Three women with a scarf.

Two are "Black",

one is an Arab

but,

all three wear a scarf

Next time maybe ,

they will grant the Nobel Peace Prize

to another three women 

who shall all wear a veil instead of a scarf.

Which means that the dress 

does not make the woman !!

Mary of Nazareth wore a veil

and she gave us the greatest-human.

The daughter of the Prophet Mohammad

did not wear a veil

and she was a great army general.

Raja Chemayel

The Road-Map for Peace

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The road-map-trap !!

The road-map-to-Peace
is a map which no one has ever seen,
except George W. Bush...............and the Devil.

I have had the luck to look into my Cristal-ball
and I saw it .......


I shall describe it to you :

1-
It has no direction pointing North
and the South is yet to be invented
while East and West never meet !!.
2-
Roads start and end-up......at the same points.
3-
Jews have the priority whether coming from the left
or from the right side. Of course Ashkenazim-jews
have priority above the Sephardi-jews........etc....
4-
Speed-limits apply only to Palestinians
who are not allowed to park anywhere.
5-
Traffic lights  are on green when the settlers drive
and on red when journalists and reporters want to visit them.
6-
If you enter into a roundabout , you cannot get out
unless you recognise the State of Zion , in advance .
7-
The Scales on this map varies depending on who is using it.
8-
Entrances are shown only to the Russians and Ethiopians
while the sign " Exit" is written only in Arabic.
9-
You may read this text while thinking of the song:
"Hotel California".........


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
"welcome to the hotel Arabophobia.......such a lovely place !!

Pissing on Peace prizes !!!

George did not get one !!!

Obama gets a Nobel Peace Prize
what for ??
he just has got in !! this is a premature-delivery !!!

Is this prize for his speech in Cairo
in front of a hand-picked-selected-audience
or just because...............he has the same sun-tan as Martin-Luther-King ??

Is this prize for admitting that Bush got in Iraq
what Saddam Hussein has promised us , long before the invasion .

Is this prize for offering medical-help-security
in the richest society on this planet ??

Is it for bombing civilians in Kandahar ??


I don't know !!

But I suspect that this prize is exclusively as a reward
for failing to stop even illegal-buildings....in Palestine .
For failing to reign in a wild-dog-Netanyahu ??

Why should I bother writing any satire....anymore
when even Henry Kissinger got the same prize
and Itzhak Rabin too.

Good night !!
I am going to bed early .



Sherlock Hommos
Pissing on Peace-prizes

"Environmentally-friendly-fuels"!!! "محروقات صديقة للبيئة"!!!!"

Now that Mr. Al Gore might reconsider seriously
the Presidency of the United States of America .

Now that George Bush has ran out of lies
and US voters might have finally found out ,
just who he really is.

We presume that the next President in the White-house
shall use environmentally-friendly-fuels in his B52 Bombers
when they shall drop their next Atomic-Bombs on Iran.

Who knows ??..........
One day all the US-Bombers shall be equipped with non-harmful-fuels !!!


"A small step for nature-preservation
and a huge step for inhumanity !! "


Please note also that it will be the first Atomic Bomb
dropped by a Nobel Peace Prize winner....!!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom

كيف يحاول مستر آل غور بجدية
إعادة النظر بقضية رئاسة الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية...
ولما كانت جعبة الرئيس جورج بوش قد فرغت من الأكاذيب...
واكتشف الموطنون الأمريكيون بعد طول لأي...
حقيقة هذا"الرجل"...
نقد بأن الرئيس القادم الذي سيحتل "البيت الأبيض"...
سيملأ خزانات طائراته أل B52 بوقود صديق للطبيعة...
عندما سيسقطون قنابلهم الذرية في المستقبل على إيران...

من يدري...
من يدري سوف يأتي يوم تزود به جميع قاذفات القتابل الأمريكية بوقود غير ضار!!!
"خطوة بسيطة للحفاظ على البيئة
وخطوة هائلة نحو اللإنسانية!!!!"


ملاحظة مهمة: ستكون هذه أول قنبلة ذرية...
سيأمر بالقائها رئيس أمريكي حائز على جائزة نوبل للسلام........!!!!!

المهندس مصطفى روزنبلوم

ترجمة: أديب قعوار