Tuesday, December 30, 2008

one funeral too much.....

Is Ahmedinejad an Anti-Semite ???
Is Livni a Semites ???




I watched yesterday CNN and BBC-World
as usual and what has struck me is that both
so prominent Media outlets have found time
for a 30 or 40 seconds segment
in their prime-time-news
to speak about and to show the funeral of one Israeli
who died yesterday and they even showed us his family weeping
at his funerals.... ....


Of course you all would agree with me, that more Palestinians
have died on that same day and much more were wounded..... .

and yet CNN and BBC ,and probably one hundred others,
have found 30 seconds to show us this Israeli-funeral.


I must admit that each human is equal to the other human
thus each funeral is equal the other funeral
but at least this Israeli has had the chance to get a funeral
while the Palestinians of Gaza get a " whole-sale-funeral"


Wait !! I did not finish yet.....


Nobody !! ,
not CNN , nor BBC did tell us what from
did that Israeli die yesterday... .
they just showed us his wife crying and his family mourning......
no cause of death was mentioned !


As for the Gaza civilians dying ,
we all all know what has killed them .


Never mind my sarcasm ,
soon Israeli buses shall be operating normally
and many civilians shall ride on them....
and then we shall know "what" killed them ....


My brother El Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah
asked us to demonstrate all over the world.


And a Friend of mine , an American-Jew in Berlin
went down today in the German-Capital to demonstrate
wearing the Sign:
" STOP THIS HOLOCAUST !! "


Raja Chemayel

Monday, December 29, 2008

The unhumane-right to return a favour

the soldier of inhumanity




The sixty years old oppressor
who is also the 52 years old occupier
and who is the 30 months old besieger
is calling his victims as : "Terrorists"
and is bombing 40 targets in a stroke of land
less than 40 Kilometres long......
and being the world's most densely populated area.

Mahmoud Abbas is watching
Husny Mubarak is even watching closer
and , as a matter of fact ,
the whole of Arab Regimes are also spectators .


As for the Western Governments , they are only active
when lessons in humanity are to be given to us
and not when inhumanity is at work......against us .


Good night world-conscience !
sleep well if you can....


If ever there will be any survivors in Gaza
do not be surprised if they will ride on .....
an Israeli- bus !!
and only then you may call them Terrorist... .
I shall not !! because they will be "returning the favour"


Raja Chemayel

Sunday, December 28, 2008

6000 Reservists

he prays before he kills !!


The State of Zion has just recalled 6.000 reservists
to join their comrades who were besieging and starving Gaza,
for the last 30 months .

A ground offencive is imminent
and Gaza shall be asked the kneel down
for its oppressor , since 60 years.

Imaging 6000 Israeli-reservists shall spend the new-year-eve
slaughtering children and killing unarmed civilians
instead of spending the evening making a nice party
and drinking cheap-Russian- Champagne .

How long must the State of Zion suffer
the burden of being a ruthless-monster- occupier ??

I am sure Hilary Clinton , Bernard Madoff
and Husny Mubarak ,
are fully supporting those unfortunate 6.000 reservists.

It is far better,nowadays,
to be a suicide-bomber than to be, an unarmed-civilian. ......
while ,facing Israeli-reservist .

Raja Chemayel

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I reached finally Bethlehen




This Wall has 2 sides...
one for the oppressor
and the other for the oppressed


On my way to Bethlehem
I was stopped by a wall
not one........ not ten, ....... but too many.


On my way to Bethlehem
I crossed 28 check-points
and got searched 29 times
and humiliated another 10 times more.


When I reached Bethlehem
the three Kings have left back home , before me
one went to Amman , one to went back to Riyadh
and the third changed his name into Pharaoh .


When I reached Bethlehem
Joseph was been arrested for interrogation
and
Mary went out to get a passage-permission.


When I reached Bethlehem
That new-born-Baby was left in the hands of a Baby-Sitter
appointed by the United Nations Resolution NR. 82.447
whereas Tony Blair takes custody of the Baby ,
abiding by the wishes of her Majesty's
Prime Minister Lord Balfour .


When I reached Bethlehem
Hotels have had enough of vacancies
because all prisons are full.


The receptionist was an Ethiopian who became a Semite
and the cook was a Caucasian-cosher
while the room service was a red-haired-Russian-alcoholist
pretending to be a "chosen".


Never-mind....I reached Bethlehem
but it has changed completely
and even the new-born will talk now.
in English only with a russian-accent.


I reached Bethlehem Hotel
and in the room near me resides Mr. Madoff
and the floor above me was reserved for Black-Water
while the new-born-baby was preparing himself
to become the next Hotel's luggage-boy.


I reached Bethlehem...
but they have reach it before me .


Raja Chemayel

Monday, December 22, 2008

Exactly the same Afghanistan




Why was is right and legal and normal and necessary
then to chase the Red Army out of Afghanistan,
thanks to the CIA , to the Saudi Royal Family
and to the fundamentalist-Muslim-volunteers .....???


And it is not right nor legal nor necessary
to chase out the US and UK armies today .....
out of that same Afghanistan ???
and with the same Muslim-ffundamentalists...???


Did it not occur to anyone , that the Soviet Red Army
was also making a war against the same ,so called ,
" Terrorists" and "Fundamentalist"
and everything -else that the West does not like ....???


The Soviet Red Army was called: the "infidels"
so what should we call the US and UK. :" the pig-eaters " ????
maybe ??
Something is wrong here because
it is exactly the same Afghanistan .


Something is wrong here
because the Soviet forbid the Opiom trade
but the US and UK could not !!!!


Something is wrong here
Moscow has no more a dictator , anymore
and Washington has an elected-dictator.
while the Muslim-fundamentalists are the same !!!


