Monday, February 11, 2008

Predictions......


Obviously ,
the Republicans shall loose this election with any candidate
because the USA wants to punish them , not for lying about Iraq ,
not for invading Iraq and Afghanistan ,
but rather for loosing the war in Iraq.


The Democrats shall win with who ever will be the nominee,
black or female.......and even with a black-female candidate.

The only questions remaining , would be :

Would Monica Lewinsky get her Job back
in the Oval-office ??
and
would Iraq see any kind or any sort of democracy ??
and
would Israel finish up its Wall.......
up to the Green Zone in Baghdad ??
and
would Mubarak retire in 2014 ??
and
would Israeli-companies be able to pump-out the oil in Darfur ??
and
Would the Opium in Afghanistan get legalised
and then sold exclusively via Hally-Burton ??
and
Would the Harriri-clan in Beirut finally define its colours ??
and
Would Monsieur Bernard Kouchner get a permanent-Residence-permit
in Beirut ??
and
would any Peace conference between Israel and Palestine
take place after the retirement of Mubarak ......
or before the complete melting of the North Pole ??
and
Would the Global-warming reach the Cold-war ??

and finally
Would anyone tell me what is the difference
between a Republican and a Democrat ??


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
predictor of predicaments

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

On the whole, Democrats are better for women (not for all women)- Mara