The better one.

 The Lebanese parliament

is older than the State of Israel.

If the the "only democracy in the Middle East"

would be, allegedly , the state of Israel,

then what about the Lebanon ??,

in which,

presidents are elected and the parliament also

in which ,

presidents do leave at the end of their terms

in which,

a new parliament comes each 4 years

The difference (with Israel) is also that the Lebanon

A) never occupied any body's home nor any other country

C) never annexed villages nor any properties

D) never bombed its neighbours

E) does not have 11.547 political prisoners.

F) never did build a wall around human-beings

G) has all its minorities represented in its system

H) is giving refuge to the victims of the State of Israel

Therefore if there is only one democratic state :

then it is rather the Republic of the Lebanon

and if there are two ;

then the Republic of the Lebanon is the better one.

Sherlock Hommos

a Lebanese on the Amstel

 

لا منطقي... لا قانوني... "إسرائيلي"... Illogic,illegal,Israel

 

 

على "إسرائيل" أن تبني المزيد من المستعمرات

لأن إيران ستصبح يوماً ما دولة نووية

 

"إسرائيل" غزت لبنان ستة مرات

لأن، الفلسطينيين كانوا عل حد من الجرأة ليطالبوا بحقوقهم

 

"إسرائيل" حاصرت وجوعت غزة

لأن، حماس فازت بانتخابات حرة

 

"إسرائيل" تحصل على مساعدات مالية هائلة من الولايات المتحدة

لأن مياه البحر الميت مالحة جداً!!!

 

"إسرائيل" تدعى "الديمقراطية الوحيدة" في...

لأن، الولايات المتحدة تدعم جميع الدكتاتوريات الأخرى.!

 

قد يهاجر جميع يهود العالم إلى فلسطين

لأن الفلسطينيين طردوا منها...

 

يتوجب وجود 625 حاجز في فلسطين المحتلة 1967

لأن الفلسطينيين يتنقلون من قرية لأخرى!!!

لأن... هذه الرقاعة مسلحة حتى الأسنان وقوية جداً

يجب على الجميع أن يعانوا

وبالتالي يجب أن يعتبروا غير منطقيين ولا قانونيين

استنتاجات--صهيونية
يجب بناء جدار جديد حول إيران

على جميع الفلسطينيين أن ينضموا للأسكيمو

المياه اللبنانية يجب أن تحول إلى فلسطين المحتلة

يجب إعادة الأهرامات إلى "إسرائيل"

مطبخ البيت الأبيض يجب أن يتبع نظام "الكوسير"

 

المهندس مصطفى روزينبلوم

آري-سامي!!!!

المترجم المحلف: أديب قعوار

فلسطيني... عربي

بالرغم عن الدنيا كلها

Israel is, itself, a caricature
of a faked- history.

Israel needs to build more illegal settlements
because, Iran shall one day have a nuclear bomb.

Israel invaded the Lebanon 6 times
because, Palestinians are daring to ask for their National-rights

Israel besieges and starves Gaza
because, Hamas has won one fair election.

Israel gets huge financial support from the USA
because, the Dead-Sea is very salty.

Israel is called the "only democracy "
because , the USA supports all the other dictatorships.

All the Jews worldwide may immigrate to Palestine
because, the Palestinians were thrown out of it
and may not even return...... ....

652 Check points are needed in the Occupied-Palestine
because,  Palestinians do move from one village to another.

Because, this Absurdity is well armed and is so powerful
everyone else must suffer
and then eventually be declared illogical or illegal.

Israeli-Conclusions :
A new wall must also surround  Iran
all Palestinian must join the Eskimos
Lebanese waters must be channeled into  Israel
The Pyramids must be returned to Israel
The White house kitchens must turn Kosher.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
an Aryan-Semite

The second "only-democracy...."

He does not agree with Judge Goldstone

The Richard Goldstone report on the War on Gaza

is 2.500 pages long........ ......3 hours after its publication ( a moth ago)

the Israeli spokesman criticised it as "Biass" and one sided.

Judge Goldsone replied that this Israeli-spokesman "can read much too fast"

all those 2.500 pages....... ..
and that he can make even an opinion, equally as fast !!

Never mind this spokesman , it is reassuring to know that

Judge Goldstone is , accidentally a Jew .......

therefore "anti-semitism" is not a possible accusation.. . nor a motive.

The Human rights commission of the UN

will no refer it to UN Security Council

while , as expected .....and as we are acquainted to see,

the USA shall inflict its VETO on any condemnation

and any subsequent TRIAL....... .

Thus , Hamas ban re reassured that it will not have to appear

in the Hague International Criminal Court to answer the accusations

of trying to liberate its own country , by sending its missiles

on the houses of its occupiers... .

Bravo Hamas !!,

now Hamas has also earned the title of :

"Only democracy in the Middle East "

............ ......... .just like Israel !!

For once ,
the victim and the agressor are equal....
There is Justice....after all !!

Sherlock Hommos

Human-rights- inspector