Do not worry !!

Do not worry about Gaza
because ,Israel shall be dismantled.

Do not worry about Palestine
because, Israel shall be dismantled.

Do not worry about Israel
because, the USA shall re-fabricate any Truth.

Worry about Israel,
because lies are not eternal.

Worry about the USA ,
because hegemony cannot be eternal.

Worry about the Truth,
because it is the target of all evil-doers

Worry first about your own worries
and then worry about the others........

In the mean time do not worry about Iran
who has no Atomic Bomb
but worry rather about those who do have an atomic bomb,
instead.

Worry about hose who do have a bomb
and who ,at the same time,
oppress those who have no electricity,
no water , no fuel , no borders , no flag and no country.
No airport , no port and no passport.......

And finally ,
remember what my mother always tells me :
Do not worry about your worries until

your worries start worrying you !!


Raja Chemayel
worrying about my writings...............
14Th of March 2008

a condradiction in terms

There is a huge contraction in terms
when you say : Christian-Zionist

it reminds me of......
A vegetarian-Butcher
or it sounds like........
a pro-virginity- rapist
or it looks like.......
a Nazi-Marxist


Only someone who does not know what is Zionism
or otherwise he does not know what Christianity is.......
can become a Christian-Zionist. .......
or a deaf-piano-tuner.


Sherlock Hommos
a blind-painter
11.March.2008

The Other-Wall........

Drawing by Ben Heine

Egypt ,
or rather the Mubarak-regime
counts as the big ally of the USA
in the Middle East........

The USA has the arrogance,
if not also the ignorance , to call Husny Mubarak
as an influential- leader... .. in that same Middle East.


And I ask myself ,
whom can Mubarak influence ??
expect his body-guards , his secret-police ,
his docile-media and his home-made-parliamen t
otherwise, I do not know of any other Regime nor
any Organisation that could be influenced by Mubarak !!

oh yes !! .......sorry !!
I forgot his own Ministers'Cabinet. ......


Anyhow ,
Mubarak Regime did not earn yet the title
of the "Only Democracy in the Middle East "
not even yet " an emerging Democracy in the Middle East "
Never mind that !!
because , Mubarak is now working towards such a illustrious title....
as a matter of fact ,
he is also building recently a Wall outside Gaza........
paid by the USA and inspired by Sharon's Wall.

So now we can say that Mubarak's Regime is really
an emerging democratic system that the West can rely on
( like the Shah of Persia once was.......for example !)


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Construction and Contracting Co.
Branch Manager in Rafah
9Th of March 2008

Only the Occupier counts.....

Drawing by Ben Heine

The Security Council of the United Nations

shall surely condemn the recent killings in Jerusalem

of yesterday... .....

But ......the massacres in Gaza ,

only one day earlier,are not within the jurisdiction

of that same Security Council .

Because ,8 Israeli occupying Jerusalem

are more relevant than ,122 occupied Gazeans.

Conclusion :

only the occupiers counts !!!

Sherlock Hommos

observing the observers

8Th. of March.2008

A Film I shall never see.........

Here in the Netherlands
we do not have a Bernardo Bertolucci
nor do we have a Steven Spielberg
the Dutch film industry is almost non-existent
compared the the giant Hollywood... ...
or Bollywood....

but there is still hope....!!

and recently the world's attention
has been attracted towards the Low-Lands
as we are expecting a Film.....
not any film , but a film about Islam.
And not documentary like on National Geographic channel
but a critical-film done by no one less that Mr.Gert Wilders
and extreme-right- wing-clown member of the Dutch-Parliament.

I welcome this film and shall ask my 2 years old Parrot
to comment on it and criticise it.......but it seems that the
Dutch Government would like to see this film forbidden
for economical reasons more than for ethic or for moral grounds.

It is a Pity because my Parrot never gets such an easy case
to solve or to completely discredit.

Never mind !!
this world is full of idiots and probably
another idiot might replace Gert Wilders.

Islam is not in danger and never was
one "cheese-head" as Wilders cannot harm but the Dutch Economy, itself.

Although Wilders visited Tel Aviv much too often, recently.... ..
but probably , I assume he was only taking lessons in cinematography. .


