Joseph goes to Israel.......

Who is visiting , whom ??

Vice President Joseph Biden
is visiting Israel.....
in his press conference with  Nathaniahu
he declared that the Safety and Security of Israel
is the prime concern of the USA
and secondly that there is no "gap "  between
the USA and Israel........unquote

Therefore , I urge to Hezbollah
to send their rockets,  no more to the South
but Eastwards ..........
over the Mediterranean and over  the Atlantic.

Thus it is legal for Arabs, as from now on ,
to consider the USA as an enemy.


And on an optimistic note , Joe Biden  added
that he shall now shuttle between
Jerusalem and Ramallah,
to promote the Peace.........................(talks).

( the distance between Ramallah and Jerusalem
equals the length of 23 football-stadiums
which are 3 minutes.................. by Helicopter )


We all wish to Joe Biden a lot of wisdom
and perseverance in this delicate
and very innovative visit.

(While on the same day , it was announced
16.000 new illegal-flats , to be built.)
 
Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
Manager of the Ramallah-Circus Inc.

The Oscar for Political-Satyre.....goes to ....

The Oscar of this year
for
"Political-Satire"
goes to.....

Sherlock Hommos !!

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(Here is the acceptance speech of

Dr. Sherlock Hommos , Phd)

Sherlock Hommos....... in disguise





Thank  you ....thank you !!

I am honoured and flattered...
but in all honesty I must admit that
political-satire, nowadays,
 is the easiest job   I can ever think off
especially now that :

Iraq got its second fake-elections
when the first fake one, was never confirmed.

Palestinie which was stolen and or occupied
is now stolen,occupied and devided

Iran that does not have even an Oil refinery
for its fuel.....
is now accused of planning for a nuclear-fuel-plant.

Afghanistan which was never controled
in all its history by anyone ,  but the Afghans themselves
is being now controlled by the
uncontrolable-corrupted-opportunists.

Syria which was accused of
all the crimes to be found in a CIA-dictionary
has had a new US-Ambassador appointed in Damascus.

Hezbollah , the only arab-entity, fighting Israel
is being asked to dissarm.

And last but not least,
Israel that is the easiest part,
has never done anything right,
nor correct nor humane nor legal....
ever since its existence....


Finally I thank,
my dear wife
who never reads my articles
my daughter
who never laughs at them
my son
who thinks that I could do........ better ones !!

Sherlock Hommos , PhD
who finds himself funny....(even without the Oscar)

"C" like Carter or "C" like Chemayel ??

President Jimmy Carter

has written a book

(which I did not read)

but I have heard positive critics about :

" Israel :

Peace or Apartheid ?? "

I intend to write another book ,

(with my brother-in-law)

Sherlock Hommos , PhD ,

which shall  be titled:

 " Israel:

Peace or Israel  ?? "

this future book ,

shall be more practical

and more realistic, of course .

Although Carter has a better name and fame...

but I shall sell it as a better discount !!

Raja Chemayel

Ghost-writer for Sherlock Hommos

One Christian , too much !!

 a Palestinian-traitor who became a Christian

(uninvited !! and not welcome )

Mossab Hassan Yousef has admitted

that he worked for the Israelis Shin-Bet

which is the equivalent of the FBI.

He declared that he did it :

 " to avoid that the Shin-Bet arrests

or kills the wrong  Palestinian-suspect." .....unquote

Which reminds me of Judas who betrayed Jesus

in order that the Romans do not crucify Peter nor Paul

nor Simon nor Mathew nor Philip ,

instead of Jesus , himself....

Great Job !!

God and history shall judge him ,

very soon !! .......Inchallah  !!!

But what I disliked

is that this traitor has converted into christianism !!

and I wonder if traitors and Judases

are welcome in my religion ?????

Why did he not go and joined Judaism .....?

just in case that Zionism would serve Judaism !!

We Christians praise all our Matyrs ,

and most of the first-christians ended up as martyres ,

including our Jesus .

Anyhow ,

now that Mossab Hassan Yousef

is no more a Muslim , then he finally has done

a favour to Islam ,............ by getting out !!!

But once again ,

I would have liked that this Mossab would

have not converted into Christianity

because after all the Christianity

is a not a refuge for the traitors

(nor a refuge for the Zionists !!)

Raja Chemayel

The New-Semites at the bottom of the Social-Scale

is this man , 

an Arab-Christian ??
or
an Arab-Muslim ??

The first Christians who reached Rome
and ultimately have reached Europe,

were Christian-Arab-slaves ,
coming from the Middle East .
They were thrown to the lions , as a lunch.

The first (and the last) Jews in Rome and in Europe
were burned alive.....

As for the Muslims ,

they first entered via Spain
but ,then left back 4 centuries later.


Comes the  20Th century .......
and Muslims are back in Europe as foreign-labourers.

Sweeping the streets of Paris or London
and keeping the German and French factories running.
(Mercedes-Benz is partly built by Muslim-Turks
and Renault is build by Muslim-Tunisians )
Then ,one day , the Muslims wanted to build
for themselves Mosques and Minarets.
So Democracy allowed them the Mosques
(but not always , the Minarets)

Many European-ignorants were afraid

to wake up one morning
on the sound of the Muezzins
instead of being awaken by their usual
automatic-bread-toasters.

So why is Europe so afraid of Islam ??

When ,we still see, the Muslims of Europe who are
at the bottom of the Social-scale
in any of the European countries.

Should the Europeans not rather fear
that other minority  which is on
the Top  of the same social-scale ??
in any of the European countries,
(now that they are no more burned alive .)

So should we not review the use
and the meaning of the expression:
"Anti-Semitic" ???

to be replaced by : "Anti-Islamic" !!!


Were Jesus and Mohammad not Semites??.......also,
by their blood and by their cultures too ???


Are the Europeans again afraid of the new-Semites
or afraid that one day they become Muslims ??
In that case : Non-semitic-Muslims !!!


Raja Chemayel
a christian-semite-arab

coming from an Islamic-culture

and living in Europe
 

Make three wishes !!!

dedicated to :

all my American-friends
and......... to my Jewish-friends
and especially to......... my Jewish-American-Friends

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make three wishes !!

1
May God Almighty
protect the World
from the USA !!

2
May God Almighty
protect the USA
from the Jewish-lobby !!

3
May God Almighty
protect the Jews
from  Zionism !!

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom

stunt-man-for-Aladin

How innocent are the civilians ???

a Palestinian-civilian....


and.......the Israeli-civilians.

is a soldier while on leave ,
a civilian
or a military-target ??

when a freedom-fighter is at home
does he count as being civilian ??

when an Army-reservist is on holidays
does he count also as a military-target ??

when a reservist-occupier is building
on an occupied-land,
what do we call him ??
( a civilian-expansionist ??)

what about an army-reservist
who is driving his bulldozer
over our olive-trees
and
over our occupied-lands,
while carrying his personal-machine- gun ,
does he also need a military-protection ??
(or is he simply ,a civilian-bulldozerist ?)

Palestinian kids going to school
and learning about their history
would they become :
 deprived-civilians
or
freedom-activist ??

and
  are Israeli-civilians allowed to shoot
on our activist ??
just in case our civilian-activist
shall get ,someday,
the same gun as his occupier  ??


Who may kill whom
and
what legalises a murder ?

Does a uniform and a flag
allow assassinations ??

Does the Torah allow theft  ??

Does the Koran ask us to accept
our oppressors  ??

Does my Bible allow me to only watch
the injustice and the rapes ?

who  are those civilians ??
and
are all the civilians innocents ??

Raja Chemayel