Raja Chemayel

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The man without any religion


The man without a religion

The man who stole 50 billion Dollars
(which are five thousand millions dollars)
is of a certain religion which we cannot criticise
otherwise we shall be labelled as being Anti-Semite.

So , let us assume that this thief were without any religion
but then comes another delicate question :
to which country ?? did he transfer a large part of his lute ???

We could name that State but then we shall be reminded
that all the Holocaust-survivors went to that State....
No it is not Florida !!!......... ..
NO !!! that other country..... . the one full of Semite-Palestinian
who became now , Refugee-Semite- Palestinians
Yes !! indeed .......
the Only Democracy occupying a third country.

Never mind !
Sarcasm will lead us no where.....
So, do not mention Mr. Madoff jewish-religion
nor do you ever dare to mention the State of Israel...... .
keep it as a secret.........just like I do .

And by the way ,
Mr. Madoff would have also transfered part of the 50 Billionsto Gaza....
but unfortunately. .... Gaza is under a siege !!!s
o it all went to one place , only.

Sherlock Hommos
financial inspector

Friday, December 19, 2008

Christmas and the jobless Jesus


a Palestinian- family in Bethlehem 1945
doesn't this scene look familiar to you ???






Soon comes Christmas
where people exchange gifts
and have probably forgotten the Man from Nazareth.


Christmas comes soon
with Santa-Claus as the central figure
and the Son of Mariam is only in the background,
part of decoration only........ .......


Who cares ?? !!
Factories make more toys
Shops sell more toys
while all the children rejoice

as for Jesus , he is no more needed,
because Santa Claus does everything , instead of him .


This is all a bit like the Holy Lands , today:
Christians of the West support the Jews of the West
and forgot the Christians of the East.


Muslims who believe 100% in the same Jesus
are considered by the West as a far-away-religion
while all the Zionists rejoice and got Palestine as a gift .


Materialism took over from Spiritualism

while a Religion became a Nation
and another real-Nation becomes a nation of refugees.


The Promised-land becomes the loote for the invaders
while the victims of that invasion become the Terrorists
and our robbers give us lessons in Democracy and Freedoms.


Christmas-symbolism is sold to the shops

while National Rights are traded in the United Nation Assemblya
and ex-Colonial- powers want to lesson us about the Human-right.


Bethlehem , is surrounded by a wall
while no one from Nazareth can reach it
and the shops of Gaza have no gifts to sell ,
let alone bread, to eat.


Soon comes Christmas
you shall recognise it only by seeing Santa Claus
and that huge Wall.......


Raja Chemayel

a Christian from the East

an Arab from the Lebanon


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Voltaire and I

Dr. I. Alloush
an Arab-Knight


The end of the year 2008, is getting closer
and equally the end of Bush , as President.
I shall not repeat what I think of G.W.Bush
but shall only remind you that the USA
has voted for him twice.
They tried him out the first 4 years ...........
and then
they did not mind having him another 4 more years.
One says, that Democracy is ,among other things, :
the accountability of the elected- Leaders
I say that Democracy is also :
the accountability of the electors , themselves !!
The population of Iraq was not to be held responsible
for having President Saddam Hussein ,one could argue that,
in a Western way of political-logic. ......
and yet the Iraqi were bombed , starved, invaded and occupied
because their leader was President Saddam Hussein .
And then , what should be the punishment for the US-citizens
for having chosen and voted for a monster called G.W.Bush ???...twice !!
Voltaire once said :
The ideal ruler would be a humane-Tyrant........unquote
I say :
G.W.Bush was not at all humane nor does he qualify ,theoretically ,
to be called Tyrant .
Conclusion :
Monsieur Voltaire and myself , do not agree to G.W.Bush
and both of us would, rather, have a President like
President Saddam Hussein....instead of Bush
if and when we are allowed to choose our leaders .
Raja Chemayel

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A " Size 10 " memorabilia......

Show me your shoe
and I shall
surely show no shame.

George W. Bush has, indeed, declared after that shoe-incident
that this projectile ( The shoe) was actually a Size 10 shoe.

Size 10 means in European-standards, a size 45 shoe .
(No offence for our US colleagues and US readers
but here in Europe we are more advanced, we reached the 45 )

George Bush must have measured that shoe
because he obviously has kept it as "corpus delicti"
for the next invasion......of Malaysia or France.
or as a memorabilia to show it to his grand-children,later on.


And, symbolically ,
this pair of shoes are :
the only honest thing which George has got out of Iraq.
(or, also, the only thing which George has earned or deserved , so far )

The Smithsonian-Museum would like to have them too,
and Larry King shall interview them next Friday......

Oprah Winfrey declined them , due to some unpleasant odours
because that Journalist was very recently in a prison without showers
for 45 days , while being investigated by Black-Waters . (true!)

It is a bit ironic that The Neo-Cons brought to us democracy
and got back some used -smelly-old-shoes , in return !!!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
orthopaedic-hygienic-consultant

Monday, December 15, 2008

The 20.000 Dollars Shoe



What would have happened if that shoe did hit the target ?
That shoe would be sold for 20.000 Dollars .


What would have happened if that shoe did hit the target ?
That shoe would need to be disinfected , afterwords .


What would have happened if that shoe did hit the target ?
That shoe would be considered as
"the" weapon of mass destruction .


What would have happened if that shoe did hit the target ?
George Bush would have stolen it , like anything else .


What would have happened if that shoe did hit the target ?
And George would have swallow it ????
Well then , G.W.Bush would have doubled his value .


Anyhow ,
Bush survived this violent attack
and this demonstrated to us that
the Freedom of the Press exists , finally, now in Iraq !!


Sherlock Hommos
shoe-size 43 (9 1/2)

Announcement by Press-Secretary of White house



Press release
NR. 45-886-NAG





from the desk of
the Press-Secretary
of the White-house
Washing-Tongue
U.S and A
.





