Omelet recepe´s

      
You cannot make an omelet
without , first ,breaking the eggs !!

The Jewish-omelet :
first ,you borough 3 eggs,
at a very-low-lending- interest- rate
and then......

The Israel -omelet :
first you steal 3 Palestinian eggs
and say that the UN allowed it,
and then......

The British-omelet :
first ,you promise 3 Palestinian eggs
to the European Jews
and then.......


The USA -omelet :
first ,you steal 3 Iraqi eggs,
and then ,let Kuwait + Saudi pay for them
and you  give them all to Israel
and call it The Democracy-omelet


Lebanese-omelet :
first,  you take a chicken as a partner
later it gives you the 3 eggs for free
and then you pay back to the chicken  23%
of the omelet price,
you have just sold to the Saudis.


Italian-omelet :
no need for any recipe
just go and see your Mama !!



Gaza-omelet :
first you finish building your Tunnel...
and then.....
you look for a lost chikken in Sinai



Sherlock Hommos
Culinary-expert
 

From the Burqa to the Bikini .....

 
The 2010 Miss USA
is a Lebanese-born- Lady


The 2010 Miss France
is a Syrian-born Lady.

Therefore ,
the prejudices and the cliches, about Arab-women
must all fall down....

Arab women !!

Take away the Burqa and put on a Bikini

and then you might conquer the world !!

But please do not exagerate much, my Dear Sisters !!

And do not go as far as President Husny Moubrarak ,once did.

Because
Husny has had to take off his Burqa
and then afterward ,he also took off his Bikini......
in order to win the harts  of  the White-house
and the Elysee Palace , too.


Keep cool
and do not forget your roots !!


Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
member of the Jury.

" 911 " Part Two.

This is the biggest " CORPUS-DELICTI "
I have ever seen !!

Oops !!

North Korea has sunk a South Korean military vessel
Why would it do that ??

This amounts to a declaration of war
to an area that has not known anything else
than wars and-or cease-fires !!!

Why would North Korea torpedo
a South Korean Navy ship ???



My suspicious-mind tells me 
that the North-Koreans (who are no angels) 
are being sucked into a conflict
whereas the outcome would be a war.....inevitably.

A script-book  for  a  " 911"  Part Two "


North Korea is not accused 
of the Weapons of Mass Destruction
simply because..... ... it does have them.
N-Korea..... is not Iraq !!

Secondly the theatre of operations shall be
conveniently ,far from the USA and Europe......
at the door-steps of China
which shall collect all the dusts,
including any nuclear-dust , eventually.


I smell a rat !!
and this time it is a " black-rat " !!
( the white-trash- rat is no more )


911 worked out very well .........so far
because ,Palestine is forgotten,
Iraq is completely ruined and crippled
Afghanistan is sent 2 century,backwards
and it offers a launching-pad towards Iran
while , Israel is standing sovereign.


Sherlock  Hommos
Investigator, adding one plus one.

The taylor-made-laws regulating our memories.

The victims of the Holocaust
became
the perpetrators of the Nakba !!

It is getting so near to the absurd:



In Israel it is forbidden by a tailor-made- law,
to deny or to doubt the Holocaust
Equally it is forbidden by, another-tailor- made-law
to commemorate the Nakba.

In other words :

only the "Law" allows you to deny anything
and
only the "law" tells you what to remember , or not to !!


In many other countries it is also forbidden to deny the Holocaust
but ,they have not yet decided whether to forbid any memories.... .
or commemoration of the Nakba ..


I do not deny the Holocaust
I only doubt about its size.....
and its real-motivations.

Therefore I hope that next year ,  the Law-makers
shall not "forbid us to doubt any sizes or motivations" .......of anything .

The Holocaust lasted 4 years
and has already ended 65 years ago.....
while ,
the Nakba started 62 years ago
and is still on-going !!

Raja Chemayel
not doubting the size of this absurdity.

Behind the trees of Gaza

Which civilians... ....... are from Hamas ??
and which ones are not ??

The Zionist-Media,
is repeatedly accusing Hamas
" of having hidden behind the civilians"

Well ,
Gaza has 1,5 Million civilians
and Gaza is the world´s most densely populated,
so where should, or could, or must
Hamas go and hide behind ???

You could ask Hamas to hide ,for example,
behind the trees....of Gaza.
Yes ,but
the Israeli-army has cut down
most of those trees....
and the trees left over , are not getting any
of the needed water , to grow bigger.


Therefore,now,
you will understand why the Zionists
have had to kill those civilians:
"only so that the Zionists could reach Hamas" !!



Eng. Moustafa  Roosenblomm
attorney for the I.D.F.
(Indiscriminately Devastating Forces)

Who is tolerating ???.....and what ??

 


Tolerating only a colour , is not Tolerance,  itself.....



The Western-cultures are somehow protecting their values
against all the more valuable civilisations
coming from the East.......

Indeed, from East once came Judaism and Christianity.
Judaism ended in Auschwitz,  while Christianity ended
in all the Royal-palaces of Europe.

Today Judaism moved out of the Ghettos
to reside in all the central-banks and universities
while Christianity became a hostage in the hands
of the western-politicians .

Islam who also came from the East,
is being fought back
and blocked by many irrational, populist
hysterical and childish-counter- measures.


In Switzerland ,
you can build a Mosque but without a Minaret !
In Belgium,
you can visit any nudist-club if you do not wear a Burqa !!
In Holland ,
you may become the Mayor of the biggest city ,
if you are a moderate-muslim !!
In France,
you may finish all your studies, 
if you show your hair !!
In Denmark, 
a man can marry another man ,
if he accepts the blasphemous- caricatures. ......... .


Tolerance is the rule........ but Islam is its exception !!
Tolerance is applied to what resembles one self.......only.

My daughter, studying "Orientalism" at the University
has had ,this winter, 6 lectures on (the values of)  Zionism
and none about Baathism nor Nasserism nor the Nahdat.


Yes Tolerance is nice , but it all depends on:
who is tolerating.. ...and what ???


Raja Chemayel
to become tolerant , start by tolerating !!
 


PS :
In Israel where nobody is tolerated,
unless if being a Jew ,
they are building a "Museum for Tolerance ". !!

The "chosen-killer-thieves"

The problem with Moses is that he was either
a Jew from Hollywood,
or
an Egyptian-monotheist

When Moses was still residing in Egypt ,
he pretended that God has asked him to steal the Gold of the Pharaoh´s
which he did.........
while , God´s angel would go and to kill each first-born-Egyptian
which was done .....

At that point in time,  stealing and killing.........were both still OK !!


While travelling though the Sinai , 2 years and 3 months later,
the message changed completely and God asked his Moses ,
among 8 other things , not to steal.......... and not to kill !!


Once arrived to Palestine,3 years and 5 weeks later,
that same God who gave those 10 commandments
would have asked to the same Moses:
to steal Palestine.........and to kill the Canaanites .


Therefore ,
I wish that Moses would have stayed in the Sinai, for ever,
with his own chosen-killer-thieves .


Raja Chemayel

a theologian of the Logic

NB:
It is not unthinkable that there might have been
2 contradicting-Gods....
or otherwise , probably,  2 Moses, one was a thief
and the other was a prophet !!


That is why,  let us all wait , until the real
and the original Bible-text, is found !!
in the meantime , send back all the Israelites to Egypt ,
or to Babylon !!!...if not to Kiev and Warshaw.....