the way we would like it  to be written.  Why, we all have stolen , if not money , but then the Truth   And why we all have killed , if not a person , but a memory or any promise. And then God shall also ask all of us,  to compare : all the invaders , all robbers , all the conquerors , all the rulers, the intruders and even the visitors who entered into Jerusalem which one did respect God´s City and God´s rules, better than Sayidouna Omar ?? Islam believes that Jesus , was, already , a Muslim. and I say : Sayidouna Omar was the best Christian of his times. Raja Chemayel 22.03.10   NB : Jesus of Nazareth and Khalifa Omar are the only conquerors who entered Jerusalem in Peace and peacefully too.

 

It is only a piece of Land !!

the most descriptive
and most symbolic photo.
An Icon !!










It is all about a Land ,
 and nothing else !!

Call it, Promised-Land
call it, Stolen-Land
call it, Erzet Israel
call it, Palestine
call it, the Land of Canaan
call it,  the occupied land
call it , yours !!


it is only  a Land


The Israelis needed it for their expansion
and  the Palestinians needed it
for their survival and existance.


Did God give it Golda Meier ??
Did Moses invade it with Egyptian-slaves ??
Did Richard Lion-Hart offer it to the Pope ??

it is all in a piece of  Land

Did Salah el Ddin (Saladin) liberate it
did Hertzel steal it
did Jesus bless it


it is all about a Land !!


is it a restitution after the Holocaust
is it a restitution after the Crusaders
is it a restitution after Napoleon´s defeat in Aka

Nonsense , it is only about a Land  ??

Did General Allenby also liberate it ??
Did Al Khalifa Omar earn it  ??
Did Jesus meet Mohammad ,  in there  ??

  it is just a piece of Land ,
but without any Peace


Do the Zionists need it
Does Judaism can survive without it
Did God give it to some ,
and denied it to others

No Sir !!     it simply a piece of land
that stretches from the Tiberian-sea to the Red-sea
passing over  the Dead-Sea
while it is all retained in the East
by the Mediterranean- Sea .


Did Rottchild purchase it ??
Did Balfour sell it ??
Did the Sultan of Istanbul abandon it ??

No Sir  !!!

Balfour did not own it , so he could not sell it
and Rottchild was not even welcome
by the Sultan who practicaly owned it

No sir .........it is just a piece of Land
where
the Pagans ,once, became Jews ,
where
the Jews ,later, became Christians
and where
the Christians became Muslims.

They all drunk from the river Jordan
and all have feared the same mighty God,
until the day the Zionists came.....

The Zionists ,who feared nobody,
 brought to us
death and destruction,
colonialism and apartheid
exile and deportation
and of course, they took the land.


That same Land I am talking about
the one called : Holy-Land
or Promised-Land
Land of Canaan
or simply and unpretentiously
  normaly and historically ,
 Palestine.


Nothing mystical about it
nothing miraculous nor devine,
the Whites did it in South-Africa,
in North and South-America
even in Hawaii...... .
so why not in Palestine !!
it is just a piece Land like all the others
and he who has the bigger-guns may keep it !!

Forget the United-Nations and International Laws
forget Human-rights , National-rights 
and even forget history
Do not mind about anything religious... .....
Just see that you get, and you keep,
 the bigger-guns .

It is all about a Land,
and he who has the bigger-guns ,
may keep it !!

Raja Ibrahim Khalil Ibrahim el Chemayel
just looking for a Gun ...

Joseph goes to Israel.......

Who is visiting , whom ??

Vice President Joseph Biden
is visiting Israel.....
in his press conference with  Nathaniahu
he declared that the Safety and Security of Israel
is the prime concern of the USA
and secondly that there is no "gap "  between
the USA and Israel........unquote

Therefore , I urge to Hezbollah
to send their rockets,  no more to the South
but Eastwards ..........
over the Mediterranean and over  the Atlantic.

Thus it is legal for Arabs, as from now on ,
to consider the USA as an enemy.


And on an optimistic note , Joe Biden  added
that he shall now shuttle between
Jerusalem and Ramallah,
to promote the Peace.........................(talks).

( the distance between Ramallah and Jerusalem
equals the length of 23 football-stadiums
which are 3 minutes.................. by Helicopter )


We all wish to Joe Biden a lot of wisdom
and perseverance in this delicate
and very innovative visit.

(While on the same day , it was announced
16.000 new illegal-flats , to be built.)
 
Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
Manager of the Ramallah-Circus Inc.

The Oscar for Political-Satyre.....goes to ....

The Oscar of this year
for
"Political-Satire"
goes to.....

Sherlock Hommos !!

---

(Here is the acceptance speech of

Dr. Sherlock Hommos , Phd)

Sherlock Hommos....... in disguise





Thank  you ....thank you !!