As per date ,
all Arab and/or Muslim Journalists/ Reporters
and Correspondants
attending to any Press-Conference
must enter bear-footed.
(provided they use the right amount
of foot-deodorants !!!
prior to the conferences)


N.B.
Venezuelan-Reporter s may keep their shoes
but must abide by the deodorant-regulatio ns.





Salomon-David Footnote
Press-secretary- White-House
Washing-Tongue

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday followed by Monday



when Monet made this painting ,there was no State of Israel
and Arabs had no Oil.





It is Sunday today ,
I need not to write. I shall sit back and relax
while Gaza is starving ,
Iraq is bleeding
Afghanistan is wondering what to do with so much imported-democracy
Iran is building a rocket or two
Lebanon is searching for an identity
Syria is fortifying its moral-superiority
Egypt is collecting the ransom of Peace
Somalians are expanding their naval dominance
Israel is feeding its settlers with hope and weapons
US Governors sell you "anything"
a US-Jews stole 50 billion-Dollars

and it is only a Sunday......

after Sunday comes a Monday
and Gaza shall starve further..... ...
while the World's conscience would feel as if it is still a relaxing-Sunday



Raja Chemayel
Sunday 14 December 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Gaza and fate......

The brave helpers breaking the Siege







In Gaza the stomachs are empty
but the hearts are full

In Gaza the hospitals are full
but the pharmacies are empty

In Gaza no one drives at high speed
there is no fuel.

In Gaza the Airport has always parking-spaces
available and free of charge.

In Gaza prisons are open 7 days a week
because the borders are closed 8 days a week .

In Gaza you cannot cross to Egypt
although you are an Arab
and you cannot cross to Israel ,
for the same reason .

In Gaza bakeries have no electricity
and the electricity- generating- plant has no bread.

In Gaza freedom is available,
liberation is done
and the self-determination is practised
only , bread,electricity and fuel , are missing !!

You can reach Gaza
by sea , using a submarine
or by land , using a tunnel.

Gaza ,
the only liberated part of Palestine !!
and remember.... ......... ...Freedom is never cheap !!


Raja Chemayel

Friday, December 12, 2008

Gaza is not lost ....





Mahmoud Abbas wants to annex Gaza
but without Hamas.

Ehud Olmert wants to raze Gaza ,to uproot Hamas
and to replant it with Israeli settlers .

Husny Mubarak wants to dump and forget Gaza
otherwise the USA shall make him loose the next election.

The Arab Gulf States want to send yet another donation-cheque
just to keep Gaza on the Mediterranean Sea side .

Mummer Qaddafi wants to remind us of Gaza
so we forget who are his newest-friends.

The Western-Peace- Activist did not forget Gaza
because the Arabs have lost their balls .



Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
sarcasmologue and cartographer

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Gaza , the Hometown of Delilah


Samson , the first
Suicide-attacker !



In Gaza lived Delilahand Samson was not allowed to marry her
because she did not share his own-private- exclusive- religion.
Delilah was a Palestinian- woman
and Samson lived in Palestine but he felt
different and superior to his neighbours , to his hosts,
those Palestinians who were long there before him .

Also Delilah could not have received the Message of God
because the Jews would have kept it exclusively for them.

Delilah was a godless-Palestinian ,nevertheless a
non-guilty-human- being.

It is Jesus of Nazareth who later has spread God's message
to the Palestinians, to the Greeks,the Roman soldiers and universally ,
which made him very unpopular by the Jews.
The Jewish-Apartheid ,
forbids to Samson to mary the woman he loved
and forbids to Jesus to spread the message openly.
Samson has had extraordinary strength ,
due to his long hair.
But as soon as, his hair was cut off ,
then Samson became human.

When shall we give to Israel , a hair-cut ??

Raja Chemayel


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Side-Effects of Zionism

Three victims of Zionism

Zionism ,
made criminals ,out of the Jews
(who decided to become Israelis)

Zionism ,
made refugees ,
out of 48% the of Palestinians .
and made occupied-hostages
out of the other 52% of the Palestinians .

Peace
shall come ,
when Zionism is banned
and when
the state of Israel is dismanteled .


Arab-"Terrorism"
is one side-effect of Zionism.


Raja Chemayel

also a terrorist....out of necessaty .

Monday, December 8, 2008

How to screw the people twice...at least

Drawing by Ben Heine



Three Top Car Manufacturing Presidents
flew last week to Washington , to request a donation ,
called "bail-out".


Each came by his own Private Jet , separately.
It is remarkable ,to see ,three beggars
landing in three different Private jets.......


yes, but that is all part of the American Dream .

Practically this is all US Tax-money
collected from those who once ( or many times)
have bought cars from them
and logically have paid sales-tax , among all other taxes.


There it is Folks !!!

In America you buy a car , you pay taxes,
and George Bush gives your taxes back to those
who have sold you the car....in the first place.

The American Dream :
or " How to screw the people twice"...at least .

When you have bought an American Car
and have lost one son fighting to steal the Iraqi oil
which went inside your American-car at a higher price
and then G.W.Bush gives away your Tax money to those
who sold you the car that consumed that Iraqi oil.....
that cost you one son.


Then , how often have you been screwed ??
by the US Governement,
more than twice !! Surely.


Sherlock Hommos PhD.
economist

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A walk in the Park......



A cold Sunday in December.... ..
my dog , my son and I ......take a walk in the Park.


My son :
Papa why did you make fun about the Mumbai attack
and you called it " a CIA/Mossad operation"
in your last article. ( See article: Mumbai-chicken with Rice )

Me:
Son , do you remember the plot of the last film
of James Bond ,...."Casino Royal" ??

