Tell me whom have you visited......?

" Tell me whom have you visited
and then
I shall tell you who you are ! "
a 21st Century Proverb ....by Sherlock Hommos PhD.

First ,
George went to visit Israel which is composed of two parts:
the stolen and the occupied.... ...

and which has two kind of inhabitants:
the colonising-settlers and the occupied-oppressed .


Second :
George visited Kuwait , a private Enterprise owned

by a Sunni Dynasty established by Great Britain

to rule on a Shia Majority and to divide
the original-oil-wealth of Iraq......
Even "Kuwait" is an Iraqi-name derived from the city of Kut, in Iraq.


Third :
Bahrain , a Kingdom not bigger than 55 football fields
serving as a Banking-Tax- heaven for the "you-know-who"
and as a alcohol-intoxication-centre for the Saudi-middle-class.
No forgetting the services......as a US Naval Base for horny-sailors. ......... ...


Fourth ,
The Emirates , a 1001 Nights Fairy Tale that came true,
Princes with a Magic Oil Lamp , called Petrol, and endless dreams.
The ruling class and the indigenous population are less than 10%
of the actual inhabitants' total.....
even the policemen are imported-labour !!
A shrine and a fortress for Multinationals and Capitalism
and for Tax-Evasions and off-shore paradise.
A recycling factory for international black money .
And of course , all the ruling Princes are ,

incidentally and accidentally, pro-West !!


Fifth
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia , an absolute-monarchy
established under the consent of Queen Victoria,
without any parliament , without any constitution,
and never has had even any sort of elections.
A country owned by a King.......when Islam forbids any monarchy.


Conclusion :
George Bush has visited his friends in the Middle East.
George avoided Turkey and Egypt ,
either out of cowardliness or out of wisdom...... ....
but anyhow a clever move !!


Sherlock Hommos
Travel's planing expert.

The Mosques and the Light-houses

Today some European-citizens are complaining about
the erection of so many new Mosques everywhere in Europe
(and I guess that also in the USA or Australia those same
reservations and complaints are also heard.)


If I may concentrate on Europe only ,
I remember that six centuries ago those same Europeans
did not like to see the Synagogues being build everywhere.. ...
especially here in the Netherlands when the Jews of Spain
and the Jews Portugal ,have had to run away from

the Catholics' fires, to seek refuge among the more enlightened

Protestants- reformists.

Those Synagogues today are more European than the EU main head-offices

in Brussels and are an integral indivisible part of Europe,

regardless of the long history of Jewish-discrimination

and persecutions by the European-Christians ,

for what ever reasons there were , or were not !!

Two millennium ago the first Churches in Europe
were also not welcome at all !!
and were hidden in catacombs and in grotto's.... .
Christians were thrown to feed the Lions , in Rome
even before they build the first Church there.


I shall not live until the next century
and I wish that the European-Muslims in the year 2114
shall not mind any new-comers.. ..whoever it may be,
(as long as they will be also monotheists. )

And I fear not Islam....
it has a clean record of tolerance !!
Jews under Islam were never so safe than elsewhere

and Christians under Islam have had nothing

sizeable to complain about ........

And anyhow ..........

only the tolerance survives history
and the contrary of it , is self-destructive and ugly .
Ask Adolf or Ariel....... !!

The Mosques of today's Europe
are the lighthouses of tomorrow's Europe.


Raja Chemayel
living in Europe

8000 security officers......

were those rifles , at all, loaded ??

I hear that 8.000 security officers and agents
are mobilised to protect George Bush's visit
in the Stolen Land ....!!!


My God !!
how many would have been necessary
if ever George would visit Beirut ??
18.000 ??.......... or 80.000 ??


No problem for an eventual Iraq visit
because , George has already there :
150.000 GI's
30.000 surge GI's
4.500 British-lap- dogs
93.472 Mercenaries called , Contractors.
1.554 Israeli "interior-decorator s"
and about a total of 2.449 other Coalition of the Willing-Puppets


Give me 8.000 soldiers
and I can even start a war , anywhere !!
and would probably win it , too !!

