Saturday, August 25, 2007

the Sudanese 100% cotton underwears





Driving in my car ,
I have had on my radio the news,
the BBC news , of Course...... ...

It was reported that Sudan were transporting weapons
in cases ,by airfreight , to the anti-Rebels of Darfur
in violation with agreements and rules of the UN....


Allegedly , Amnesty International has provided
those pictures.... taken 2 months ago.....anyhow.

I wondered how and who , could tell us what was inside those cases ???
it could have been also, 100% cotton under-wears
or bottles of anti-dandruff- shampoo.

My suspicious mind got its satisfaction when I got home
and I switched on my TV on the News of the BBC

and the CNN, as well .

They indeed , BBC + CNN , showed us 3 photographs
of two helicopters and one Cargo-military- plane.... .......
the first 2 photos showing the helicopters , did not have any cases

nor , even, any boxes on them.

The third photo with that Cargo-plane showed us some boxes
but no cases, which led me to concluded that if any weapons
were to be inside those closed boxes, it will have to be extremely "light-weapons"
or indeed it must be those 100% Cotton under-wears.

I attached this photo to this text , and would like to hear your opinion
on the integrity of the world-mass-media- news-manipulatio n
and the probability of the Sudanese 100% cotton-underwear- distributions.

One side is a liar !!! ............ ..in this story.
although Sudan never mentioned any Air-Cargo-Operations
thus Sudan did not lie ....(yet)


Besides that ,
if you have any picture of any aeroplane
unloading any Cargo....... ...anywhere. .....anytime. ...and for any reason
let the BBC and the CNN have it ,
they might need it for the next false-accusations !!!


Sherlock Hommos
Investigator in the case of the cases which were only boxes.......
25th of August 2007

Friday, August 24, 2007

the pro-and-anti-War-mouvements


Some Western-people are "anti-war" in Iraq
because those Hummer-vehicles
are simply not all armoured......
or not even air-conditioned


Some Western-people are " anti-war" in Iraq
because Marines get killed
or simply loose a leg....or two.

Some Western-people are "anti-war" in Iraq
because it has bad consequences on the Global-environment
and it affected also the Price of their fuel............

Some People are pro-war in Iraq
because it is good for US Hegemony ,
good for Israel
and good for splitting a strong Iraq
into smaller pieces

Some People are pro-war in Iraq
because the natural resources are no more
in the hands of the independent-nationalistic-Iraqis......
and the power has shifted from a modern-secular-party
into divided and feudal theocratic-dark-forces.




Some People in the US-Senate and the US-Congress
want now that war to stop , simply because :
They have run-out of lies !!


Raja Chemayel
24 August 2007

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Foreign-talk !! حكي بالأجنبي


We hear and read that in Iraq , nowadays,

there are a lot of foreign-fighters.......

"which is the reason of the Chaos"....unquote

Do they mean:

the (170.223) US-Marines

or

the(457) undercover-Mossad

or

the (103.487) Western-Mercenaries

or

the(700) Danish-Soldiers

or

the (3255) Italian-soldiers who left already

or

probably the (475) Thailand's

or

the (625) South Koreans ??????????????

or

not to forget the (1544) Dutch who came back.

(paid by my Tax-contributions)



In my book ,

only the Insurgents are not-foreign !!

everyone else is....."foreign"



Anyone whose mother-tong is Arabic

cannot be foreign in Iraq

and on a the second level , I say

anyone who prays in Arabic

cannot be foreign in Iraq !!



Raja Chemayel

I speak Arabic to my mother......

and have never invaded any place !!



