Saturday, June 16, 2007

And the winner is.................

From: raja chemayel
To: prison@cells.il

Hamas and Abbas do not agree on anything, anymore
Hamas has confiscated all the air-conditioned- Mercedes of Abbas
and......
Abbas has cloned a new Government with instant-ministers
out of the deep-freezer...

Democracy and the free-clean-elections-results
are taken over by the "moderate"

Those " moderate " who benefited of the blessings of ( R&R )
Rice and Rumsfeld are taking over the reigns of the prison.

Hamas will be declared as illegal by a Palestinian President
or to be more accurate by a moderate-Palestinian-President

Again we see a striking-similarity with the Lebanese-scene
where the Parliament who voted for the extension of the mandate
of the Presidency , want him , today, to leave earlier,
When in Palestine the President wants the government to leave earlier.
a perfect Mirror-picture............

Give me the Baghdad-formula anytime !!
there you have ustopia at work.......

a Puppet President never bothering the Puppet-Prime-Minister
creating a idealistic background for Muslims to burn each others
mosques and to bring the Christian-Iraqis so desperate that they leave
and emigrate to other Christian-countries who will treat them very soon
as "Arabs"...or rather as "Ayyrabs".......anyhow !

Back to Gaza ,
and to the fear of a division of Palestine
as if anything else has ever happened since 1948 !
as if when the in-mates of a huge prison fight among each other
to get the best prison-cells for themselves......
Hamas get a prison-cell with a view on the Mediterranean sea
and Abbas gets a prison-cell with a view on Jerusalem.

And the (real) winner is.........
third place the Fiji-Islands
second place Nicaragua
and the first place , the State of Zion !!

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
real-estate agent for prison-cells
16Th of June....40 years later.........and still nowhere !

Friday, June 15, 2007

How to change the Majority

From: raja chemayel
To:
best@israel.us

In the Lebanon
there are 3 ways to reach a Parliamentarian Majority
1- Saad el Hariri usually buys them , at a wholesale price.
or
2- but his opposition blows them up , probably.
or
3- someone , who does not like both ,
does blow them up
and put the blame on Syria.
But if you blame Syria !!
you cannot go wrong,
because the USA will back you up
you will be called a "Democracy-lover-promoter-moderate"
and the EU shall pump a lot of money , up yours !
But if you blame Israel and/or the CIA
you will be called Axis of Evilor you will end up on the waiting-list
for a Guantanamo Bay Holidays.....
All this resembles Palestine today,
although in reverse order , where,
Mahmoud Abbas does the Job for Shin-Bet
in order to regain a Government of Majority.
So comparatively I say:
In Palestine the Majority for governance
can be reached by 2 ways only
:1- with the help of Shin-Bet
or2- with the help of M. Abbas and M. Dahlan
And in both cases , here also, you can blame Syria
and get all the related benefits......
and the good news is !!
that Saad el Hariri cannot buy Palestinian politicians
and M. Dahlan cannot compete with the Lebanese-power-Mafiosos.
and the bad news is :
yesterday and today Israel has enjoyed its best days in its short history :
1- Iraq is divided and its mosques are burning.
2- Lebanon is pulling up its sleeves ready for a Civil War
3- Palestinian civil war has started
4- Syria is in the accused box of a Kangaroo Tribunal
5- Iran will be bombed before it finishes building shelters, let alone building that A- Bomb
6- all Presidential Candidates in USA are lining up to ask for Israel's blessings.
7- Simon Perez becomes the President instead of being sent to the Hague International Criminal Court.
8- Ariel Sharon did not wake up from his coma.
Sherlock Hommos
15Th of June........40 years later

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Paul, George and God

From: raja chemayel
To: hivrit@wolfo.us



Do not blame George W. Bush for those failed Wars
in Iraq, Afghanistan and the Lebanon
and very soon also in Sudan and in Iran.

