Goodbye !!! Husny

The phone rings at Husny Mubarak ´s home
Husny picks up the phone :

The Reporter :
Good eveneing Mr. President , what would like to tell to the Egyptian people 

at the farewell speech ??

Husny  : (surprised)
What farewell speech ??
where  are the Egyptian-people going to ??

في اتصال هاتفى:

صحفى ومراسل دولى سأل "مبارك" تحب تقول إيه فى كلمة وداعك للشعب المصرى.

إندهش "مبارك"

 

ورد بسرعة:

ليه هو الشعب رايح فين!

The Burqa , in the land of Francoise Sagan

 the French-revolution decapitated its King
to replace him by an Emperor...

In France , a parliamentarian committee is preparing a  
project for a law  that will forbid Muslim women 
to wear the Burqua or any veil that will hide their  faces.

Although , I would like to  forbid any forbidding ,
I can see the practical side of doing so.

But France has about 2 million Muslims 
where one million would be the women
out of whom only 2000 women would hide their faces 
in such an unnecessary and un-islamic way. 

Which means that 0,002% of the french-muslim- women 
may have used it , so far.......
or one lady out of each 5.000 french-muslim- women !!


I must express my admiration and my astomishement 
for the French-law-makers who bother to make a tailor-made- law  
which concerns only  0,002% of its muslim population, exclusively,
and to be more accurate, it concerns 0,0000073% of its total population.. ..
which actualy concerns one person out of each 325.000 French-citizen.


Statistically speaking ,
you may compare the effectiveness this law,  to a law regarding
-all the one-legged-french- men-whose- grand-father´ s name 
was Pierre.
or to
-all the french-women who married on a Tuesday-afternon 
whith a guy called Jacques.

Anyhow ,as a revenge ,
Muslims countries ought to forbid to their French-christian- minorities
to eat the frogg-legs with a falafel-sauce.

Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
statiscal-researche r





PS :
I  wonder what ZORO has to say....?

he is not a french-muslem- woman
but he defends the poor and the weak !!

Kabul and Baghdad did not fall.

 

How can they expect any victory ?? from those.....

Recently ,
the Taliban have targeted the down-town-area of Kabul.
It is a symbolic-victory knowing that Talibans do anyhow have
the upper-hand only outside the Afghan cities...... .
So the USA and its brave allies are " back to start "
or are simply back to nowhere.
We all knew that the Western-forces cannot win politically nor morally ,
but eventually,and by some miracle, they could win militarily.
This is not the case and the Talibans are coming back to Kabul.

Now , today ,
we have the confirmation that this miracle shall not take place,
because wisdom tells us : " You cannot bomb an idea "


Elsewhere,
between the Euphrates and the Tiger , politicians are considering
allowing the members of the Baath party to re-enter
onto the political arena and to participate in the elections.

However they shall allow the "Baathist" but not the "Saddamist"
according to their spokesman.
Which resembles ,for example, to a ban on the leninists
but with a license to the communists.
Here  is a miracle in the making which is closer to absurdity
when we remember that Iraq was invaded because it was Baathist,
and for nothing else.

But, 
" you cannot bomb an ideology !! "

Kabul and Baghdad did not fall , after all.

How could the USA hope for  victory or even for a success
when Talibans and or  Baathist do come back  ??? .


The Baath-party, anyhow, is now the only salvation for Iraq,
while,  Afghanistan deserves better than the Talibans,
but who am I to judge the inevitable and the obvious ??



Raja Chemayel

All those Holocauts !!

Gaza ??......... or Jennin ??
what is
the race or religion of Fascism ??

When someone has survived 
the Nazi´s Holocaust,
does this allow him, now,
to make his own ??


When the Holocaust were to have been exaggerated,
the massacres of the Palestinians are not !!


Gaza is not , exactly , the Warsaw-Ghetto
but a slower-starvation is worse than a fast one !!


Sabra,Chatilla , Jennin and Deir Yassin
are not Dachau, nor Treblinka nor Mathhausen
bu all kind of deaths give us the same results:
death !


Palestinians are starving since 61 years
while the Nazi-Holocaust lasted 5 years
and has ended since 64 years !!

Should we not condemn all the Holocausts  ??
and
Should we not , first of all,
 stop the on-going-Holocaust  ??

Raja Chemayel

From Haiti to Gaza.....and from Zionism to Abbas

 

 The Mummy of Ramallah

I switched on ,today, my TV

and I saw some soldiers in Haiti

preventing the hungry population

of looting some already destroyed supermarket.

The same soldiers were shown later on

distributing first-aid food-rations

to that same population.. ...

which was forbidden to loot the lost and destroyed Supermarket.

I wonder what difference is there

between Gaza and Haiti ?? today .

The Earthquake of Haiti could be compared to Israel

and the absurd task of the Haitian-soldiers,

could be compared to the role of  the Egyptian-Regime

who wants to prove and to confirm its criminal-absurdness .

As for that destroyed and useless supermarket in Haiti ,

it is, as absurd and as useless as , the Zionist-ideology.

A Mummy of a Pharaoh is and remains a dead person

whether it is mummified or not......... ...

Zionism has died when the sun has risen on the Truth

so why keeping Zionism mummified or alive artificially ???

Why mummifying Zionism, Mr. Abbas and Mr. Mubarak ??

If you want peace....... get for yourself ,first , a victory !!

Raja Chemayel

What to call it ??

the right-Jew... .. !!

If it has no name yet , call it
" Al Kayda"

If it suits your propaganda ,call it
 "Terrorism"

If it boost your weapons-industries , call it
" Global War of Terrorism"

If it allows you to invade Iraq, call it
" Weapons of Mass Destruction"

If it helps electing you as President , call it
" time for a real-change"

If it legalises your occupation of a country , call it
"God gave this land to me"

If it hides your inborn racism , say:

" God has chosen us" (but not them)

If you already are, anyhow, an ugly-monster , say :
"They hate us for what we are "

If you want to collect the insurance money , say :
" they blew-up the Twin-towers"

If you want to fool any believer , say
"in God we trust"

If you want to loose again our time , say :
" We are committed to Peace"

If you want Israel to be safer bigger and stronger ,

say :
" we support the Arab-moderate- leaders"

And ,

if you do want to boycott Cuba
and especialy ,the Cuban-cigars  :
Do not smoke it ,
 just sit on it !!

Raja Chemayel

call me what you wish !
But ,in the meantime ,I keep my gun , at reach ....

 

The indigenous Olive-trees

 

 An Icon,for a symbol, of a tragedy.

What is wrong with olive trees ?

Why does the Israeli army cut them off ??

I wonder why olive trees are hated and banned

by this "most humane army",,,,,,, ,,,,

No army in history ,

regardless of its degree of civilisation,

has destroyed so much and so often Olive-Trees ,

as much as those grand-children- of-Attila the Hun.

Could it be that those Olive-Trees perhaps are ;

anti-Semite ?

anti- Jews?

anti- Zionist?

terrorists?

Muslim-fanatics?

al Kayda in disguise ??

Hamas- members ??

Hidden-Swiss- Minarets ??

DFLP or PFLP fighters ?

Hezbollah-sympathis ers ??

or simply because those trees are indigenous ??

(while the Israelis are not !!!)

To my knowledge ,

neither  Abraham , nor Moses

nor Jesus , nor Mohammad

have ever prohibited olive-trees.

But obviously ,

the Israelis have nothing to do

with either four of them .

Beside that ,

The Olive trees carry a lot of Olive-branches

which cannot be useful ,  for any criminal-projects.

Raja Chemayel

who never believed in Olive-branches ,

nor in any other Fairy-tales , anyhow.