نقرأ ونسمع بان في العراق... اليوم...
العديد من المقاتلين الأجانب..........
"وهذا هو مسبب الفوضى"... نهاية الاقتطاف...........
هل يعنون بذلك:
ال (170،223) من المارينز الأمريكان؟
أو
ال(457) من المزساد العاملين بالخفاء والعلن؟؟؟
أو
أل(103،487) المرتزفه الغربيين؟؟؟
أو
أل(700) جندي دنمركي؟؟؟
أو

أل(3255) جندي إيطالي الذي غادروا العراق؟؟؟

أو
من الممكن أل(475) تيلندي؟؟؟
أو
أل(625) كوري جنوبي؟؟؟
أو
وكي لا ننسى (1544) هولندي الذين عادوا إلى رحاب وطنهم؟؟؟
و(الذين تدفع رواتبهم من الضرائب التي يبتزونها من جيبي)
وحسب كتبي الوحيدون من غير الأجانب هم الثوار...
الذين لا يمكن اعتبارهم أجانب!!!
وما عداهم هم الأجانب...
فكل من يتكلم العربية...
لا يمكن اعتباره أجنبيا في العراق فهو من أهلهاً...
وعلى المستوى الآخر، أقول...
وكل من يصلي بالعربية
لا يمكن اعتباره أجنبياً في العراق!!!!
رجا الشميل
أنا أتكلم العربية مع أمي ألتي ولدتني...
ولم يحدث أن غزوت مكان ما.......
ترجمه عربي آخر أرضه أيضاً محتلة................
أديب قعوار

Friday, August 17, 2007

Looking for a New-Noah


Noah,inspired and warned by the all-Mighty
has build an Arch.......
so he saved from all the species, a pair

God was punishing all the sinners
and left them behind to drawn
in a flood of immense waters......

You know that story ,
on which the Jews , Christian and Muslims
all agree.


But
what everybody has forgotten,
expect myself,
is the fact that many rich millionaires
must have had a luxury yacht ,
at that time besides their (many) homes
which they earned in trafficking drugs
or trafficking anything else
like weapons or humans.....or in the Banking-business

And this explains ( to me at least)
how come after Noah's new start
with only the honest people,
we still have evil people who survived,
thanks to their luxury-yachts


What the Good-Lord ought to do , again,
is to send us a new Noah and a new flood
but before that he should confiscate
all the luxury yachts , in advance .


Eng.Moustafa Roosenbloom
17 of August 2007


PS:
May I also suggest to add to this list
all the Military Ships including and especially the Sub-Marines.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Aspirins


Christian Missionaries invading Afghanistan are abducted
and
Muslim Mullah preaching in the West are deported

Something is wrong in both societies:
The West ought to become less paranoiac
and the East ought to accept an Aspirin from the West.

Simply because the East has no Aspirin's
and the West has no moral-values , left over.....

The East has found and embraced his Creator
but the West worships the Creation ,
while forgetting the Creator.


Korean-Christians-infiltrators are taken hostage
to be exchanged for Afghan's-Freedom-Fighters
and Good-fearing-Mullahs in the West are handcuffed
and driven to the nearest-Airport.

And I stop here and reflect.........
how many Muslim regimes have invaded the West ??

I recall the last time in Andalusia in the tenth century
while , ever since , the Christian West has colonised,invaded,
robbed and bombed the Muslim world ........
excepting the Ottoman empire which finally was also invaded
and bombed..........at the end.

So who is a threat ???
and to whom ???


I live in the Netherlands where 90% of the foreign-labour
are Muslims ,which is also the same pattern in all of (rich) Europe.....
How could it be that the lowest-class in a society becomes
a threat to the mighty capital class ??

Is it because the first Christians of Europe
were the Christian-slaves imported
from the Middle East ??? and from Greece.

Why would Korean-Christians offer an "aspirin"
to Muslim-Afghan's ??
What is behind it ???
is there anything still for free ???

Why do European and US secret services evict Mullahs
out of their countries ??


And lately ,
Holland's most famous parliamentarian-clown wanted to forbid
the Koran in the Netherlands..........
he is worse than those Afghan's refusing that loaded-Aspirin


Sherlock Hommos
preferring the spiritual-aspirins

Thursday, August 9, 2007

The trouble with Jesus المشكلة مع يسوع المسيح


The Problem with Jesus
or ,
was Jesus really run-down by a Bulldozer ??




To start with, he was from a middle class family
whose father was a simple carpenter, nothing fancy,
nothing exiting.
You might also call him a proletarian even ,
bearing in mind that he was also a refugee….in Egypt,
but he did not steal from Egypt on his way out ,
like Moses did…..

