The unhealthy health insurances

Drawing by : Ben Heine

The number of uninsured-US-citizens ( for health)
is the double of the number of the whole-Iraqi-population.


The cost of this Iraqi war ,
which have turned Iraq worse off , to say the least.......
this cost could have covered the basic-health- insurance
of those uninsured-US- Citizens, for the next 14,5 years.


Besides that ,
2 million Iraqi would have not been exiled and refugees
half a million would not have been wounded
and 150 thousands Iraqis would have survived.
And from the aggressor's side ,
4.000 thousands dead
105 thousand injured..... ..and disabled.

Next time The USA wants to liberate any other "Iraq"
it should remember that in President Saddam's times ,
all Iraqi citizens have had a free-health- insurance ,
and free education too .

On the other side ,
3,5 Million US-citizens are homeless in their own homeland
while,
3,5 Million Palestinians are homeless outside their Homeland

Palestinians are not homeless because of the homeless US-citizens
but the US tax payers are building those homes for Israels
rather than homes for US-citizens at home.
And......... Palestinians became homeless because of Israelis are building
settlements with US-money......on Palestinian land.

Vote for Ron Paul .....!!
he wants to stop financial aid to Israel
he wants to recall all US soldiers worldwide.
a double dream !!!! .......probably he is not even an American !!!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
statistical annalist

Santa delayed.......

M e r r y
Christmas !!
*******

This year, Santa will be much delayed
not only because of that ugly WALL.....
but mainly because
of those 632 Israeli-Check- Points
and 332.887 armed-Settlers

Besides that, Santa
is suspected now of having much sympathies
with oppressed-children
and their even more oppressed-parents, too.



Also
Santa is being much politicised
and he is also growing a beard,
resembling to..... (you know who )



I am sure there is one bed free
for Santa, but in Guantanamo Bay Resort,
because that Inn in Bethlehem
has no water nor electricity
since Hamas took over
the new-hotel-managemen t.




Raja Chemayel

Tony Blair converts to Catholicism

Some "good news" for some, are "bad news"...... for others
and to loose a bad-thing is not a lost............but a gain .

Today the Anglican Church has won in the lost of Tony Blair
and the Catholic Church has lost in admitting someone like Tony.

But , who am I to judge ??

At least being a Catholic Tony would now have to confess ,
as each good Catholic does.......regularly
but then and again....... ....who needs the confession of any liar ??


Eng. Mousfata Roosenbloom
inter-faith-expert

PS :
Eventually , and for the sake of honesty ,
or rather for the sake of his political-honesty,
Tony Blair could convert into Judaism instead of Catholicism
if only Judaism would have anything to do with the Zionism ,
but it does not !! anyhow.

Next time......try Norway

If you think that ,we the Arabs are fanatic-people,
backward-people and all religious-fundament alists,
why would you then not just avoid us ??......... next time.

You came to our Iraq and invaded it , recently
and you came 60 years ago and settled-down
in our Palestine !!
You called our Algeria..... " Alegerie-Francaise"
and you made our Libya become part of your "Italy"


Next time you want to rob another country , try Norway !!!
if is full of blue-eyed-gentile- people,
and guess what .........it has a lot of Oil !!! too. ( as bonus)




Besides that you can claim , more credibly,
when you say that you are a descendant of a Viking ,
and you came back to Norway , now, to claim your roots !!

Try Norway !! next time......,
you might miss our warm sunshine ,and our Hommos
but the girls in Norway are much more emancipated
and less complicated too....


Sherlock Hommos

How to get ride of the State of Israel and the same time to save the USA.

The Separation of Church and State.......
Is a nice idea which started with the French Revolution
and was adopted by the newly-born United States of America.

But the striking coincidence is that all US Presidents ,
except but one Catholic, were all Protestant (Evangelical)
and white....... ..up to very white....



Now if ever Obama gets the presidency he would still be
also Protestant ( I assume) but not that "white".(as I can see)
Besides that the name "Barak"..... . sounds like (Husny) Mubarak
or like (Ehud) Barrack..... ...
what was the religion of the father of Obama's ?
was he an Egyptian-Jew ??
or was he a Muslim-Israeli ???


