Showing posts with label congress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label congress. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

81 US Congressmen and women as Human Shield

 A  waist of time
and
a waist of democracy
When , 81 Members of the US-Congress
are visiting the State of Zion ,
how many are left over still working in Washington ??
Are they rehearsing for the funerals of Ariel Sharon ?
or they came just to watch the Wall.....??
  
Most probably ,
Israel shall use those 81 Congressmen
as a human-shield against any outbreak of any Truth  !!
Raja Chemayel

Friday, December 17, 2010

The Difference between........

http://www.uncoverage.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sarah-palin-with-giant-fish.jpg

A fish ,
 has caught Sarah






what is the difference between
Taliban and Al Qua´eeda ??


what is the difference between
The PLO and the PA ??

what is the difference between
Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood ??

what is the difference between
Occupied Palestine and the West Bank  ??

what is the difference between
Arabism and Islamism

what is the difference between
a Burka and a Hijab  ??

what is the difference between
Mr. Mubarack and Mr.Barrack  ??

what is the difference between
Dahran and Tehran  ??

what is the difference between
Arabian Gulf and the Persian Gulf  ??

what is the difference between
The Hashemite Kingdom and Zannusi Kingdom  ??

what is the difference between
an Arab and  a Muslem ??



If you can answer a least one correctly
then you may be elected to the US Congress

If you can answer two correctly
then you may become  US State Secretary

if you can answer three correctly
then you may be director at CBS or Fox or CNBC


if you have no correct answer at all
then you may be  Sarah Palin.



Sherlock Hommos
questionomist

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Congress and the Golan




http://aboard-akka.com/photos/2005israel/israeli-golan-heights.jpg
The Golan,
where not even King David ever was...



It leaked out from the meetings between
Nathaniahu and President Obama ,
that the later
insisted on repossessing
the Congress ........

when in return , Mr. Nathiniahu may keep
the Golan Heights.



Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
wire-tapping-expert

Monday, July 7, 2008

When need be.....


Israel uses a Bulldozer to draw its border-lines
Israel uses Tanks to fight school-children
Israel uses F16 ,to re-write History
Israel uses Cherokee-fighter- helicopters to subdue Gaza farmers
Israel uses Anti-Semitism to practise its own apartheid
Israel uses the USA to invade and to destabilise Iraq
Israel uses the old-testament to establish a modern-state
Israel uses the Holocaust to justify its own massacres
Israel uses its Terror to fight the Freedom-fighters
Israel uses US-Tax-money to re-invest it in Africa and Eastern Europe
Israel uses German-war-compensa tions to build its prisons
Israel uses its spies in the USA to steal American-secret- technologies.
Israel uses the US Congress to control the White-House
Israel uses the US-Senate to steer the US-foreign-policies
Israel uses religion to create a nation

Israel uses imperialism and makes it even pay for it.....
Israel uses even Jesus ........... when need be !!


Raja Chemayel
07.07.08

Friday, July 13, 2007

the Exit-Strategy without Exit

The USA is looking for
an
Exit-Strategy.

Usually a victory , or any victory , is the most honourable-exit.
But in the absence of any kind of victory in Iraq ,
the USA is reduced to just looking for any exit
which they will later call it "exit-strategy" (or Strategy-exit)

Of course ,
and in the meantime , George Bush has changed 2 defence ministers
and 4 General-Chief of Staff not to forget the 4 different ambassadors.
All that in the search for the Exit-Strategy
as if the Strategy were to be the Exit , itself.

Anyhow ,
one million dead-Iraqis and 3 million Iraqi-displaced,
3600 dead-Marines and 125.774 wounded-disabled and four years later
the Strategy did not work and the Exit is not found.
President Saddam Hussein did not lie to us , when he called it
"The Mother of all Battles"
and it is not over yet.......
someone is still looking for the Exit
with less chances than the passengers on the Titanic.