My son :
Yes I do remember it , it was about a kind of a Mafia that
hires people to do Terror-bombing anywhere....
or to start an artificial civil-war in Africa ,
and then to stop it at the right time ,when needed .
That kind-of-Mafia , consequently,
manipulated the Stock Market.


I said :
Well did you not believe that film ??
was it not plausible ?? for you .

My son :
Yes indeed ,........... . this could happen !!

I responded :
Why would you believe a film by Ian Flemming
and not a sarcastic-article by your father ??


My son :
how about a hot chocolate ?? , it is cold out here !!



Raja Chemayel
in a cold Amsterdam

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Amnesia , taylor-made

it sends a Missile 30km away
with a 15 cm accuracy



Nobody thought that Prime Minister Hariri
could have been blown-up by a rocket-missile
fired from any Helicopter from a distance.

Nobody used his imagination ,
as to who could have done this........ ....and how ?
They all agreed on " a road-side-bomb " by Syria.


No Sir !!
" It was Syria " they said , and it suits to Israel
and suits to the USA and especially to Chirac's France.

Case closed !! .......they said .....
then they brought in
the UN-security- council to legalise this allegation
then they manipulate the Media
and then they bought the best witnesses... ...in the market.

Israel bombs Beirut in summer 2006
Israel bombs a Syrian orange-juice- factory
and calls it an Atomic-reactor , in 2007
Israels bombs and starves Gaza , in 2008 .

But everybody forgot Rafik El Hariri
and everybody forgot ,
that there was never a funeral for Ariel Sharon !!
and everybody forgot ,
the Road Map of George Bush , that took us to nowhere
and everybody forgot that
the Taliban's chased the Soviets out of Afghanistan
and everybody forgot,
that Iraq never has had Weapons of Mass Destruction
and everybody forgot ,
to forget the Holocaust !! ............ ....or Darfour !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
General-Secretary of Amnesia-International

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sorry !! No Change !!




Barrack Obama said often enough :
"Yes we can,,,,change"
or
" A Change...we believe in "



And , what has happened immediately after his election ??

He did not change the Secretary of Defence
He shall not change anything to the Israelo-Arab conflict
He brought back the same (Mrs) Clinton to the White-house
He brought back the same "Chief-of -Staff" too.
He shall take soldiers out of Iraq , into the same Afghanistan.
He might close Guantanamo only to re-open Alcatraz .

I am afraid to tell you ,
that the only changes would be rather "skin-deep" ,
like for example, the colour of the skin
of the President of the USA........
Or another Puppy in the rose-garden of the White-house

I bet you ,
Obama even shall not change that "Road-Map"
when travelling in the Middle East......


Sorry !!!! but no change......



Sherlock Hommos
keep the change !!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The Mumbai Chicken with Rice

The Mumbai Chicken with Dr. Rice


Dr. Condi Rice went today to Mumbai to visit the victims
and to assess the damages.

Assuming it was the CIA that has done the massacre ,
then Dr. Rice would be a hypocrite.

Assuming that the Mossad has done it ,
then Dr. Rice would be half-a-hypocrite, only.
Assuming that the Pakistani Secret Agency did it
then Dr. Rice would still be a 45% hypocrite.

Assuming that it were ,indeed, Muslim-extremists , who did it,
then Dr. Rice would be now, simply, a scared-chicken.
(Like , Rice+chicken or like a Chicken with Rice)


Regadless to what Dr.Rice ought to be ,or ought to become,
the attack on Mumbai has produced nothing towards justice
nor towards peace ,nor towards liberation of anything , anywhere.
......... .it has again done harm to the image of Islam ,
in the eyes of the naives........and there are a lot , around, on this planet.


Talking about the naives of this world ,
I would like to note that that Jewish-Center in Mumbai
was treating Israeli-Soldiers ,
who have just finished their military service.....
That "Jewish" psyco-center tried to make out of those Soldiers,
human-beings again....... ..eventualy !


A kind of rehabilation- center or a recycling-center
for Israeli-soldiers who have spend three years
shooting on olive-tree-farmers
or shooting at school-children. ....
if not driving a Bulldozer above peace-activists.


If that center reopens again , maybe Dr. Rice ,herself,
would remain in it to confess and to wach-away all her sins.....
and I am sure she has a lot of washing to do.......
and such a center is already used in dealing with war-crimiminals.


Raja Chemayel
a rehabilitation- helper... if helping helps !!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Obamalogy


Black is beautiful , while White is careful.

Let us suppose that Obama is black,
so what does a colour has to do with politics ??

Let us suppose that Obama is a Democrat,
so what does it help when Democrat
is written with a capital-D ??

Let us not rejoice that Obama was born-Muslim ,
so what does it help when see that Anwar El Saddat
was born also a Muslim ?? and the Shah too !!

Let us not forget that ,Obama is only half-black
and a Democrat with a big "D"
which is not necessarily a small "d".


So Obama would be now :
a " half-black-member- of-the-Democrati c-party"
who has won the elections thanks to 453 Million-Dollars
which he now has to pay back in "favours" to his donors ,
during the next 4 years....... .
That will be 30,75 Millions each year
which is, 85.417 Dollars each day
which are 3.560 each hour....
provided Obama does not sleep.
(otherwise ,it will be, 7.280 per hour)



It will be more relevant to us ,
to find out , who the donors were ??
what
do they want for that money ??
and
what have they bought for 453 millions ??



Eng . Moustafa Roosenbloom
a Pessimist-Obamologue

Monday, December 1, 2008

Do you remember the Rambo films ??


where is the ammunition's belt ??



Do you remember the Rambo films ??
with Sylvester Stallone who was running and shooting
all those ugly and mean Vietnamese-Communists ??

Did you notice that Rambo never had ammunition's for his guns
and yet he won all the battles ??
because he was sent by the CIA , as you recall
and CIA makes wonders....I say !!