Sherlock Hommos
preferring a Van Gogh in the Dutch-Parliament

The rapist of two cities....... مغتصب مدينتين

My phone rang up , I picked it up ,
it was my brother phoning me from Beirut.

"Guess what !! we have won !! ".....he said.

I answered him ,
Why ?? did the US Embassy close down and left ??
or did Samir Geagea hang himself ???

"No !! we are winning...........
can't you understand ??? he shouted.

Tell me more , I said,
Do we have a President elected now ??
Did the War-Lords and the Lords of the Wars..... finally agree ??
Did we reach a compromise that does not compromise ??

My brother replied :
You did not understand me , we are winning in Gaza
not in Beirut...........we are resisting in Gaza !!
Forget Beirut , it is a side-show,
Gaza is resisting !!! Gaza is heroic !!!
Gaza is the safety-jacket of the Liberation of Palestine....
and we are winning !!!


I cannot argue with my older Brother
(who is 3 years older than me)
and I cannot argue that Gaza and Beirut are not sisters , neither
and that their rapist is but one and the same.

I cannot argue that Lebanon cannot be free
if and when Palestine is occupied !!


Raja Chemayel
safe in a stormy Netherlands......

رن جرس الهاتف، التقطه ورفعته إلى أذني....
كان عل الطرف الآخر من الخط أخي الشقيق... يتحدث من بيروت...

قال: "إحزر... لقد ربحنا!!!"
أجبت...
لماذا؟؟؟ هل أغلقت السفارة الأمريكية أبوابها...؟؟
أو هل شنق مدعي الدكترة، سمير جعجع نفسه؟؟؟

كلا... كلا...!! لقد ربحنا... فزنا...
صاح، ألم تفهم... وأنت ألذي يلقطها على الطاير...

قلت، أجب، فسر... وضح...
هل توفقوا أخيراً وانتخبوا رئيساً جديداً؟؟؟
هل اتفق أمراء الحرب وملوكها... بعد لأي!!؟؟؟
هل توصلنا إلى تسوية ألتي لا تشكل تسوية؟؟؟

أجاب شقيقي،
الظاهر أنك لم تستوعب... لم تفهم... ما دهاك؟؟؟
نحن نربح في غزة!!!
ليس في بيروت.... نحن نقاوم في غزة...
إنس بيروت... بيروت منظر أو مشهد جانبي!!!!
غزة تقاوم!!! غزة البطلة!!!
حاول أن تستوعب... أن تفهم...
غزة هي حزام – النجاة... حزام نجاة تحرير فلسطين...
ونحن نفوز... نحن نربح...!!!

ليس بإمكاني مجادلة شقيقي للأكبر مني...
(إنه يكبرني بثلاثة سنوات!!!)
ولا يمكنني أن أجادل أو لا أن لا أوافق على... أن غزة وبيروت أختين شقيقتين...
وإن مغتصبهما واحد... هو ذاته ألذي أغتصب الشقيقتين الواحدة تلو ألأخرى!!!

أنا لا أناقش بأنه لا يمكن أن يكون لبنان حراً...
عندما أو متى تكون فلسطين مغتصبة.... محتلة...
لا شك في ذلك... لا يمكن إلا أن نتفق على هذه الحقيقة...

رجا الشميل الأب الشرعي لشرلوك حمص!!!
الآمن في طقس هولندا العاصف
الثاني من آذار 2008
(آذار أبو الزلازل والأمطار)

الترجمان المحلف: أديب قعوار

The hole in the SS Cole

Dedicated to Abdou......USS Cole
and its hole

Once this ship came to Yemen
to refill his tank with Arab Oil
on its way to rob more Arab Oil , from Iraq

One brave Arab jumped on a speed-boat
and made a huge hole in that Cole.

Three years later this same SS Cole
comes to the shores of the Lebanon.....

It happens that the Lebanon has no Oil to be robbed
so what we can do, is to give the SS Cole another hole .

Therefore, I beg from any Lebanese
who has a hole to spare.....
to jump in speed-boat and to give it to SS Cole
(but please wait until it enters the Lebanese territorial-waters
just to make it legal....!! )

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Beirut-Speed-Boat-Rental-Association