Saturday, October 4, 2008

Open letter to closed-minds.....

An olive tree and a Palestinian mother ,
nothing is more genuine !




Open your eyes........
the Israelis are not even Semites !

Open your ears ,
they cannot pronounce the Semitic "HA"
nor they cannot pronounce the Semitic "DA "

Open your intellect ,
their language is artificial and re-invented

Open your eyes ,
they are Peruvians , Latvians and Ethiopians
invited in, by the Polish ,Russians and the Ukrainians.. ........
on the account of the Americans.


Open your mouths......
they have copied our Falafel , Shaourma
and even our Hommos are called "Israeli "

It is not a joke ,
they falsified history and ethnology
they re-wrote the Bible and the Old Testament was re-edited.


Nothing they are, is correct nor real :
not their race
nor their nation
nor their culture
nor their origins
nor their language
nor their ideology
nor their identities


They even have created the United Nations ,
just to issue for them
"a license to steal land "
and " false identity-cards "
and ever since that day (1948) , all and each
United Nation's resolution was either against them
or even condemning them......

Even if your harts will remain closed ,
open ,at least , your minds, please !! and look objectively :
60 years of occupation
4 million refugees
4 million occupied
6 wars plus 3 invasions
the biggest reason for the existence of Terrorism
(if ever terrorism existed )

Open your eyes.....
even a blind-man can understand this letter.
Unless if he is not blind , but just a pro-Zionism.


Sherlock Hommos
not, at all, blind

Friday, October 3, 2008

Back Street Blues

the back-street





They want to save Wall Street
while trying to include ,incidentally, Main Street
but they surely have forgotten Back Street

Because if socialism is practically the only rescuer,
then they will use it to rescue
the Hospitals but not the Patients.

After all the Hospitals bring the profit
and patients only cost money !!!

It follows their same own philosophy
applied in the Middle East :
" To fight Terrorism , you must build better prisons "
" To eradicate apartheid , you must build higher and longer walls "
"To glorify Judaism , you must pray at a Roman-Wall "

Back Street is where the deprived lives
Main Street is where the illusion lives
Wall Street is where ultimate-greed lives

the difference with Palestine is that
in New -York,
is a Wall-Street but without any wall
and in Palestine
all the streets lead to a Wall.



Raja Chemayel
third of October 2008

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

How to rescue the lifesaver

save the lifesaver... ...
and forget the rest !!




Capitalism has failed to secure its credit-worthy- victims
thus the capital becomes the victim...... ....of its own victims.

If George Bush is the lifesaver of the US economy
he shall surely rescue it, as soon as,
George shall learn how to swim.

But first things first......
after establishing the promised Democracy in Iraq
with his Mullahs, his War-Lords and his Profiteers,
George the Bush shall ask Halliburton and Bechtel
to intervene in rescuing the US-financial- Titanic .

Then try to re-route the Road-Map via any honesty
(if he can find it)......... ...or even via Annapolis.

In the foreseeable event of repeated-failures. ...
Obama and Mac Cain shall allow George another 4 years
to remain as President-Savior and to clean up this mess.

No need to wait for a real Apocalypse
George is still here !!


Sherlock Hommos
jobless investigator because of the obvious

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Who fears Islam ??

the day when Granada was left back
much better .....than when it was found !






The West fears Islam
only because of its moral-supremacy
and
its social and ethical-superiority .


Zionism fears Islam
only because
it is the religion of its own victims .


Imperialism fears Islam
because it colonised all the Muslims
(except the Ottoman-empire)

Muslim leaders ,even, fear Islam
only because
it will emancipate their masses .


Honest-Christians ,
do not , at all, fear Islam
only the dishonest-Christian s do fear it....
and rightly so !!


President Hugo Chavez
does not fear Islam
but
the Saudi-King
and
Mr. Tony Blair , do !!



Raja Chemayel
a Christian who does not fear Islam

Saturday, September 27, 2008

The forces of Evil......and the Housing-Market

Robin Hood

Robin Hood used to steal from the rich
and then give it to the poor.
The Banks do not (precisely) steal from the poor
and give it to the rich ,
but they rather it lends the money of the poor,
only to the rich .

What has happened lately in the USA
was a new-experience of lending (exceptionally) to the poor
in order to make the rich richer.
Otherwise known as the "bad loans" .
Nowadays it is called " Toxic debts "

George Bush shall now use the US-tax-money ,
not to rescue the poor who have lost their houses
but to help the rich who have , anyhow,
re-appropriated the same houses from the poor.

Does it make sense ??
Yes , if you believe in Capitalism.. ...of course.


It is a bit like when ," for the sake of Peace" in the Middle East
the USA supports the aggressors and not the victims
and then the USA builds houses for the Settlers
instead of building houses for the Victims of the same Settlers.

Does it make sense ??
Yes , if you believe in Zionism..... .of course.




No one on this Planet finances the forces of evil ,
more than the US-Tax-Payers, whether willingly
or unwillingly,


And finally ,
after 200 years of fighting against socialism
the USA shall use it to cure the capitalism.



Sherlock Hommos
Prof. Dr.Dr.
Finance-ethics and Peace-charades

Friday, September 26, 2008

My "one-state-solution"

King Solomon wanted the baby
to be cut in two equal-pieces !!




My "one state solution " :

It will be the
Democratic Republic of the Secular
State of the Arab Palestine
based on "one-man-one- vote "
whereas the indigenous population of pre-1920,
of all religions ,shall have a clear and legal priority
over any (new) immigrants.

First step :
the return of all the Palestinian- refugees.


Second step :
the voluntary-relocation of Israeli- immigrant to their country of origin
on the account of those who supported Israel the past 80 years.
Israelis wishing to remain must speak Arabic and renounce apartheid.


Third step :
offering a compensation to all the Palestinian population
for their 60 years of deprivation.
to be paid by those who supported Israel for 60 years.


Fourth step :
define the term " Jew"
define the term " Holy-Land "
define the "holy scriptures "


Fifth step:
Declare Jerusalem an international- interfaith- city.


Sixth step :
Teach to those who want a " two state solution"
the story of King Salomon and the two mothers and the one Baby.


Raja Chemayel
seeking the Peace after Justice

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Extraordinary measures...for extraordinary circumstances


warning :
do not believe the following massage .

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BREAKING NEWS !!

G.W. Bush in disguise



The candidates for the Presidential campaign
might hold back or even postpone their planned debate....
because of the emergencies for facing the US financial crises
that are devastating the socio-political-financia l landscape of the USA.

Indeed Mac Cain and Obama might put their campaigns "on hold"
awaiting a general strategy and a common effort to vanquish
this national disaster....

"extraordinary circumstances, need extraordinary measures !! "

and who knows !! ??
if need be ,
they might agree to cancel completely the presidential- elections
and keep George Bush for another 4 years , as president.

as an
"exceptional- measure for those exceptional- circumstances"

More over , and as a national consensus/compromise:

Sarah Palin will replace Dick Cheney , as Vice President of Halliburton
and
Hillary Clinton shall replace Condoliza Rice as State Secretary

whereas ,
Cheney will return as hunting instructor
and
Mrs. Rice shall play the piano in a romantic "singles bar"
for the Fallashah's , in Tell Aviv.


In the year 2013 ,
Obama and Mac Cain may try again to hold an election
and by that time, Mahmoud Abbas would still be the gardener
at the Olmert's villa, in Monaco.


Eng. Moustafa Roosenbloom
exceptional- reporter
25Th of September


PS :
for those who suffer from a "weak-hart-problem"
we are happy to inform that this is simply a Joke !!
(a bad-taste-joke of course !!!)