Obamalogy

Black is beautiful , while White is careful.

Let us suppose that Obama is black,
so what does a colour has to do with politics ??

Let us suppose that Obama is a Democrat,
so what does it help when Democrat
is written with a capital-D ??

Let us not rejoice that Obama was born-Muslim ,
so what does it help when see that Anwar El Saddat
was born also a Muslim ?? and the Shah too !!

Let us not forget that ,Obama is only half-black
and a Democrat with a big "D"
which is not necessarily a small "d".


So Obama would be now :
a " half-black-member- of-the-Democrati c-party"
who has won the elections thanks to 453 Million-Dollars
which he now has to pay back in "favours" to his donors ,
during the next 4 years....... .
That will be 30,75 Millions each year
which is, 85.417 Dollars each day
which are 3.560 each hour....
provided Obama does not sleep.
(otherwise ,it will be, 7.280 per hour)



It will be more relevant to us ,
to find out , who the donors were ??
what do they want for that money ??
and
what have they bought for 453 millions ??

Eng . Moustafa Roosenbloom
a Pessimist-Obamologue

Do you remember the Rambo films ??

where is the ammunition's belt ??

Do you remember the Rambo films ??
with Sylvester Stallone who was running and shooting
all those ugly and mean Vietnamese-Communists ??

Did you notice that Rambo never had ammunition's for his guns
and yet he won all the battles ??
because he was sent by the CIA , as you recall
and CIA makes wonders....I say !!



Do you remember the very recent Mumbai "film " ??
Without any Rambo , this time , but with only 10 Terrorists.
Only 10 Terrorists attacked 8 different targets,simultaneously
and killed 193 persons and wounded 300 others.........
and resisted to a 650 strong police-force........
and not to forget that , they even have had time to assassinated
the Chief-Police-officer of, nobody less than, the Anti-Terror-Brigade.

What a film !!
Bollywood has surpassed Hollywood !!

And I bet you that those 10 Terrorists,
must have at least needed and carried with them
at least 2 tons of ammunitions
and 50 kilos of food and drinks for those three long 3 days

What a film !!...Rambo must be jealous by now !!



Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
film-critic on the critical-details

"An American in Mumbai"

the Rabi I trust...

When you realise that among the victims of Mumbai
the Hindu are the majority of casualties ,when in theory it should
have been aimed against Americans,British and Israelis.... .

When you realise that more Germans have died than
the Britishers and the Americans together ,
you shall wonder if those so called Terrorist do know
how to read a passport or not.
Or , better than that, if ever this action were what it was supposed to be ??

Those Terrorist succeeded in Killing the Chief officer
of the Anti-Terrorism brigade....and missed everybody else !!

Never mind any logic,
and please , keep on reading between my lines :

The Synagogue which was attacked , has had an American Rabi
As if India could not provide its own Rabi
or , as if a Jewish-Indian- community needs an American Rabi

Last year , in Prague , where my in-laws live , there was an American Rabi
who came to order the transfer of the Historic-Jewish- Library of Prague ,
into Israel. The Jews of Prague refused and insisted that such a library
is Czech-Jewish and not Israeli-Jewish. .......later that Rabi was sent home
which is the USA and not Israel.

Back to Mumbai...... ...
what is an American Rabi doing in an Indian city
among Indian Jews ?? is Judaism being Americanised ???
like when 60 years ago Judaism was Zionised !!??

I do not know precisely .....just keep on reading between my lines,
you might catch it before I do .........

Nevertheless an American Rabi in India seems odd,
knowing that the Jews of India all originated from Iraq
on the day when there was no America on the Map.

What is an American Rabi with a Yiddish name doing in India ??
when even the British-colonialist s have all left it
and gave it back to the lawful owners.

I really cannot explain his role , nor do I understand why would
any Terrorist kill a Rabi , because I am used to see Terrorists
killing oppressors and invaders and occupiers.
Therefore I must conclude that the Rabi was killed for being an American
before being a Rabi......yes, but that is only speculations.