I am honoured and flattered...
but in all honesty I must admit that
political-satire, nowadays,
 is the easiest job   I can ever think off
especially now that :

Iraq got its second fake-elections
when the first fake one, was never confirmed.

Palestinie which was stolen and or occupied
is now stolen,occupied and devided

Iran that does not have even an Oil refinery
for its fuel.....
is now accused of planning for a nuclear-fuel-plant.

Afghanistan which was never controled
in all its history by anyone ,  but the Afghans themselves
is being now controlled by the
uncontrolable-corrupted-opportunists.

Syria which was accused of
all the crimes to be found in a CIA-dictionary
has had a new US-Ambassador appointed in Damascus.

Hezbollah , the only arab-entity, fighting Israel
is being asked to dissarm.

And last but not least,
Israel that is the easiest part,
has never done anything right,
nor correct nor humane nor legal....
ever since its existence....


Finally I thank,
my dear wife
who never reads my articles
my daughter
who never laughs at them
my son
who thinks that I could do........ better ones !!

Sherlock Hommos , PhD
who finds himself funny....(even without the Oscar)

"C" like Carter or "C" like Chemayel ??

President Jimmy Carter

has written a book

(which I did not read)

but I have heard positive critics about :

" Israel :

Peace or Apartheid ?? "

I intend to write another book ,

(with my brother-in-law)

Sherlock Hommos , PhD ,

which shall  be titled:

 " Israel:

Peace or Israel  ?? "

this future book ,

shall be more practical

and more realistic, of course .

Although Carter has a better name and fame...

but I shall sell it as a better discount !!

Raja Chemayel

Ghost-writer for Sherlock Hommos

One Christian , too much !!

 a Palestinian-traitor who became a Christian

(uninvited !! and not welcome )

Mossab Hassan Yousef has admitted

that he worked for the Israelis Shin-Bet

which is the equivalent of the FBI.

He declared that he did it :

 " to avoid that the Shin-Bet arrests

or kills the wrong  Palestinian-suspect." .....unquote

Which reminds me of Judas who betrayed Jesus

in order that the Romans do not crucify Peter nor Paul

nor Simon nor Mathew nor Philip ,

instead of Jesus , himself....

Great Job !!

God and history shall judge him ,

very soon !! .......Inchallah  !!!

But what I disliked

is that this traitor has converted into christianism !!

and I wonder if traitors and Judases

are welcome in my religion ?????

Why did he not go and joined Judaism .....?

just in case that Zionism would serve Judaism !!

We Christians praise all our Matyrs ,

and most of the first-christians ended up as martyres ,

including our Jesus .

Anyhow ,

now that Mossab Hassan Yousef

is no more a Muslim , then he finally has done

a favour to Islam ,............ by getting out !!!

But once again ,

I would have liked that this Mossab would

have not converted into Christianity

because after all the Christianity

is a not a refuge for the traitors

(nor a refuge for the Zionists !!)

Raja Chemayel

The New-Semites at the bottom of the Social-Scale

is this man , 

an Arab-Christian ??
or
an Arab-Muslim ??

The first Christians who reached Rome
and ultimately have reached Europe,

were Christian-Arab-slaves ,
coming from the Middle East .
They were thrown to the lions , as a lunch.

The first (and the last) Jews in Rome and in Europe
were burned alive.....

As for the Muslims ,

they first entered via Spain
but ,then left back 4 centuries later.


Comes the  20Th century .......
and Muslims are back in Europe as foreign-labourers.

Sweeping the streets of Paris or London
and keeping the German and French factories running.
(Mercedes-Benz is partly built by Muslim-Turks
and Renault is build by Muslim-Tunisians )
Then ,one day , the Muslims wanted to build
for themselves Mosques and Minarets.
So Democracy allowed them the Mosques
(but not always , the Minarets)

Many European-ignorants were afraid

to wake up one morning
on the sound of the Muezzins
instead of being awaken by their usual
automatic-bread-toasters.

So why is Europe so afraid of Islam ??

When ,we still see, the Muslims of Europe who are
at the bottom of the Social-scale
in any of the European countries.

Should the Europeans not rather fear
that other minority  which is on
the Top  of the same social-scale ??
in any of the European countries,
(now that they are no more burned alive .)

So should we not review the use
and the meaning of the expression:
"Anti-Semitic" ???

to be replaced by : "Anti-Islamic" !!!


Were Jesus and Mohammad not Semites??.......also,
by their blood and by their cultures too ???


Are the Europeans again afraid of the new-Semites
or afraid that one day they become Muslims ??
In that case : Non-semitic-Muslims !!!


Raja Chemayel
a christian-semite-arab

coming from an Islamic-culture

and living in Europe