Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Joseph goes to Israel.......

Benjamin Netanyahu (left) and Joe Biden shake hands in Jerusalem (9 March 2010)
Who is visiting , whom ??




Vice President Joseph Biden
is visiting Israel.....
in his press conference with  Nathaniahu
he declared that the Safety and Security of Israel
is the prime concern of the USA
and secondly that there is no "gap "  between
the USA and Israel........unquote

Therefore , I urge to Hezbollah
to send their rockets,  no more to the South
but Eastwards ..........
over the Mediterranean and over  the Atlantic.

Thus it is legal for Arabs, as from now on ,
to consider the USA as an enemy.


And on an optimistic note , Joe Biden  added
that he shall now shuttle between
Jerusalem and Ramallah,
to promote the Peace.........................(talks).

( the distance between Ramallah and Jerusalem
equals the length of 23 football-stadiums
which are 3 minutes.................. by Helicopter )


We all wish to Joe Biden a lot of wisdom
and perseverance in this delicate
and very innovative visit.


(While on the same day , it was announced

16.000 new illegal-flats , to be built.)
 
Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
Manager of the Ramallah-Circus Inc.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Oscar for Political-Satyre.....goes to ....

http://media.nj.com/oscar_awards/photo/oscar-predictions-2010-academy-awards-hurt-lockerjpg-fe6afd8487051c1e_large.jpg
The Oscar of this year
for
"Political-Satire"
goes to.....

Sherlock Hommos !!










(Here is the acceptance speech of
Dr. Sherlock Hommos , Phd)
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/clooney-500x621.jpg
Sherlock Hommos....... in disguise





Thank  you ....thank you !!

I am honoured and flattered...
but in all honesty I must admit that
political-satire, nowadays,
 is the easiest job   I can ever think off
especially now that :

Iraq got its second fake-elections
when the first fake one, was never confirmed.

Palestinie which was stolen and or occupied
is now stolen,occupied and devided

Iran that does not have even an Oil refinery
for its fuel.....
is now accused of planning for a nuclear-fuel-plant.

Afghanistan which was never controled
in all its history by anyone ,  but the Afghans themselves
is being now controlled by the
uncontrolable-corrupted-opportunists.

Syria which was accused of
all the crimes to be found in a CIA-dictionary
has had a new US-Ambassador appointed in Damascus.

Hezbollah , the only arab-entity, fighting Israel
is being asked to dissarm.

And last but not least,
Israel that is the easiest part,
has never done anything right,
nor correct nor humane nor legal....
ever since its existence....


Finally I thank,
my dear wife
who never reads my articles
my daughter
who never laughs at them
my son
who thinks that I could do........ better ones !!

Sherlock Hommos , PhD
who finds himself funny....(even without the Oscar)