Press release
NR. 45-886-NAG
As per date ,
all Arab and/or Muslim Journalists/ Reporters
and Correspondants
attending to any Press-Conference
must enter bear-footed.
(provided they use the right amount
of foot-deodorants !!!
prior to the conferences)
N.B.
Venezuelan-Reporter s may keep their shoes
but must abide by the deodorant-regulatio ns.
Salomon-David Footnote
Press-secretary- White-House
Washing-Tongue
Salomon-David Footnote
Press-secretary- White-House
Washing-Tongue
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