Because, allegedly , "God talked directly to George"
and that God talked, accidentally, in Hivrit,
a language which George does not fully understand.
(like the majority of other languages , too)
And most probably Paul Wolfowitz was his translator
because Paul speaks perfect Hivrit....
Consequently, do not blame God, for those Wars ,
just blame Paul !!
Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
translator from the Truth to the Scandals
14Th of June 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

15% evil , is less than 121%.....

From: raja chemayel
To: sixpercent@hundredpercent.il


Assuming thatthe Holocaust did actually happen
completely and exactly as the mainstream media has presented it.

Then we shall say that 40 million Nazi-Germans have
exterminated 6 million Jews.
Which is a ratio of 15%


Now let us compare this 62 years old Tragedy
to the contemporary victims of the State of Israel
otherwise known as Zionist-Israel .
4 Million Israelis have killed (in 60 years) about 120.000 Palestinians
and exiled another 850.000 refugees who became today
around the 2 millions refugees and another 2 million-dead-alive, like what the occupied-Palestinian today are . It adds up to around 4.850.000 victims
Which brings us to a ratio of 121%


If the humanity or rather if the inhumanity could be
calculated or could be rated arithmetically,
I would say that Nazi-Germany produced 15% criminality
and
Zionist-Israel produced 121% criminality
and or that
Zionist are 8 times worst than the Nazis, were to be .

Add to this tragedy the fact that the Zionists
are still non-stop-active and we all watch this on the TV , daily.


Raja Chemayel
not a revisionist but simply a realist
who likes arithmetical-argumentation.
13Th of June 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The best horse in the race...

From: raja chemayel
To:
horse@race.lb

Some accuse Fateh el Islam to be a pseudo-militia
planted by the CIA and Saudi Arabia in concert with
the Harriri Clan.....
I am one of those accusers.

Others ,
namely Harriri+CIA+Saudi accuse the same
Fateh el Islam to be a pseudo-militia planted by Syria .

I do not believe in this propagandist-theory.....

Why ??

Because Hezbollah is qualitatively and quantitatively
stronger and bigger and mightier than even
the Lebanese government's apparatus and Army.
Hezbollah even defeated Israel , in many cases.

And , at the same time , Hezbollah is a ally to Syria ,
which is a compliment to Syria itself.....

So my question would be :
When Hezbollah and Syria are anyhow
allied tactically and or strategically
then why would Syria still needs Fateh el Islam.


Second question :
when even Al Qua'eeda was once build on Saudi-Dollars
and on CIA logistics , then why not Fateh el Islam ??? also.


Conclusion :
when you have the best horse in a race
you do not bet on the seventh-grade-horse !!

Sherlock Hommos

expert on loosing horses ...
12Th of June 2007

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Tyrants of Tirana

From: raja chemayel
To: tiran@ush.al

this is the Tyrant of Tirana pictured with a Tyrant in Tirana


If you were wondering where on earth George Bush
can still be greeted by a real crowd ?
think again !!

No it is not Tel Aviv.... it is still too risky there
because any day the Mossad would like to see another US President

No Sir !!

It is in Albania , Tirana....
a country of a long tradition of freedom and democracy
somewhere where George Bush can be appreciated
and gets the welcome he deserves ...!!
somewhere where the crowds are real and genuine....spontaneous,natural !!
Probably also because Albania is a Moderate-Islamic-state.

As a matter of fact yesterday in Tirana I saw for the first time
George W. Bush walking towards a crowd and shaking hands !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
11Th of June 2007

Sunday, June 10, 2007

There is abortion....... and abortion

From: raja chemayel
To: pope@ush.us

Bush visited the Pope , yesterday.
They both agree on the anti-abortion issues.
But the Pope opposed the Iraq-War, in 2003 and now.

It is a pity, because,
if ever Papa and Mama Bush has had agreed on an Abortion ,
we would not have had such a Bush-Junior today
and not having a Bush-Junior means that
we would not have had the Iraq-War,neither
and not having has an Iraq-war ,
the World would have been much safer
and in a safer-world the Terrorists have less chances
and less excuses......to invade other countries !

Therefore,
I say that abortion, in that case, would have been very useful.


Sherlock Hommos
10Th of June 2007