Monday, January 26, 2009

The Tunnels of Gazza............



http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/MGM_metro_goldwyn_mayor_trade_mark_1938.jpg



The
Sherlock Hommos
Productions

Presents !!!




The Great non-Escape

http://www.merkki.com/images/harry.jpg

The IDF has found the plans to the Gazza-Tunnels
in which
heroism was smuggled out of Gaza ,
into Egypt .







and here is a photo of a major suspect
believed to be Mr. Ismael Hanniyah
who has, obviously, lost weight ,here
due to the blockade on Gazza
and has now grown a beard.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PYREU/PP30801-EU~Steve-McQueen-The-Great-Escape-Posters.jpg





here are some of the Hamas Terrorists
plotting their next bombing of innocent- Israeli-civilians
http://www.lawrencemontaigne.net/images/greatescape.jpg






the new
UN-reconstruction's plans
for the Rafah-Border-Crossing
http://www.mrsite.co.uk/usersitesv2/greatescaperevealed.com/wwwroot/USERIMAGES/fig1.jpg



The Chief Prison's guard
the moustache , here, is a fake
but the uniform is real
http://www.isranet.org/Hitler_cartoon.gif




The Prison's nurse
( still a virgin!! )
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a-Su2SAnGYU/SQEBOeZGJNI/AAAAAAAAFsY/Fg0mlF6DmyE/s200/Livni.jpg
she falls in love with
Steve Mac.Hanniyah's rat
at the end of the film,
but that rat doesn't want her
so it marries Abbas !!


The End

http://assets.hulu.com/companies/key_art_universal_pictures.jpg


Tickets on Sales
at nearest US-Embassy !!



Nominated for 5 Oscars !!
http://www.adgoog.com/blog/photo/15049a-l_oscar_d_orson_welles_aux_encheres.jpg
Best Massacre
Best co-production
Best reporters-absence
Best real-time-genocide
and
Best original-scenario




parental-guidance required !!

2 comments:

sandras budak said...

Brilliant....this will keep me smiling all day.....shokran jazeelan...

brastos said...

:):)