Do you remember the very recent Mumbai "film " ??
Without any Rambo , this time , but with only 10 Terrorists.
Only 10 Terrorists attacked 8 different targets,simultaneously
and killed 193 persons and wounded 300 others.........
and resisted to a 650 strong police-force........
and not to forget that , they even have had time to assassinated
the Chief-Police-officer of, nobody less than, the Anti-Terror-Brigade.

What a film !!
Bollywood has surpassed Hollywood !!

And I bet you that those 10 Terrorists,
must have at least needed and carried with them
at least 2 tons of ammunitions
and 50 kilos of food and drinks for those three long 3 days

What a film !!...Rambo must be jealous by now !!



Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
film-critic on the critical-details

Sunday, November 30, 2008

"An American in Mumbai"

the Rabi I trust...



When you realise that among the victims of Mumbai
the Hindu are the majority of casualties ,when in theory it should
have been aimed against Americans,British and Israelis.... .

When you realise that more Germans have died than
the Britishers and the Americans together ,
you shall wonder if those so called Terrorist do know
how to read a passport or not.
Or , better than that, if ever this action were what it was supposed to be ??

Those Terrorist succeeded in Killing the Chief officer
of the Anti-Terrorism brigade....and missed everybody else !!

Never mind any logic,
and please , keep on reading between my lines :

The Synagogue which was attacked , has had an American Rabi
As if India could not provide its own Rabi
or , as if a Jewish-Indian- community needs an American Rabi

Last year , in Prague , where my in-laws live , there was an American Rabi
who came to order the transfer of the Historic-Jewish- Library of Prague ,
into Israel. The Jews of Prague refused and insisted that such a library
is Czech-Jewish and not Israeli-Jewish. .......later that Rabi was sent home
which is the USA and not Israel.

Back to Mumbai...... ...
what is an American Rabi doing in an Indian city
among Indian Jews ?? is Judaism being Americanised ???
like when 60 years ago Judaism was Zionised !!??

I do not know precisely .....just keep on reading between my lines,
you might catch it before I do .........

Nevertheless an American Rabi in India seems odd,
knowing that the Jews of India all originated from Iraq
on the day when there was no America on the Map.

What is an American Rabi with a Yiddish name doing in India ??
when even the British-colonialist s have all left it
and gave it back to the lawful owners.

I really cannot explain his role , nor do I understand why would
any Terrorist kill a Rabi , because I am used to see Terrorists
killing oppressors and invaders and occupiers.
Therefore I must conclude that the Rabi was killed for being an American
before being a Rabi......yes, but that is only speculations.

When you finish reading between the lines ,
let me know what your thoughts are .


Sherlock Hommos
a curious person

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Mumbai and car accidents....

why the photo ?? when the relevant-faces are hidden !!
they look rather like "colleagues" .
(and those terrorists have clean-shirts)



In Mumbai the final death-count is almost ready
and I hear that there was only one USA citizen dead
and also one British citizen dead
and of course that Rabi
who happens to be an American Rabi....not an Indian
nor even Israeli-Rabi.
With all due respect to the other victims
and with all due respect to Islamic Jihad.......
and with due respect to the Jihad-experts
and to the Jihad-criticisers
and to the Jihad inventors
and last but not least my sympathies to the innocents... .
I say :
it was not much of Terror-action
nor was it any spectacular- jihadist- operation.
I am sure that MI6 , the CIA and Mossad
could do much better than killing only so few Jews
and American and British.
I am sure the last three days would have seen more
innocent Jews,Americans and British killed by car-accidents
than by this spectacular- show !!
Sherlock Hommos
investigator for Hotel's aaccommodations.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

There are Stavations and STARVATIONS !!

a hole made by Israel in Gaza

a hole made by Gaza in Israel











The freedom of the Press
allows any editor-journalist to choose
what subject to report on or to comment on.

Fine with me ,
I agree provided honesty and fairness do have a role to play
...........this role is called: objectivity.


But I wonder how come that
the starvation of Darfour is more popular
than the starvation of Gaza. ..........?

How come Darfour is a humanitarian- tragedy
and Gaza is a less-tragedy , or even a negligible-tragedy.

Is it because Gaza has sophisticated- missiles
that make one-foot-large-holes in the pavements ??
and never have killed a cat nor even a chikken..... ?
or.......... .....Because , the Darfourians never bombed Israel !!







Serlock Hommos
Darfouriologue

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

To be white and rich......





George W Bush has ,today, just issued 14 presidential- pardons
for convicted-criminals on tax evasion,
stealing government properties
and on cocaine-dealings. .... etc...
(look up the details in the news)


And, I remember 8 years ago when George came to power ,
we used to criticise him for never ever giving any pardons
from the death-penalty- inmates into life imprisonment !!
at least....

How time changes the tyrants !!
How time made now George more humane !!

God bless that President !!
this is surely good news to many convicted-criminals
( provided they are white and rich )


We shall also remember him as the wise-man
who once called Ariel Sharon "a man of Peace".
Bush ought to pardon also Ariel
( who is also White and Rich and Criminal )


Sherlock Hommos
Gen.Secretary of Amnesia-International

Sunday, November 23, 2008

"Shut up and drive !!"



Queen Elisabeth shall make him Lord
"The Lord of rapes and aggressions "




A political-idiot sitting besides me, in the car , said to me :
" yes but , Simon Perez always wanted Peace "

and I replied :
" Simon Perez wanted actually a pardon ,to all his crimes,
that is why he spoke about Peace "

That political-idiot continued, by saying :
" But all Israelis want Peace...."

and I said :
" of course they all want Peace , because they all are criminals
looking for a pardon to their crimes .
And what other way is there than making Peace
and then, consequently, getting a general amnesty ?? "

That person ,sitting near me, in the car said :
" You are a fanatic !!"

