" For research only "

The Whale-fishers
are not allowed  to pursue their fishing ,
unless it is meant
for research purposes.... ....only !!



Therefore ,
the fishers are now killing those same whales ,
 but, under the pretext of "research".




Consequently the same ships and the same fishers ,
added the word "research"
on their vessels.



Pragmatism or hypocrisy ??
you tell me !!! please.




at the same time but  elsewhere
the Zionist state ,which is not allowed
to steal new-territories
nor to annex cities and places
nor to build apartheid-walls anywhere
nor to shoot on civilians
nor to expel the indigenous populations

does not call it " research"
but rather :
"war on terrorism"
or
 "the right to defend itself"



Like those defenceless Whales,
the Palestinians are the victims
of a global-hypocrisy.

Sherlock Hommos
discrediting the Zionism....just for research purposes !

THE PRINCE OF THE FAITHFUL

Amir el Mo'meneen

 

 

I am not a Muslim

but those who read my writings could find out

how close I am to Islam.

 

 

Historically ,

my people have lived under Islam

since the seventh-century

and we managed together very well.

 

 

We have even fought against the Crusaders

in the eleventh-century , even though were were Christians.

The Christian-Arabs , we are !!!

 

 

Today ,

I take the liberty to request from my Muslim-brothers

to appoint Rejab Ordogan , the Turkish Prime Minister,

as being : "Amir el Mo'meneen "

(The prince of the Faithful)

 

 

This title was given the the best leader among the Muslim nation(s)

to be the chosen-commander- in-chief.

 

 

Being an Arab-Christian- Lebanese , it was always so

that the "Amir el No'meneen" was also my leader , as well.

And that started since the dawn of Islam , (651)

until 1920 when France took over my Lebanon .

 

Thus,  I have no problem having a non-Arab-leader

as long as he would be a pro-Arab........pro- justice-for Arabs

 

Many of our other Arab-leaders ,

are Arabs not not pro-Arab !!!

Those Arab leaders are pro-own-dynasty

and pro-own-interests. .....

 

Give me Ordogan , or Ahmadinejad. ...

and keep the rest !!!

 

The Amir el No'meneen does not have to be an Arab

as long as he would be a good Muslim.

 

How many Arab-leaders are worthless and useless !!

 

Hugo Chavez alone ,

would be worth more than half of my 21 Arab leaders !!

 

 

No Sir !!

 

Islam is not a race !!

Islam is not a Nationality  !!

therefore a Good-Muslim. ......... .is worth a thousand bad-Arabs !!

 

 

Raja Chemayel

a christian in Islam

 

 

For whom is the Charta of the NATO ???

The NATO
"is to protect the values of Liberty "

The NATO alliance is actually and practically  :
a defence-pact between its members
to say it.......... .... very shortly.

Turkey being a member...... ........ and Israel is not .


When the Israeli soldiers attacked the Turkish-registered- vessel
it amounted to an attack on Turkey itself  ,
by a non-NATO-country.


Let us now see  , what NATO shall do ???



I remember recently ,
when "Afghanistan" allegedly attacked New-York (September 11Th. 2001)
this arguments was used to drag Holland-Belgium, Canada,France, Italy and Spain
into invading Afghanistan , under the umbrella and the charta of the NATO.


Unless ,
there is a NATO , for some
and another NATO........ .for  the others
those same countries must now defend Turkey
and eventually invade and punish Israel.



Sherlock Hommos
International- Law-promoter
 

I had a Pirate on my phone .....today

my newly acquired customers ,
from Somalia......all applying for a Job in Israel

My phone ran..... !!

Hello yes , I said.

The man on the other end....... said :
is that you ??


I replied :
of course it is me ,
who else did you expect, when you call me  ??
and who is talking ?? please

My name is irrelevant
but my profession is very much so ,
said the other deep voice......

What profession would that be ??, I asked.
I hope you are not a tax-collector , or a Dentist  !!


