Saturday, June 9, 2007

Borat saves the day !!

From: raja chemayel
To: borat@missiles.us


Do not mind those new anti-Missiles-Radar-installations
George W. Bush wanted to set up , in Poland and the Czech Republic..

Because , Vladimir Putin shall sell to George another Radar-installations
based in Kazakhstan.... or Azerbaijan...near Missilestan(second-hand but re-furbished and with 5 years warranty)

Probably , it mus be Borat who arranged that last-minute-dealat the G8 meeting......

Besides that , the Weapons of Mass Destruction of Iraq
have been already found and secured in Disney-World.
And the Atom Bomb of Iran is still on the drawing-board.

The world is much safer with Borat around
and without Bush !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
real estate agent for missed opportunities
9Th of June 2007

Friday, June 8, 2007

Who is complaining ??

From: raja chemayel
To:
complaining@who.lb

In the Lebanon
we have a Prime Minister who is very much liked by Condi Rice
we have Fateh el Islam who is very liked by Prince Bandar of Saudi
we have a President who has had his mandate extended and later
those who have extended it, are complaining why he stayed longer ?
We have Israel in the South wishing to re-enter but wants the Unifil to protect it
We have Syria who physically got out , although Lebanon is still inside Syria
We have Sunni fanatics trying to liberate us from what is left over of our secularism
We have a Shi'aa popular army who does not want any civil-war
We have a silent majority which run out of rhetoric's
We have Palestinian refugees as human-shields for Fateh el Islam
We have a Druze minority which makes any chameleon become jealous
We have United Nation's soldiers defending Israel borders
and also sealing the borders with Syria and watching our beautiful coasts.
We have an international tribunal to judge on an international farce
We have more international VIP's visiting the Maronite Patriarch
than our National Museum have seen tourists.
We have bombs equality spread to all areas and to all the sects.
We have only Syria+Iran on the accusations list !!
all others are innocent !!

Otherwise we cannot complain,
because France and Europe will inject some money in our economy
and the USA is arming our Military and CIA+Saudi arming our fanatics
and our Arab brothers help everybody,,,,...and I mean everybody !!

Sherlock Hommos
investigator !!

8th of June....40 years later !!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Egocentric-loyal-members

From: raja chemayel
To:
free@mason.il

The Free-Masons (Freemasons)
and the Jews...

Let us compare the Freemasons with my cousins , the Jews.


What difference do we find ?
Hardly any !!
both are made of different nationalities
both are made of different races
both come from different cultures
both speak several languages ,among each other
both claim to be one exclusive-entity.
both discriminate you if your not one of them.


The major difference is that the Jews claim to be as one people
which is no more their case , since the year 0066.
When the Freemasons claim one fraternity, which is correct.

Another difference is that Jews would like to steal Palestine
and the Freemasons would like to steal only a Temple of Jerusalem !!


Otherwise they are much comparable to each other
in the fact that they are :
organised-clubs of egocentric-loyal-members.


Therefore in my opinion the Freemason are more honest to themselves
and more plausible too, among those two apartheid-based groups.

Try to ask for an Aspirin from a Freemason, when you are not one of them !!
Or try to ask the hand of the daughter from the other....



Raja Chemayel
no more a Jew..........since 2010 years
and never a Freemason , neither.
07.06.07

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

40 years ago


"Tears of the Resistance", by Ben Heine, Tlaxcala



40 years ago
Israel was called the Stolen Land
and the West Bank was ruled by Jordan.
Today the West Bank is called occupied
and Israel is called Israel-proper.....
The Golan Height were natural-Syrian-height
and today Golan produces " Israeli-wines "
Jerusalem was Multi-religious,
ruled by a Muslim King
who recognised Jesus and Moses.
Today Jerusalem is home for the Russian Mafia
and the Ethiopian "African-black-Semites" ,
none of them knows Jesus nor Mohammad....!!

40 years ago
Israel was only 19 years old
and the Canaanites were already then ,
older than history !! and older than Abraham !!

40 years ago
Palestine was either robbed by the Zionists
or ruled by the Hashemites
or simply made of refugees waiting for the return-trip back home .

40 years ago
The world was told that Israel was
"invaded by 200 million Arabs"

Today we know who invaded whom
and who lost 95% of its planes before breakfast
while still on the ground.They never took-off.

40 years ago
Arab Armies were fighting with weapons
left over from the Second-world-war
while Israel had better equipments than any
other NATO country.
40 years later Israel has still kept all
the technological advantages.

40 years ago
Iraq asked permission to join the war and was refused
Lebanon did not ask any permission nor did it use one bullet

40 years ago
I played bass-guitar in a Pop-Band
and sang " I can get no....Satisfaction"
today I still did not find satisfaction
and I lost my guitar.....

40years ago
Israel stole 200% of what is supposed to be "Israel"
and today they might give us back half of it
as being the price of Peace.....
and consequently keeping 100% of Palestine.

40 years later
Israel invited and imported more new-Jewish-emigrants
than there are Palestinian-refugees thrown out of it , in 1948.

40 years later
more Israelis have left their so-called Promised land
seeking a new future outside that stolen-land.
With a new-passport and a fake national-identity,
using the Zionist-state only as a " passport of convenience"

40 year of occupation
and UN resolutions are not applied nor implemented
nor respected nor valid nor applicable nor executed.....
40 years ago Israel was requested by a UN-resolution
to withdraw from the West Bank and from Jerusalem......

40 years ago
Egypt was still an Arab country
Libya has had USA-Army-Bases on its soil.
Algeria was only 5 years old
The Emirates and Oman were British
Iran was a Pahlawee-ranch
Jordan was a Hashemite-Ranch ( and still is)
A Barrel of Arab-Oil was for seven US Dollars.

40 years ago
my fellow-Students in my German-university asked me
"why Yemen and Morocco invaded Israel ??"...... in 1967.

I had to explain to them that Yemen and Israel have
borders !!

40years from now....I shall not be here
and hopefully neither would be, that Promised-State !!

Raja Ibrahim Khalil Chemayel
the Fifth of June 2007
PS:
Attached is a photo from 4Th of June 1967
one day before......the 5Th. June 1967
I am the one with the mic..



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