I replied :
" If knowing all the Truth about Israel is called fanaticism,
then I am fanatic , and that is far better than being naive !! "

That person has had nothing more to say, and then said :
"Shut up, drive and watch the traffic "

Hypocrites , always advise and remind you
what you should do ..........
as soon as they run out of arguments.

Five minutes later that same idiot said :
" The War should stop , it is now 60 years of hatred and death..."

I said :
" How about ending the occupation first...??"

Then there was a long silence and the idiot said "
" Shut-up and drive,,,,! "

When we arrived to our destination, the idiot said :
"You are a better driver than a political-commentat or "

I answered :
" I hope that you know better about driving
than what you know about Palestine's history "



Sherlock Hommos
Driving-instructor

Friday, November 21, 2008

Must we call them Pirates ??

The Giant-wealth- transporter
its width is as long as a 747



a nice Lebanese-Arab proverb says :
if you ,once, have to steal , then steal a Camel
(the Camel being the biggest animal)
and if you want to fall in love, then fall for the Moon
(the moon being the ultimate beauty in Arab literature)


And today
I say if you have to steal , go ahead and steal
a 200 million Barrels Giant-Tankers. .....

Indeed ,
Pirates have just done this, off the African Coast
it is owned by Aramco , the biggest company worldwide
the monopole-holder of all Saudi Oil,
owned by the richest monarchs on this Planet , who also owns
the whole Kingdom of Saudi Arabia , itself......

This huge cargo was originating from this
non-constitutional- absolute- monarchy- source
to probably ,the only-super-power which happens
to be the richest entity on earth....... .the USA.

It is stolen , or at least kidnapped , now
hijacked by Mr. Unknown
whether Somali Pirates or any other pirates ,
is irrelevant to me.

So much wealth ,
while, moving between the wealthiest-Family
towards the wealthiest-country,
is stolen , which makes it a crime !!
or rather a re-distribution of wealth ??

Somebody has stolen it......
is it a crime or a heroic-act ??
by any standards... ...you wish to apply ??

The Oil of Iraq is stolen 7 days per week, since 2003
and nobody calls them Pirates


78% of Palestine is stolen since 60 years
and nobody calls them Pirates..... .


and the list is long........ .......


Raja Chemayel
former Devil-advocate and today's Pirate's advocat

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Raja's dictionary....up-date.






The state of Israel :
a crime, without a punishment.

Palestine :
a country erased from the Map
to compensate for a European-crime.

Palestinians:
people who are either
forcibly-displaced , or brutally occupied
by those who never have ever met them before.


"Terrorism " :
a last-resort- punishment
to those unpunished-criminal s.


Zionism :
a racist-colonial- criminal- ideology
claiming to apply a democratic-theocrac y.


Judaism :
an immature-version of Christianity .
and
a stone-age-version of Islam .


Peace
(in the Middle-East):
a general-pardon for Colonialism ,
a legalisation of Apartheid
a reward for Zionism
and
an amnesia against the Palestinian- Rights.



Raja Chemayel
Semanticologue

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Virgin and the Castrated






For those who have no PhD. in Political Sciences
I have a question:

What would you call Mr. Saeb Erakat
"the appointed official Peace-negotiator between
the Zionist State and the Palestinian Authority ??"


and what description would you give him
if you never attended ,
La Facultee des Sciences Politique, á la Sorbonne
Universitee de Paris 5
Or Harvard University , or Yale
or Whatever.


If you ask my cousin Raja Chemayel ,
who visited La Sorbonne
only because of the cheap-food in the Student-restaurant
Raja would say :
Erekat is a desperate-pimp , trying to connect
a Prostitute who wants to remain a virgin
with a customer who is castrated.

Of course Erekat is not alone ,
there is also Mr. Tony Blair who ,
by the way, is not "virgin" !!
Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Sarcasmologe and Satyrologe

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The worries of the Gazzeans

The Global War on Liberation





In Gaza nobody has to pay his electricity- bills ,
because there is no electricity .

In Gaza nobody has to worry about genetically modified food
there is no food , at all,

In Gaza nobody shall worry about travel-plans
nobody is going anywhere.
In Gaza the people worry about their own missiles
because they are much inaccurate and might hit
an empty-Israeli-Golf-course , on a Sabbath.

In Gaza nobody shall anymore dream of democracy
because they do have ,already ,
a democratically elected government.

In Gaza nobody has to pay custom-duties
because everything is smuggled in.........
even human-rights are smuggled in !!

In Gaza there are no traffic congestion's
because cars have no fuel.

In Gaza people do not fear foreign-occupation
it has just ended , recently.

In Gaza the sewage-system does not pollute the sea,
and you maybe have guessed why ??

Gaza-Airport is the safest one ,
worldwide !!

Gaza has replaced Masada !!
Gaza has replaced La Commune de Paris !!



Raja Chemayel

Thursday, November 13, 2008

The next sniper




When in Algeria the Muslim Salvation Front
has won the elections , the government declared it
void and non valid.

When in Palestine Hamas has won the first fair and honest
and democratic elections, it suffered the same consequences
as in Algeria.

When in Turkey the Muslim fundamentalist party
won the elections, the Supreme Court threatened to outlaw them.

In the USA , only yesterday ,
a Black-citizen, Muslim-born
and member of a Black-Protestant- Church
that does believe that the USA has no
"supreme-rights nor any God-given- goals"
has became the elected-president. ........now.

Will the Supreme Court shoot-down Obama ??
or otherwise , a well paid-sniper ?? as usual.