When you finish reading between the lines ,
let me know what your thoughts are .


Sherlock Hommos
a curious person

Mumbai and car accidents....

why the photo ?? when the relevant-faces are hidden !!

they look rather like "colleagues" .

(and those terrorists have clean-shirts)

In Mumbai the final death-count is almost ready

and I hear that there was only one USA citizen dead

and also one British citizen dead

and of course that Rabi

who happens to be an American Rabi....not an Indian

nor even Israeli-Rabi.

With all due respect to the other victims

and with all due respect to Islamic Jihad.......

and with due respect to the Jihad-experts

and to the Jihad-criticisers

and to the Jihad inventors

and last but not least my sympathies to the innocents... .

I say :

it was not much of Terror-action

nor was it any spectacular- jihadist- operation.

I am sure that MI6 , the CIA and Mossad

could do much better than killing only so few Jews

and American and British.

I am sure the last three days would have seen more

innocent Jews,Americans and British killed by car-accidents

than by this spectacular- show !!

Sherlock Hommos

investigator for Hotel's aaccommodations.

There are Stavations and STARVATIONS !!

a hole made by Israel in Gaza

a hole made by Gaza in Israel

The freedom of the Press
allows any editor-journalist to choose
what subject to report on or to comment on.

Fine with me ,
I agree provided honesty and fairness do have a role to play
...........this role is called: objectivity.


But I wonder how come that
the starvation of Darfour is more popular
than the starvation of Gaza. ..........?

How come Darfour is a humanitarian- tragedy
and Gaza is a less-tragedy , or even a negligible-tragedy.

Is it because Gaza has sophisticated- missiles
that make one-foot-large-holes in the pavements ??
and never have killed a cat nor even a chikken..... ?
or.......... .....Because , the Darfourians never bombed Israel !!







Serlock Hommos
Darfouriologue

To be white and rich......

George W Bush has ,today, just issued 14 presidential- pardons
for convicted-criminals on tax evasion,
stealing government properties

and on cocaine-dealings. .... etc...
(look up the details in the news)


And, I remember 8 years ago when George came to power ,
we used to criticise him for never ever giving any pardons
from the death-penalty- inmates into life imprisonment !!
at least....

How time changes the tyrants !!
How time made now George more humane !!

God bless that President !!
this is surely good news to many convicted-criminals
( provided they are white and rich )


We shall also remember him as the wise-man
who once called Ariel Sharon "a man of Peace".
Bush ought to pardon also Ariel
( who is also White and Rich and Criminal )


Sherlock Hommos
Gen.Secretary of Amnesia-International

"Shut up and drive !!"

Queen Elisabeth shall make him Lord
"The Lord of rapes and aggressions "

A political-idiot sitting besides me, in the car , said to me :
" yes but , Simon Perez always wanted Peace "

and I replied :
" Simon Perez wanted actually a pardon ,to all his crimes,
that is why he spoke about Peace "

That political-idiot continued, by saying :
" But all Israelis want Peace...."

and I said :
" of course they all want Peace , because they all are criminals
looking for a pardon to their crimes .
And what other way is there than making Peace
and then, consequently, getting a general amnesty ?? "

That person ,sitting near me, in the car said :
" You are a fanatic !!"

I replied :
" If knowing all the Truth about Israel is called fanaticism,
then I am fanatic , and that is far better than being naive !! "

That person has had nothing more to say, and then said :
"Shut up, drive and watch the traffic "

Hypocrites , always advise and remind you
what you should do ..........
as soon as they run out of arguments.

Five minutes later that same idiot said :
" The War should stop , it is now 60 years of hatred and death..."

I said :
" How about ending the occupation first...??"

Then there was a long silence and the idiot said "
" Shut-up and drive,,,,! "

When we arrived to our destination, the idiot said :
"You are a better driver than a political-commentat or "

I answered :
" I hope that you know better about driving
than what you know about Palestine's history "



Sherlock Hommos
Driving-instructor