You cannot make an omelet
without , first ,breaking the eggs !!
The Jewish-omelet :
first ,you borough 3 eggs,
at a very-low-lending- interest- rate
and then......
The Israel -omelet :
first you steal 3 Palestinian eggs
and say that the UN allowed it,
and then......
The British-omelet :
first ,you promise 3 Palestinian eggs
to the European Jews
and then.......
The USA -omelet :
first ,you steal 3 Iraqi eggs,
and then ,let Kuwait + Saudi pay for them
and you give them all to Israel
and call it The Democracy-omelet
Lebanese-omelet :
first, you take a chicken as a partner
later it gives you the 3 eggs for free
and then you pay back to the chicken 23%
of the omelet price,
you have just sold to the Saudis.
Italian-omelet :
no need for any recipe
just go and see your Mama !!
Gaza-omelet :
first you finish building your Tunnel...
and then.....
you look for a lost chikken in Sinai
Sherlock Hommos
Culinary-expert
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