My favourite candidate would be that Mr. Romney
who is a Mormon....not that I prefer the Mormons above the others

No !!
but I do like the Mormons because they claim that " Israel"
is the United States of America,itself....
which solves all our problemsin the Middle East........
by proving that any place could be , or could become,
the so called Promised Land.
Also the Mormons pretend to be , themselves , the chosen-people,
which proves to us that any people can claim to be the chosen-people.
But this we knew already..... .and the composition of the population of Israel
is the living proof....... ..that anybody has this right ( to cheat on us) .

Anyhow if Mr. Romney wins ,
it will be one way to get rid also of the Neo-Conservatives
it will also be one way to recall all the Israelis to move to Nevada
And they may all retire in Florida, later on .

The Happy End !!!

If Mr. Romney would like to reward me for this idea
I shall gladly forward to him my Swiss-bank-account- Number :
544-MKF-8889- 45 ( only in Swiss Francs, please, no Dollars!)
Thank you !!

But the Muslim and Arab and Leftist-Progressive -liberal- Forces
in the USAought to form a coalition and back up Mr. Romney ,
only for that purpose I just mentioned here.

If you think this is one of my jokes , you are right.....
but the USA has produced worse jokes in its past history !!

Besides that nobody can be worse than George W. Bush !!!

And Mr. Romney being legally a polygamist ,
he shall not be needing any Monica Lewinsky as Secretary ,
he shall be too busy at home .


Vote for Romney
to get rid of
the State of Israel !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
unofficial free-lance-Campaign -Manager

the 19Th. of December in 2007

Ben Heine

Lebanon still has no President
while the USA has one too many !!

Lebanon has UN-observers-forces
to protect Israel's security
although ,Israel has no UN-observers
to protect the occupied Palestinians .


The only liberated-part of Palestine , Gaza
has no electricity , no water , no airport
only the fresh-air and the freedom,,,to starve !!

Mahmoud Abbas has no freedom at all ,
but he just got 6 Billion dollars from "the gang-of-Paris"

We cannot say that Abbas has just "sold Palestine ",
because he is simply a refugee in his own country
without an ID card.

We cannot say Omert bought the West Bank
because the West Bank is occupied anyhow
and managed by Olmert,


So what for , those 6 Billion Dollars ??

Maybe , Saeb Erakat needs a new Mercedes
and Dahlan wants to build another Hotel in Dubai......

Money talks.....and Justice can wait !!!


Sherlock Hommos
19.12.2007

Announcement for a Special-Christmas-Charity-Concert...in Gaza

Special Christmas

Charity

c o n c e r t

The Program

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Sonata for Viol and Piano

by Genghis Khan

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The Nut-Cracker's-Ballet

By Ludwig van Beethoven

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Opera Aida

by Gustav Mahler

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The 9Th. Symphony

by Frederic Chopin

_._

P e a c e

by the State of Israel

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Wo r l d -J u s t i c e

by The United Sates of America

The Royal Hashemite

Philharmonic Orchestra of Gaza-City

Conductor , George Bush Jr.

Soloist , Ehud Olmert, soprano.

Choreography , Shimon Perez.

Prima-Ballerina , Mademoiselle Condi Rice.

Choir of The Guantanamo Guards and Torturers Ensemble.

and

Wardrobe-attendant , Mahmoud Abbas

The profits of this concert will go to :

*The Association of Veteran-Butchers

of Sabra and Chatila. AVBSC.

*The Retired Brotherhood of Bulldozer-Drivers

over Jennin. RBBDJ

* Husny Mubarak's Funds for the Preservation

of Eternal-Presidencies . HMFPEP

Sponsored by : The World Bank

in Memory of Paul Wolfowitz

Next Saturday , 22.12.2007 ,

right after the Sabbath observance.

Parking assured for all

(Bomb-trapped-Cars , please use the South-entrance)

Tickets Sale

at the

non-Virgin-Stores

or via the Internet

www.bookaseat.com