Friday, January 11, 2008

Bush visits Gaza....Incognito

George Bush visiting today Israel,
has heard that there are Palestinian-Christians in Gaza
and that some Christians celebrate Christmas now in January.

George thought it would be a good thing if he offers
support to the Christian Palestinians exclusively
so that jealousy and favouritism might split the Palestinian society.
Like in the Lebanon.....or Serbia.....or Bosnia.....etc.....

Dressed as a Santa Claus and with a bag full of presents,
he went to visit a Palestinian-Christian family in Gaza ,
of course.

Once there,
George noticed that Palestinian-Christians are
as bad as ......the Palestinian-Muslims ,
and there is no difference at all
because both are Ayrabs and Terrorists
" who want the destruction of Israel" ,
so they say.......

It was too late to leave and to go back to Tel Aviv,
with his presents.
Still ,George wanted to somehow abort his nice deed, as a Santa.

When everybody sat down for the distribution of the presents

George , the Santa , asked to the parents :
Why are the children so thin and meagre ??

The mother answered :
This is Gaza you know ? Dear Santa !
The Children do not eat well nor enough

George , the Santa, stood up promptly and said :
What do I hear ?? ......those children do not eat well ??
they must be punished for that disobedience
I shall leave back and not give the children any presents !!

Which he did immediately .
and took back to Israel those presents.

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
free-lance-reporter-in Gaza.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

The other Wall and that other president

As a great tradition of the Republicans especially ,
and US Presidents generally ,
great moments request great speeches.

Do you remember President Roro Reagan , when standing in Berlin
in front of that Wall ??
he said : Mr. Gorbachev please tear down that wall !!

Obviously , George Wall Bush being a Republican
and also a US President he would have to produce now
something , or anything historical fit to the occasion
of his historical visit today, to the Stolen-Land..........

His speech-writer is not accompanying him to Israel
so I was asked instead, to write him an appropriate speech
fit to Jerusalem and fit to that Wall around it......
not the Wall of the Old-city but the other Wall
the one which holds back the sick children
and holds back the pregnant women too.

So , anytime now , you will see George W Bush
on your TV screen ,making another historical speech,
just like Reagan did ..

He will say ,during that speech tomorow ,
in front of that Wall........loud and clear :
Mr. Abbas , please tear down that Wall !!

Of course ,
because the USA blames the Palestinians for that ugly Wall.....
Israelis have the right "to defend themselves"
but the Palestinians are not allowed
to stand in front of.............. the Israeli-Bullets !!

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
a Devil's speech-writer

Monday, January 7, 2008

Bush shall visit the Near East.

I have the strong suspicion that Bush might
do a surprise visit to Beirut .

And who knows !!
maybe the Beirutees have a surprise welcome for him !!!

His car shall not be blown up
unless the Mossad is in a hurry to have Cheney

He shall not be shot by a sniper
because the CIA can wait until Hilary comes

He shall be kidnapped and held hostage
because Syria wants to exchange Bush
for the Golan-Heights.

Eventually Bush might very briefly also visit Baghdad
to inaugurate a new-prison+torture-centre
to be named after him.

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
chairman of the welcome-committee

Sunday, January 6, 2008

The recipe for Democracy

Drawing by Ben Heine

If and when ,
we all were wrong and that the USA and the UK
went to Iraq really to restore Democracy
then why did they revive and reinstall ,
in that same Iraq ?? :

Ahmed Chalaby
Religious fanaticism

Did Democracy change all its basic-essential- components ??
can you make any omelet without the eggs, at least ??

Sherlock Hommos
free-lance-democrat iser