So Jesus being an honest person ,it made him poorer
and consequently a proletarian too.

Add to that characteristic the fact he was born and raised
under occupation by a huge imperial power whom he disliked
to say the least……
Which made him an agitator a troublemaker ,a militant,
an activist otherwise known as revolutionary ,
and in today’s terms he would be
a Chavezist or a Castroid or a Saddamist………….
or simply a Hamas-member ( or even a Hamas leader)

Anyhow he was from the third world and an Arab.
And even worse than Arab, he was a Palestinian !!
A Palestinian against Rome
and against those long-beard-rabies of Jerusalem.

With such a description ,,,,,,,,,
Jesus was looking for troubles !!

Add to that , he also disliked the rich ,even helped the poor
and has forgiven to a prostitute and even defended her !!
And if you thought that that was all , he also fed the hungry,
he gave away his own coat to the needy and he preached equality.
Just like Hamas does……..today.


Imaging !!
In an occupied country , like Palestine,
someone comes to separate Caesar from God
and to separate theocracy from politics
and to differentiate between Judaism and Monotheism
and to promote equality and to share wealth.....

Such a person was looking for troubles :
A proletarian-Palestinian , anti-occupation
and anti religious-dogmatism and pro-social-equality…...
even Karl Marx would be jealous of him.
As a matter of fact Karl was jealous of him ,
and the Churches soon forgot him
and started worshipping his mother , instead.


He had it coming ,
no wonder he did not live more than 33 years !!
In nowadays standards ,
he would have been shot by the age of 14 ,
or run down by an Israeli-Bulldozer !!


Raja Chemayel
dedicating this one to Less, nonetheless
the ninth of August 2007

المهم أنه كان من عائلة متوسطة الحال
كان والده نجارا بسيطا... ليس بالشيء الكثير
وليس بالمثير...
وحتى يمكنك أن تعتبره من البلوريتاريا...
مع العلم بأنه كان أيضاُ لاجئ... في مصر...
ولكنه لم يسرق شيئاً من مصر عندما تركها...
كما صنع موسى...

ولما كان أميناً وصادقاً... فهذا جعله فقيراً...
وبالتالي... بروليتاري...

بالإضافة إلى تلك الصفة فقد ولد ونشأ تحت الاحتلال...
احتلال قوة إمبريالية عظمى... ألتي مقتها...
على أقل تعديل...
وبذا أصبح مشاغب... مثير للمشاكل... متطرف...
وناشط... أي أنه كان ثوروي...
وبالتعريف المتبع في أيامنا يكون...
شيفاري... كاستروي...و...
أو ببساطة عضو في حماس (ويمكن أن يكون قيادي حمساوي...)

وعلى كل...كان من العالم الثالث... أي عربي...
وحتى أسوأ من أن يكون عربي... فهو فلسطيني...!!!
فلسطيني معادي لروما...
كما هو طبعاً معادي لهؤلاء الحاخامات أصحاب اللحى الطويلة... في القدس المحتلة...

ووفق تلك المواصفات......
كان يسوع يبحث عن المشاكل...!!!

بالإضافة إلى ذلك كان يكره الأغنياء... وحتى أنه ساعد الفقراء...
وغفر لعاهرة... وزيادة على ذلك حماها!!!
وإذا تصورت أن ذلك كل شيء... فهناك ما هو أسوأ... لقد أطعم الجياع...
ووهب عباءته لمحتاج... وبشر بالمساواة...
بالضبط كما تصنع حماس في يومنا هذا...

تصور!!!
ففي بلد محتل مثل فلسطين...
جاء من فرق بين القيصر والله...
ويفرق بين الدين والدنيا... السياسة...
ويفرق بين اليهودية المسيسة والصهيونية... والتوحيد...
وبشر بالمساواة... وتقاسم الثروات...