No at all !! ,
I am a Pirate from Somalia
and I need your help , knowing that you have a way with
your sarcasm and  with your political-satyrs.

How did you find out about me ,
and what brings you here ????  I enquired firmly.
are you reading in my Blog ??


The Pirate said :
I need you to help me to draw a comparison
with our piracy- activities and the operations Israel does
on the international-waters......
and to focus on the immunity and impunity on the Israeli side.
How do they succeed ??
and we ,  the Somalians , end up in prisons each time ???


You have to pay me for that advice , I am not cheap,
and I usually charge to the terrorist-organisations for my PR services
can you afford me ??

I shall give you 25% of my next robbery.....
unless it is a ship with toxic-waist
coming to unload on our shores......
answered that Pirate.

Never mind , I said ,
I shall help you this time for free
provided you let pass my next shipment of  enriched uranium
destined for Iran .....ok ??


It is a deal !!
tell us now what to say...... and what to do ??
to get immunity and impunity for us, the Somalian-pirates,
as if we were the Israelis......
replied joyfully that deep voice.


Well , it is not that complicated  ,
it is just a bit of mystisism and cheap-naiivety :
You must declare that you, the Pirates of Somalia,
are the 13Th. Lost Tribe of Israel
and that you need to steal those ships only to finance
your return to the promised land , by Air ,
first-class tickets with Egypt-Air, via Zurich first
to deposit the exxess of earned cash .

Wounderfull !!,
and do you think Israel would accept Pirates ??
asked me,  that increasenly happy voice.

My dear Pirates like you in Israel , are not an exception !!

it is rather the standart-rule......

So remember carefully :
you are the 13Th  Lost Tribe
and you are the cousins of those Ethiopian-Fallasha
and you firmly beleive in the Western-democracy´s values.
That will do !!


I hanged up.........
and called immediatly my office in Tehran
to coordinate our next shipment of enriched-uranium
which will be ready next 4th of July......




Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
advisor to any and all evil.....

Courage sails to Gaza

Would you rather be,
like this courageous cat ,
or simply like those dogs ??





Would not like to be on this humanitarian mission
to Gaza ??
or on board an Israeli-submarine ??

 











The South-Korean- Navy
advises you to stay at home !!
because apparently they have met
an Israeli-Submarine !!
recently..

Sherlock Hommos

Omelet recepe´s

      
You cannot make an omelet
without , first ,breaking the eggs !!

The Jewish-omelet :
first ,you borough 3 eggs,
at a very-low-lending- interest- rate
and then......

The Israel -omelet :
first you steal 3 Palestinian eggs
and say that the UN allowed it,
and then......

The British-omelet :
first ,you promise 3 Palestinian eggs
to the European Jews
and then.......


The USA -omelet :
first ,you steal 3 Iraqi eggs,
and then ,let Kuwait + Saudi pay for them
and you  give them all to Israel
and call it The Democracy-omelet


Lebanese-omelet :
first,  you take a chicken as a partner
later it gives you the 3 eggs for free
and then you pay back to the chicken  23%
of the omelet price,
you have just sold to the Saudis.


Italian-omelet :
no need for any recipe
just go and see your Mama !!



Gaza-omelet :
first you finish building your Tunnel...
and then.....
you look for a lost chikken in Sinai



Sherlock Hommos
Culinary-expert
 

From the Burqa to the Bikini .....

 
The 2010 Miss USA
is a Lebanese-born- Lady


The 2010 Miss France
is a Syrian-born Lady.

Therefore ,
the prejudices and the cliches, about Arab-women
must all fall down....

Arab women !!

Take away the Burqa and put on a Bikini

and then you might conquer the world !!

But please do not exagerate much, my Dear Sisters !!

And do not go as far as President Husny Moubrarak ,once did.

Because
Husny has had to take off his Burqa
and then afterward ,he also took off his Bikini......
in order to win the harts  of  the White-house
and the Elysee Palace , too.


Keep cool
and do not forget your roots !!


Eng. Moustafa  Roosenbloom
member of the Jury.