Showing posts with label Olmert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Olmert. Show all posts

Saturday, April 17, 2010

All the way, from the Ukraine to Jerusalem

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he should have stayed home.....in Ukraine
Jerusalem......
the city of Peace
the most Holy place for all religions
where all the prophets once have passed.

Whether you are religious or not
this city has a mythical value
and spiritual attraction.

Nothing is new , in what I write now.

But ,
lately we hear and see about a huge corruption scandal
involving Ehud Olmert when he was the Mayor there.


And I ask myself ,
why would that Ukrainian-crook
pretend to be Semite, pretend to be from Abraham's house
and then move to steal Palestine... including Jerusalem
and then become the Mayor in that city
only so that he can ,some day, collect the bribes
from a US-Jew-Millionaire..........??

The answer is obvious :
because Olmert is a crook and a Zionist
( although one of those 2, is a sufficient crime )

If Olmert would have stayed in Ukraine
he could have also become a Mayor
and also could have collected  bribes.
I am sure many millionaires , jews ,christians or muslems,
would have bought  Mr. Olmert , in Ukraine , as well.

Therefore,
becoming a Zionist and then stealing Palestine
would have being absolutely not necessary for Olmert nor for  a million-crooks like him, too.

Sherlock Hommos
anti-fraud-brigade

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Guess who was at that Parade ??

only the uniforms , differ...... .!!


Some French-politicians have expressed their dismay
and objection about the presence of President al Assad
in Paris recently during the Conference and the Parade of 14Th July.

I must accept their opinion,
first because of Freedom of opinions
and secondly , because I am not the owner of Paris.


But I wounder if those human-rights- activists
would have looked closely at the Presidential Tribune.
to see that President Assad was not the only "dictator" attending.

He was the youngest one ,
thus others would have done more
naughty things in their lives
..........n' est ce pas ?? mon cher ami.


But there was also a chosen-Tyrant
(or the chosen- human-rights- abuser)
and he was not disturbing those same
French-democracy- lovers.
Not only he was the chosen-guest. ....
he was the holder of
the longest wall
the longest siege
the longest ethnic-cleansing
the longest expansion
the longest aggression
and longest occupation.

Funny !!
how could they have missed noticing him ???
were all, human-rights- activists, so short-sighted ??
or simply one-side-short-sighted ??

Sherlock Hommos
observateur des observations obscenes
observer of the obscene observations

17 July 2008


Sunday, June 1, 2008

The last crime.....


he replaced "the man of Peace"



For the record:
we noted that Paul Wolfowitz was sent home
not for planing the invasion of Iraq
but for overpaying his lover/secretary.

For the record:
we note that Ehud Olmert will be sent home
not for slaughtering Jennin , or bombing Beirut
or strangling Gaza....
but for accepting bribes
from a US-Jewish-Millionaire.


Conclusion :
the last-crime hides all others !!


Sherlock Hommos
The first day of June 2008

الجريمة الأخيرة
للمعلومية
لاحظنا أن بول ولفويتز أرسل إلى بيته (طرد من الوظيفة)
ليس للتخطيط لغزو العراق، كلا
بل لدفعه راتبا لعشيقته/أمينة سره المحدد على جدول الرواتب

وكذلك للعلم بالشيء ولا للجهل به
نلاحظ أن صاحب نعمة ولفويتز، إيهود أولمرت، سيطرد من وظيفته أيضاً

(وكأن السرقة مهنة غير معروفة عند بني صهيون
لا لزوم لحك الدماغ... ممن يقيم في بيتي وبيتك الأن؟؟؟)
كلا.... ليس لذبح جنين... ولا لقصفه بيروت

... ولا حتى لخنقه غزة... كلا وألف
كلا وألف كلا... بل لقبوله رشوة...
من صديقه المليونير اليهودي المافياوي الأمريكي
استنتاج
الجريمة الأخيرة تغطي على كل ما بسقها


شرلوك بن هولمز
الأول من شهر حزيران/يونيو 2008
الترجمان: أديب قعوا

Friday, June 29, 2007

After-retirement Jobs

From: raja chemayel
To:
retirement@jobcenter.uk

After retiring as Prime Minister , Tony Blair becomes a
Peace-envoy and Peace-Negotiator for the Middle East........

This grotesque absurdity has nonetheless inspired me
to try to figure out what other jobs could other persons do
after their retirement , while following that same logic.

Dr. Henry Kissinger :
President of the relief-association for the victims of Agent-Orange.

Bill Clinton :
general Secretary for the league of defence against sexual harassment's.

Shimon Peres:
Director of the association of the friends of Yasser Arafat .

Ralph Nader :
President of the Board of Directors of General Motors inc.

Mahmoud Abbas :
Treasurer and banker for the Hamas-supporters-club.

Salman Rushdie:
Vice-President of the anti-blasphemy-associations

Miles Davis :
President of the association for the conservation of Barock-music.

Ehud Olmert:
Curator of the Chatila and Sabra Memorial Museum

George Bush :
General secretary of The Ben-Ladin-Demolition-Club's-Veterans.

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
almost-retired-hypocritologue
29.06.07


PS :
even Raja Chemayel could retire as the new Propaganda-Minister for Israel