(Elections are good and useful ,
especially if you win them !! )


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Sniper-recruiter

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Do not ever dare to call me "poet"...after this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETwbVBPI1U



"Democracy"

It's coming through a hole in the air,
from those nights in Tiananmen Square.
It's coming from the feel that this ain't exactly real,
or it's real, but it ain't exactly there.
From the wars against disorder,
from the sirens night and day,
from the fires of the homeless,
from the ashes of the gay:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

It's coming through a crack in the wall;
on a visionary flood of alcohol;
from the staggering account of the Sermon on the Mount
which I don't pretend to understand at all.
It's coming from the silence on the dock of the bay,
from the brave, the bold, the battered heart of Chevrolet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.


It's coming from the sorrow in the street,
the holy places where the races meet;
from the homicidal bitchin' that goes down in every kitchen
to determine who will serve and who will eat.
From the wells of disappointment where the women kneel to pray
for the grace of God in the desert here and the desert far away:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.


Sail on, sail on
O mighty Ship of State!
To the Shores of Need Past the Reefs of Greed
Through the Squalls of Hate

Sail on, sail on, sail on, sail on.

It's coming to America first,
the cradle of the best and of the worst.
It's here they got the range and
and it's here the lonely say that the heart has got to open in a fundamental way:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

It's coming from the women and the men.
O baby, we'll be making love again.
We'll be going down so deep the river's going to weep,
and the mountain's going to shout Amen!
It's coming like the tidal flood beneath the lunar sway,
imperial, mysterious, in amorous array:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

Sail on, sail on ...
I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene.
And I'm neither left or right I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.


Leonhard Cohen

Monday, November 10, 2008

Democracy, by Leonard Cohen ليونارد كوهين ديمقراطية

A non-Israeli Jew
اليهودي اللا
اليهودي اللا إسرإيلي


Have ever driven 1000 kilometres in one day ?? and alone.
I do it often...

So music becomes my sole companion, in the car.

Last Thursday, driving that same distance,again
I was lucky to have had a CD by Leonard Cohen ,
a non-Israeli-Jew, a non-imperialist-American-Canadian....
two good-reasons to like him and the third would be his talent
as a poet and a musician-singer.......
you may call him "genius", if you wish,
and I would not contradict you !!

One song I discovered during that trip was
"Democracy"
a masterpiece !!! , a song that cuts inside through your chest
right into the heart....... and is very contemporary
with the victory of Obama , today.

I must have heard it about 30 times during that 10 hours drive.
And I suggest that the USA uses it ,as the National-anthem,
starting January 20Th 2009.......

Try to find this song in any shop ,
or listen to it here below....and remember this message
should you find that song .....Democracy.
It gives me the " Goose-pimples".


Raja Chemayel
a Disk-Jockey , when need be.
11Th of November 2008

NB :
Here in the Netherlands we have had a Moroccan-Muslim
as the new Lord Mayor of Rotterdam.....so democracy , here ,
is not a novelty.....while Amsterdam has a Jewish Mayor.




"Democracy"
It's coming through a hole in the air,
from those nights in Tiananmen Square.
It's coming from the feel
that this ain't exactly real,
or it's real, but it ain't exactly there.
From the wars against disorder,
from the sirens night and day,
from the fires of the homeless,
from the ashes of the gay:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.
It's coming through a crack in the wall;
on a visionary flood of alcohol;
from the staggering account
of the Sermon on the Mount
which I don't pretend to understand at all.
It's coming from the silence
on the dock of the bay,
from the brave, the bold, the battered
heart of Chevrolet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

It's coming from the sorrow in the street,
the holy places where the races meet;
from the homicidal bitchin'
that goes down in every kitchen
to determine who will serve and who will eat.
From the wells of disappointment
where the women kneel to pray
for the grace of God in the desert here
and the desert far away:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

Sail on, sail on
O mighty Ship of State!
To the Shores of Need
Past the Reefs of Greed
Through the Squalls of Hate
Sail on, sail on, sail on, sail on.


It's coming to America first,
the cradle of the best and of the worst.
It's here they got the range
and the machinery for change
and it's here they got the spiritual thirst.
It's here the family's broken
and it's here the lonely say
that the heart has got to open
in a fundamental way:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

It's coming from the women and the men.
O baby, we'll be making love again.
We'll be going down so deep
the river's going to weep,
and the mountain's going to shout Amen!
It's coming like the tidal flood
beneath the lunar sway,
imperial, mysterious,
in amorous array:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

Sail on, sail on ...

I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene.
And I'm neither left or right
I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

Do not ever dare to call me "poet"...after this one


أحدث أن سقت سيارتك وحيداً مسافة 1000 كم؟

أنا كثيراً ما أقوم بذلك...



لذا فإن المسيقى تكون رفبقتي وسلواي الوحيدة!!!

الخميس الماضي, وأنا أسوق هذه المسافة مجدداً...

كان من حسن حظي أن يكون معي قرص ممغنط من تأليف ليونارد كوهين!...

يهودي غير إسرائيلي ولا حتى صهيوني...

أميركي... كندي... وغير استعماري!!!

سببان يحبباني به... والسب الثالث أنه...

موسيقي, ومغني وشاعر موهوب...

ويحق لك تصفه بالعبقرية... إذا شئت...

وكن أكيداًبأني لن أعارضك بذلك...



إحدى الأغاني التي اكتشفتها أثناء الرحلة تدعى...

“ديمقراطية"!!!

تحفة موسيقية!!! أغنية تعبر وتخترق فؤادك... صدرك... وفي الصميم..

إنها معاصرة من صنع الحدث...

وبمناسبة نصر ـوباما...



قد أكون سمعتها 30 مرة خلال العشرة ساعات التي استغرقتها رحلتي...

أقنرح أن تتبناها الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية كنشيد وطني...

اعتباراً من 20 كانون الثاني/ينير 2009...



حاول العثور على هذه الأغنية في أي متجر... قريب أو بعيد...