Hollywood films always come up with a Happy-end
and George might soon find one (or even two) :

A- George might pull out the Hanoy-way
swiftly using the roof of the Embassy
and then blame it on the Congress
who has stopped the funds to Halliburton !!
or
B- Blame the Iraqi Government of Mr.Whatshisname Maliki
for not synchronising the traffic lights in Baghdad
and for not reducing the CO2 emissions from all the car-bombs.
Upon which the USA shall redraw completely with the exception
of Abou Ghureib Prison which shall become a Memorial Museum called
"The first signs of Democracy in the land of Hammurabi"



It is how things end that matters.... !!
of course we all knew that George came to protect his way of life
of course "12 millions Iraqis went to vote"
of course George came to collect those Weapons , big, dangerous and ugly !!
But this Congress and that Maliki spoilt it all !!
Give George 2 or 3 more decades and he shall fix-it !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Exit expert

الولايات المتحدة تبحث عن
إستراتيجية خروج (فرار)

في العادة النصر، أي نصر، هو أشرف _ مخرج
ولكن بعدم وجود أي نوع من النصر في العراق،
انحدرت الولايات المتحدة إلى درك البحث عن أي مخرج...
الذي سيدعونه عندما يتم... "إستراتيجية الخروج" أو (خروج الإستراتيجية)

بالطبع،
وفي هذا الأوان، جورج W. بوش أقال عدد 2 من وزراء دفاعه
وعدد 4 من رؤساء أركانه... ولا ننسى عدد 4 من السفراء
وكل ذلك في سبيل البحث عن إستراتيجية للخروج (الهروب)
كما لو أن الإستراتيجية يجب أن تكون الخروج (الهرب)

وبالتأكيد
مليون ماتوا في العراق وتشرد 3 ملايين
3600 قتيل من المارينز و 125774 جريح--- معاق... وبعد 4 من السنين...
الإستراتيجية لم تنجح وطريقة الخروج (الهرب) لا تزال غير معروفة...
الرئيس صدام لم يكذب علينا، عندما سماها "أم المعارك"...
التي لا تزال محتدمة......
ولا يزال هناك من يبحث عن مخرج (مهرب)...
وحظوظ النجاح أقل عددا من عدد ضحايا "التيتانك"...

للأفلام الهولودية دائماً... نهاية سعيدة...
وقد يجد جورج في المستقبل القريب واحدة (أو حتى اثنتين)

أ – قد يتبنى جورج طريقة-هانوي...
مستخدماً.. وبسرعة فائقة... سطح سفارته...
وطبعا سيلقي المسؤولية على الكونجرس... ولا نقول مسكين الكونجرس....
الذي أوقف الإعتمادات "لهليبورتون"...

أو...
ب – رمي المسؤولية على "حكومة" مستر مالكي... (أهذا اسمه) العراقية...
لأنه لم ينظم توقيت أضواء إنارة الشوارع البغدادية (عندما يكون هناك نصف ساعة من التيار الكهربائي في أل 24 ساعة...
وتخفيف ثاني أكسيد الكربون المنبعث من السيارات المفخخة!!!
وعلى هذا الأساس ستسحب الولايات المتحدة وحلفائها قواتها بشكل كامل... باستثناء...
سجن أبو غريب الذي سيصبح متحف تذكاري سيدعى...
"أول معالم الديمقراطية في أرض شريعة حمو رابي"...

هل جرت العادة أن تنتهي الأمور هكذا...!!!!
جميعنا نعرف أن جورج أتى ليحمي طريقته الخاصة بالحياة....
أكيد أن "12 مليون عراقي ذهبوا إلى صناديق الاقتراع"...!!!
بالتأكيد جورج جاء إلى بلاد ما بين النهرين ليجمع هذه الأسلحة... الكبيرة، الخطيرة، والبشعة...!!!!
ولكن هذا الكونجرس وذاك المالكي خربوا الدنيا!!!
فقط أفسح المجال لجورج فقط عقدين أو ثلاثة من الزمن فأنه سيصلح الأمور!!!!

المهندس مصطفى روزنبلوم

ترجمة: أديب قعوار

Friday, July 6, 2007

The Senate, the Congress and their knowledge


The Majority of the Members of the US-Senate
and of the US-Congress hardly ever knew ,
three years ago, that Iraq is composed
of Sunni's and Shi'aa (among others).

And now , so it seems , they all presumably do know that......

But how many of those "law and decision-makers"
do know the differences between Sunni and Shi'aa ??

And secondly , and if ever any difference there is ,
why do all clean-Sunni and all clean-Shi'aa hate the USA ??
while the dirty and opportunist ones side with George Bush !!


Besides all that , does the Senate and the Congress
actually know how to build any Democracy in Iraq with :
150.000 invading Marines
93.000 hired mercenaries
187 Mossad- saboteurs
26 Kurdish-war-lords
147 Arab-Tribal-Chiefs
and with 1.055 Mullahs
whether being, Sunni or Shi'aa !!


Raja Chemayel


PS :
I wanted to call this text " the Recipe for Democracy"
but Israel has the copy-writes and Trademark on "Democracy"....