Hezbollah has won a war from Israel , twice,
with only 3,320 soldiers !!

8.000 security agents needed in the only democraty in the ME......???
8.000 security agents needed in the biggest
and at greatest friend of the USA ....???

How may soldiers will then George need
when visiting in Iran ???? soon.


Sherlock Hommos
Military annalist

Bush visits Gaza....Incognito

George Bush visiting today Israel,
has heard that there are Palestinian-Christians in Gaza
and that some Christians celebrate Christmas now in January.

George thought it would be a good thing if he offers
support to the Christian Palestinians exclusively
so that jealousy and favouritism might split the Palestinian society.
Like in the Lebanon.....or Serbia.....or Bosnia.....etc.....

Dressed as a Santa Claus and with a bag full of presents,
he went to visit a Palestinian-Christian family in Gaza ,
of course.


Once there,
George noticed that Palestinian-Christians are
as bad as ......the Palestinian-Muslims ,
and there is no difference at all
because both are Ayrabs and Terrorists
" who want the destruction of Israel" ,
so they say.......


It was too late to leave and to go back to Tel Aviv,
with his presents.
Still ,George wanted to somehow abort his nice deed, as a Santa.

When everybody sat down for the distribution of the presents

George , the Santa , asked to the parents :
Why are the children so thin and meagre ??

The mother answered :
This is Gaza you know ? Dear Santa !
The Children do not eat well nor enough

George , the Santa, stood up promptly and said :
What do I hear ?? ......those children do not eat well ??
they must be punished for that disobedience
I shall leave back and not give the children any presents !!


Which he did immediately .
and took back to Israel those presents.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
free-lance-reporter-in Gaza.

The other Wall and that other president

As a great tradition of the Republicans especially ,
and US Presidents generally ,
great moments request great speeches.

Do you remember President Roro Reagan , when standing in Berlin
in front of that Wall ??
he said : Mr. Gorbachev please tear down that wall !!


Obviously , George Wall Bush being a Republican
and also a US President he would have to produce now
something , or anything historical fit to the occasion
of his historical visit today, to the Stolen-Land..........

His speech-writer is not accompanying him to Israel
so I was asked instead, to write him an appropriate speech
fit to Jerusalem and fit to that Wall around it......
not the Wall of the Old-city but the other Wall
the one which holds back the sick children
and holds back the pregnant women too.

So , anytime now , you will see George W Bush
on your TV screen ,making another historical speech,
just like Reagan did ..

He will say ,during that speech tomorow ,
in front of that Wall........loud and clear :
Mr. Abbas , please tear down that Wall !!

Of course ,
because the USA blames the Palestinians for that ugly Wall.....
Israelis have the right "to defend themselves"
but the Palestinians are not allowed
to stand in front of.............. the Israeli-Bullets !!


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
a Devil's speech-writer

Bush shall visit the Near East.

I have the strong suspicion that Bush might
do a surprise visit to Beirut .

And who knows !!
maybe the Beirutees have a surprise welcome for him !!!

His car shall not be blown up
unless the Mossad is in a hurry to have Cheney

He shall not be shot by a sniper
because the CIA can wait until Hilary comes

He shall be kidnapped and held hostage
because Syria wants to exchange Bush
for the Golan-Heights.


Eventually Bush might very briefly also visit Baghdad
to inaugurate a new-prison+torture-centre
to be named after him.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
chairman of the welcome-committee

The recipe for Democracy

Drawing by Ben Heine

If and when ,
we all were wrong and that the USA and the UK
went to Iraq really to restore Democracy
then why did they revive and reinstall ,
in that same Iraq ?? :

Theocracy
Tribalism
Regionalism
Ahmed Chalaby
Favouritism
Military-Contractors
Sectarianism
Corruption
Feudalism
and
Religious fanaticism



Did Democracy change all its basic-essential- components ??
can you make any omelet without the eggs, at least ??

Sherlock Hommos
free-lance-democrat iser