There are five kinds of Lebanese-Christians

A Cedar has no religion....

There are 5 kind of Lebanese-Christians :

The first kind
has Brains and a Heart and Balls
they joined the SSNP
The Syrian Social Nationalist Party

The second kind
has Brains , and a Heart...... but no Balls
The Join the Lebanese Communist Party

The Third Kind
has no Brains and no Balls just a naive Hart
The join the Phalanges , Al Kata´eb

The Fourth kind
has no Brains , no Heart......... but just Balls
They are members of the Lebanese-Forces
(when they are not smuggling anything more lucrative)

The fifth kind
they found out how dirty are the Third and the Fourth kinds
so they repented ,
and have all joined the General Auon.




Raja Chemayel
Lebanesologist