Wednesday, February 13, 2008

A salut to the Arch-Bishop of Canterburry





The Bishop of the Canterbury, the highest authority in the Anglican Churches and somehow the counter-partto the Catholic Pope , has made news lately.
He has proposed to offer an open-ear to the Sharia laws whereby some parts of it may be integrated into the British Law.
I welcome this proposal and congratulate the Anglican Churchfor having such an honest and open-minded Arch-Bishop.
Being myself a Christian-Arab , and more precisely a Protestant-Christia n-Arab , I am lucky to be able to understand the huge and numerous similarities between Islam and Christianity.

My late father used to say :
" I wish that the Prophet Mohammad could have had the correct version
of the Bible in his hands , and equally I wish that Martin Luther could have
read the holy Koran"
But my case is irrelevant here , what I welcome and salute is the open-mind of that Arch-Bishop who admitted that partsof the Sharia could be compatible and non-contradicting and practically applicable to the modern-day-Brittan.
You will surely can guess who has complaint against those Bishop's remarks and what reaction has come from the controlled media.
As a Christian who speaks Arabic as his mother tongue , I have no problem at all in understanding the Sharia , from the social point of view and also from the practical and legal sides.
How many of my readers do know that in Sharia Law , for example, if and when a Husband cannot satisfy his wife's sexual-needs for a period longer than seven weeks.....the wife is then entitled to ask for an official divorce ??
And how many of my Muslim friends do know that here in the (Christian) Netherlands , marital-adultery is not a reason for demanding of a divorce....? ?
Meaning that if a Dutchman comes home to find his wife in bed with the whole national-football- team (11 persons)......it will not be a valid reason for asking to divorce her.....
Law and Justice are subject to many interpretations and even Justice is named after a person (Justinianus) although Justice is more important than any Law because the later is man-written.
But the Sharia is not man-written and who ever has written the Sharia never died !
and cannot die !! .
Back to the Arch-Bishop and to his recent proposal, I would like to add that I prefer to see Christian values being protect by Islam , than any other third religion
nor any atheist entity or system ....... like Democracy or a non-democracy.
Secularism is nice , but when it comes to human-values and religions ,one ought to be extra careful and more vigilant.
Secularism is good to write a law about the speed of my caron the highway , but for human and humane matters we need God and any God-written- laws and not any man-made-rules. ...

I congratulate Great Britain for this Great Arch-Bishop
because GB needs such great-open-minds ,
after that shameful catastrophe and filth , called : Tony Blair....

Raja Chemayel
13.02.08

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Goliath has still more....than David.


Gaza received more rockets than it has ever sent.
Ramalah receives more Presidents ,
than it has ever elected .

Jerusalem receives more illegal-settlers around it
than it has lawful-indigenous-residents in it.....

Palestinians receive more miseries than any other people ,
even more than the Jews in Babylon
and more than the Jews of Warsaw-Ghetto, too.


Israel receives more weapons than China
and sells more weapons than
Italy and Spain and Portugal, all together .


Israel receives more US-financial-Aid
than all of Africa and Asia , both together.

Israel kills more Palestinians per any year
than any "Terrorist " could ever try to reach........

It seems that Goliath still has more...... than David !!


Raja Chemayel
Helping David

Monday, February 11, 2008

Predictions......


Obviously ,
the Republicans shall loose this election with any candidate
because the USA wants to punish them , not for lying about Iraq ,
not for invading Iraq and Afghanistan ,
but rather for loosing the war in Iraq.


The Democrats shall win with who ever will be the nominee,
black or female.......and even with a black-female candidate.

The only questions remaining , would be :

Would Monica Lewinsky get her Job back
in the Oval-office ??
and
would Iraq see any kind or any sort of democracy ??
and
would Israel finish up its Wall.......
up to the Green Zone in Baghdad ??
and
would Mubarak retire in 2014 ??
and
would Israeli-companies be able to pump-out the oil in Darfur ??
and
Would the Opium in Afghanistan get legalised
and then sold exclusively via Hally-Burton ??
and
Would the Harriri-clan in Beirut finally define its colours ??
and
Would Monsieur Bernard Kouchner get a permanent-Residence-permit
in Beirut ??
and
would any Peace conference between Israel and Palestine
take place after the retirement of Mubarak ......
or before the complete melting of the North Pole ??
and
Would the Global-warming reach the Cold-war ??

and finally
Would anyone tell me what is the difference
between a Republican and a Democrat ??


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
predictor of predicaments

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The New- Nero




The Christians never did burn Rome
and
The Muslims did not bomb the Twin-Towers, neither.


In June 1967 Egypt did not invade Israel
but the contrary , did happen.

Palestine did not occupy Israel
and
Poland did not , in 1939 , invade Germany

Christopher Columbus did not reach
the back-side of India
but
another new continent.....

Christians did not burn Rome
but,
the new-Nero burned Baghdad
and part of Beirut ,
because
this new-Nero will not dare for Tehran.

Gaza is not besieging Israel......
and
Rammallah is not ruling Tel Aviv.

Rome survived the Christians
and
those Christians even took over Rome.

When will Gaza rule Palestine ??
When will the New-Nero's ever learn ,
that :
Might without the Right
is not worth the Fight !!


Raja Chemayel
aspiring to become a poet , while the inevitable is faster.....

Friday, February 8, 2008

The Anti-War-Candidates





Most of the US presidential Candidates ,if not all of them ,
would like to stop the war in Iraq ,
until and unless all the Hummers are completely armoured,


Those candidates do not want to see
those murderers and invaders and torturers
and rapist and blunderers and robbers
being unprotected from
those heroic-freedom- fighters.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Hummers promotion team

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Shopping in Dimona






It is a unique situation in the history of capitalism
and consumerism. ....
because :
"exceptional circumstances require exceptional measures"


Egypt being so independent from the USA,
being so financially-non-reliant on the USA
and having it own say in its internal affairs
as well as its foreign-affairs. ......
Egypt has stopped the Gazzeans
from shopping .......from its side of the borders !!


I do not know know who is the Minister
of economy in Egypt......
but very soon the USA shall reward him
with a "Green-Card" .......
and Gazzeans will consequently have to go shopping
in Dimona , like they did very recently !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
Dimona Shopping promotion Association.

Monday, February 4, 2008

The man who never shook hands with the Devil




I am writing soon the "who is who" book
of the Near-East-Theatre-of-bloody-drama's.....

Although it remains a matter of opinion
what adjectives are to be given to each person,
I would like to be short and clear on the late
Dr. George Habash. El Hakeem.....

Quote :


Dr. George Habash :
the man who never shook hands with the Devil ,
who never negotiated with the Devil
and who never recognised the Devil.

.......unquote


Sherlock Hommos. PhD
Dictionarist