Mumbai and car accidents....

why the photo ?? when the relevant-faces are hidden !!

they look rather like "colleagues" .

(and those terrorists have clean-shirts)

In Mumbai the final death-count is almost ready

and I hear that there was only one USA citizen dead

and also one British citizen dead

and of course that Rabi

who happens to be an American Rabi....not an Indian

nor even Israeli-Rabi.

With all due respect to the other victims

and with all due respect to Islamic Jihad.......

and with due respect to the Jihad-experts

and to the Jihad-criticisers

and to the Jihad inventors

and last but not least my sympathies to the innocents... .

I say :

it was not much of Terror-action

nor was it any spectacular- jihadist- operation.

I am sure that MI6 , the CIA and Mossad

could do much better than killing only so few Jews

and American and British.

I am sure the last three days would have seen more

innocent Jews,Americans and British killed by car-accidents

than by this spectacular- show !!

Sherlock Hommos

investigator for Hotel's aaccommodations.

There are Stavations and STARVATIONS !!

a hole made by Israel in Gaza

a hole made by Gaza in Israel

The freedom of the Press
allows any editor-journalist to choose
what subject to report on or to comment on.

Fine with me ,
I agree provided honesty and fairness do have a role to play
...........this role is called: objectivity.


But I wonder how come that
the starvation of Darfour is more popular
than the starvation of Gaza. ..........?

How come Darfour is a humanitarian- tragedy
and Gaza is a less-tragedy , or even a negligible-tragedy.

Is it because Gaza has sophisticated- missiles
that make one-foot-large-holes in the pavements ??
and never have killed a cat nor even a chikken..... ?
or.......... .....Because , the Darfourians never bombed Israel !!







Serlock Hommos
Darfouriologue

To be white and rich......

George W Bush has ,today, just issued 14 presidential- pardons
for convicted-criminals on tax evasion,
stealing government properties

and on cocaine-dealings. .... etc...
(look up the details in the news)


And, I remember 8 years ago when George came to power ,
we used to criticise him for never ever giving any pardons
from the death-penalty- inmates into life imprisonment !!
at least....

How time changes the tyrants !!
How time made now George more humane !!

God bless that President !!
this is surely good news to many convicted-criminals
( provided they are white and rich )


We shall also remember him as the wise-man
who once called Ariel Sharon "a man of Peace".
Bush ought to pardon also Ariel
( who is also White and Rich and Criminal )


Sherlock Hommos
Gen.Secretary of Amnesia-International

"Shut up and drive !!"

Queen Elisabeth shall make him Lord
"The Lord of rapes and aggressions "

A political-idiot sitting besides me, in the car , said to me :
" yes but , Simon Perez always wanted Peace "

and I replied :
" Simon Perez wanted actually a pardon ,to all his crimes,
that is why he spoke about Peace "

That political-idiot continued, by saying :
" But all Israelis want Peace...."

and I said :
" of course they all want Peace , because they all are criminals
looking for a pardon to their crimes .
And what other way is there than making Peace
and then, consequently, getting a general amnesty ?? "

That person ,sitting near me, in the car said :
" You are a fanatic !!"

I replied :
" If knowing all the Truth about Israel is called fanaticism,
then I am fanatic , and that is far better than being naive !! "

That person has had nothing more to say, and then said :
"Shut up, drive and watch the traffic "

Hypocrites , always advise and remind you
what you should do ..........
as soon as they run out of arguments.

Five minutes later that same idiot said :
" The War should stop , it is now 60 years of hatred and death..."

I said :
" How about ending the occupation first...??"

Then there was a long silence and the idiot said "
" Shut-up and drive,,,,! "

When we arrived to our destination, the idiot said :
"You are a better driver than a political-commentat or "

I answered :
" I hope that you know better about driving
than what you know about Palestine's history "



Sherlock Hommos
Driving-instructor

Must we call them Pirates ??

The Giant-wealth- transporter
its width is as long as a 747

a nice Lebanese-Arab proverb says :
if you ,once, have to steal , then steal a Camel
(the Camel being the biggest animal)
and if you want to fall in love, then fall for the Moon
(the moon being the ultimate beauty in Arab literature)


And today
I say if you have to steal , go ahead and steal
a 200 million Barrels Giant-Tankers. .....

Indeed ,
Pirates have just done this, off the African Coast
it is owned by Aramco , the biggest company worldwide
the monopole-holder of all Saudi Oil,
owned by the richest monarchs on this Planet , who also owns
the whole Kingdom of Saudi Arabia , itself......

This huge cargo was originating from this
non-constitutional- absolute- monarchy- source
to probably ,the only-super-power which happens
to be the richest entity on earth....... .the USA.

It is stolen , or at least kidnapped , now
hijacked by Mr. Unknown
whether Somali Pirates or any other pirates ,
is irrelevant to me.

So much wealth ,
while, moving between the wealthiest-Family
towards the wealthiest-country,
is stolen , which makes it a crime !!
or rather a re-distribution of wealth ??

Somebody has stolen it......
is it a crime or a heroic-act ??
by any standards... ...you wish to apply ??

The Oil of Iraq is stolen 7 days per week, since 2003
and nobody calls them Pirates

78% of Palestine is stolen since 60 years
and nobody calls them Pirates..... .

and the list is long........ .......


Raja Chemayel
former Devil-advocate and today's Pirate's advocat

Raja's dictionary....up-date.

The state of Israel :
a crime, without a punishment.

Palestine :
a country erased from the Map
to compensate for a European-crime.

Palestinians:
people who are either
forcibly-displaced , or brutally occupied
by those who never have ever met them before.


"Terrorism " :
a last-resort- punishment
to those unpunished-criminal s.


Zionism :
a racist-colonial- criminal- ideology
claiming to apply a democratic-theocrac y.


Judaism :
an immature-version of Christianity .
and
a stone-age-version of Islam .


Peace
(in the Middle-East):
a general-pardon for Colonialism ,
a legalisation of Apartheid
a reward for Zionism
and
an amnesia against the Palestinian- Rights.

Raja Chemayel
Semanticologue

The Virgin and the Castrated

For those who have no PhD. in Political Sciences
I have a question:

What would you call Mr. Saeb Erakat
"the appointed official Peace-negotiator between
the Zionist State and the Palestinian Authority ??"

and what description would you give him
if you never attended ,
La Facultee des Sciences Politique, á la Sorbonne
Universitee de Paris 5
Or Harvard University , or Yale
or Whatever.


If you ask my cousin Raja Chemayel ,

who visited La Sorbonne
only because of the cheap-food in the Student-restaurant
Raja would say :
Erekat is a desperate-pimp , trying to connect
a Prostitute who wants to remain a virgin
with a customer who is castrated.

Of course Erekat is not alone ,
there is also Mr. Tony Blair who ,

by the way, is not "virgin" !!

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom

Sarcasmologe and Satyrologe