وإن استدعى الأمر أن ترافقني في سفرتي الألفية التالية...

أو الاستماع لها على الرابط أدناه...

إذا ما تمكنت من العثور عليها...

سيكون ذلك ن دواعي سروري...



رجا الشميل...

الترجمان المحلف: أديب قعوار

11 تشرين الثاني/نوفمبر 2008

ملاحظة:

هنا في هولندا حيث أقيم أنتخب مغربي عربي مسلم رئيساً لبلدية روتردام...

إنها الديمقراطية... وهذا ليس بالمستغرب...

بينما رئيس بلدية أمستردام يهوي...!!!

ديمقراطية


إنها قادمة عبر ثقب في الهواء...

من تلك الليالي في ميدان تيانمان...

إنها قادمة عبر الشعور...

بأن هذا لبس حقيقياً بالتمام...

من الحروب ضد الفوضى...

من زمامير الخطر ليلاً نهاراً...

من نيران المشردين...

من رماد الشاذين...

اليمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية...



آتية عبر شق في الجدار...

على متن فيضان وهمي من الكحول...

من الحساب المذهل...

لصلاة على جبل...

الذي لا أدعي مطلقاً فهمها...

آتية عبر الصمت...

من على ظهر رصيف الخليج...

من الشجعان، البواسل والمهشمون...

من قلب "الشفروليه"...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المذتحدة الأمريكية...




آتية من أحزان الشوارع...

من الأماكن المقدسة حيث تلتقي الأعراق والأمم...

من شوارع الاجرام...

التي تتسرب إلى كل مطبخ...

لتقرر من الذي يخدم ومن الذي يأكل...

من آبار الخيبة...

حيث تسجد النساء لتصلي...

لرحمة الله في صحرائنا...

والصحاري النائية...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المدتحدة الأمريكية...




ابحر نحو... هيا ابحر...
هيا يا سفينة الدولة الجبارة...

ابحري نحو شطآن العوز...

متفادية شعب الجشع...

عبر صرخات الحقد...

ابحري... هيا ابحري... ابحري وابحري...



إنها قادمة إلى أمريكيا أولاً...

مهد الأفضل والأسوأ...
إنه هنا حيث عرفوا المجال الواسع...

وآلية التغيير...

وهنا عرفوا العطش الروحي...

وهنا تتفسخ العائلات...

وهنا حيث يقول المستوحشون...

أن على القلوب أن تتفتح...

بطريقة جوهرية...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المدتحدة الأمريكية...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المدتحدة الأمريكية...




آتية مع ومن النساء والرجال...

يا حبيبتي... لنمارس الحب مجدداً...

سوف ننحدر إلى القعر...

الأنهار ستبكي...

والجبال ستهتف... آمين... آمين...

إنها آتية مثل السيل الجارف...

في ظل التمايل القمري...

امبراطوري.. غامض...

في عرض غرامي...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المدتحدة الأمريكية...



ابحر... وابحر...



أنا عاطفي... أتعرف ما أعني...

أحب البلد ولكني لا أطيق المشهد...

وأنا لا يساري ولا يميني...

أنا سأبقى في منزلي الليلة...

ضائع في تلك الشاشة الصغيرة البائسة...

ولكني أكثر عنادا من أكياس القمامة التي لا يفنيها الزمن...

أنا سقط المتاع ولكني لا زلت صامد ومتمسك بتلك الباقة البرية...

الديمقراطية آتية إلى الولايات المدتحدة الأمريكية...



إياك أن تدعوني "شاعر"... بعد هذه القصيدة...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The Good-news and the Bad-news



Beauty is not everything !!








The good news is that Obama was won
the bad news is that we shall no more see Sarah Palin

The good news is we have almost finished with George Bush
the bad news is that there was , at all, a George Bush

The good news is that most of the USA politicians
admit that the War in Iraq was a mistake
and the bad news is that there is no more Iraq,
as we knew it.

The good news is that Palestinian factions are going soon
to negotiate a reconciliation , in Cairo
and the bad news is that such a people
with such a misery and such suffering are even divided.

The good news is that all governments shall support and rescue
bankers and financial institutions
the bad news is that they are not ,at all, the victims
but rather the perpetrators.

The good news is that Obama is not from Ku Klux Clan,
and the bad news is that he is ,anyhow, an American .


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
having the best-bad-news. .....

Friday, November 7, 2008

Obama,Democracy and my memory


It is not what you are that counts,
but it is , rather , what you do......




Obama is maybe black but it is not
because of something he has done.

Obama is born Muslim , but is this is nothing special
because there are a Billion born Muslim.

Obama is a Democrat but again ,I ask you ,
what do Democrats that Republicans do not also do ??

Obama is a US-citizen , voted into office by the Americans,
thanks to another 365 Million Dollars campaign- budget.

If electing a Black-President is classified as being Democracy
then the whole of Africa is democratic !!

If electing a Muslim-born is democratic
then 35 Muslim-countries can be also democratic !!

And none is the case !!

How many Black Presidents are democratic ??
How many Muslim leaders are democratic ??
How many black-Muslim- presidents are......... .??
How US Presidents promoted democracy ??

Rest assured that the change is not coming
only ........another president... ...

Let us remind each other 4 years from now
or even 8 years !!


Raja Chemayel
someone with a long memory

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

8 Years After

George Bush wanted to bring democracy to Iraq
instead he brought destruction, Haly-Burton and Al Ka'eeda.

George Bush wanted to make War of Terror in Afghanistan
instead he brought a surge in opium plantation and export.

George Bush wanted to bring Peace to Palestine
instead he brought us a Road-Map that led us
from nowhere to the far away Annapolis.


Today the fourth of November 2008
the USA is electing yet another George Bush
only the name will change
and probably the colour of the skin ,too.



Sherlock Hommos
04.11.2008