مثل هذا الشخص يبحث عن المشاكل...
فهو بروليتاري فلسطيني... ومقاوم للاحتلال...
وضد التعصب الديني... وداعي للمساواة الاجتماعية...
بحيث أنه يثير غيرة كارل ماركس...
وبالفعل فقد غار ماركس منه....
ولم تلبث الكنائس أن نسيته...
وأصبحوا يعبدون أمه...

وجاءه ما هو أدهى وأمر...
فلا عجب أنه مات في عز شبابه...أي لم يعش أكثر من 33 سنة...
وحسب معايير أيامنا...
فكان سيغتال في سن الرابعة عشرة...
أو أن تدوسه جرافة البولدوزر الصهيونية وهو يدافع عن شعبه الفلسطيني...!!!!

رجا الشميل
مهداة للمحتاجين... والمظلومين
التاسع من آب/أغسطس 2007

ترجمة: أديب قعوار... الناصري
15 آب 2007

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

From which part of Palestine, I came......"من أي جزء من فلسطين أنا جئت ؟...."


"from which part of Palestine
do I come from ??..."





I come from that part
of Palestine
called the Lebanon

of that Palestine-Village
called the oppressed-nations

of that Palestine- a huge-River
called the Arab Nation


My Jesus was also an Arab
who carried the
Cross of humiliation,
the Cross of Liberation
the Cross of resistance
against
the imperial-Rome
and against
the exclusive-Zion


my Jesus was also
a Palestinian
just like me
and like
200 Million other Arabs.......


Jesus grew up on
the banks of the Nile
and
Abraham grew up on
the banks of the Tigris
they all met in our Palestine.

Mohammad grew up in the hills
of Mecca and finished delivering
the Divine-Message ,
also here ,
in his Palestine .


And if you still dare asking me
which part ? are you from ...?

I say ,
I am a Lebanese
born in the Syrian-Mountains
in the Sea of the Arabs

under God's Sun
that gave us light,warmth
and showed us the Path.

Which part , you still ask ?

North to the North of Palestine,
where the river Jordan
springs up !
and
where also the Euphrates
sees his first light !

where Princess Europa
was born .


south to Anatolia
west to Persia
north to Aden

Where Mohammad met Jesus
and
where Moses
was not allowed to enter .....
That
Palestine of the Arabs !


Raja Ibrahim Khalil Chemayel

أنا جئت من ذلك الجزء
من فلسطين
ألذي يدعى لبنان
من تلك القرية الفلسطينية
المدعوة الشعب-المضطهد...

تلك الفلسطين،
النهر – العظيم
المدعو بالأمة العربية

مسيحي كان أيضا عربي
الذي حمل صليب الإذلال
صليب التحرير
صليب المقاومة
ضد
روما – الإمبريالية
وضد...
صهيون-العنصري

ومسيحي أيضاً كان فلسطينياً
تماما مثلي
ومثل
200 مليون عربي آخر... غيري...

المسيح شب على
ضفاف النيل
...وإبراهيم شب على ضفاف دجلة
...و
وكليهما التقيا في...
فلسطيننا...
ومحمد شب على روابي...
مكة وانتهى بها الأمر
ينقل رسالته المقدسة
في فلسطيننا أيضاً

وإذا لا زلت تتجرأ على سؤالي
من أي جزء أتيت...؟

أجيب...
أنا لبناني
ولدت على تلك الجبال- السورية...
في بحر العرب...

تحت شمس الله
الذي أعطانا النور... والدفيء...
ودلنا على الصراط المستقيم.........

أي جزء؟ لا زلت تسأل...
من شمال شمال فلسطين...
من حيث ينبع نهر الأردن
و... ومن حيث أيضا... يرى الفرات
أول أشعة نوره!!!
ومن حيث ولدت...
الأميرة أوروبا...

جنوب أنطاكية..
وإلى الغرب من بلاد فارس...
وشمال جنة عدن...

حمن حيث قابل محمد المسيح...
و...
من حيث موسى...
منع من الدخول... إليه...

من فلسطين... العرب...

رجا الشميل
العربي... اللبناني... المسيحي...

ترجمة: أديب قعوار
الذي أتى من مدينة الناصري... العربية الفلسطينية...